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Welcome back to Group Therapy, where there's never a cover charge! We do, however, recommend a two-drink minimum. As always, we would like to remind you to keep your hands off the talent at all times, and don't forget to tip generously.
Today's Rock-A-Holic in need is Aaron, and he's worried about his buddy's new relationship. His friend has been seeing this girl for a while now, and he told Aaron that he thinks she might be "the one". The problem is this: Aaron's friend thinks his girlfriend is a waitress on the south end, but Aaron met her recently, and couldn't shake the feeling that he knows her from somewhere. After some reflection, Aaron remembers their previous meeting…two weeks ago, when she gave him a lap dance!
That's right: his friend's new girlfriend is a stripper. Aaron is feeling pretty awkward about it, and he's just not sure how to approach the subject, if at all.
We live in an interesting time, don't we? Even just ten years ago, a guy might try to conceal that he's dating a stripper, but we've knocked down a lot of social barriers since then. What if Aaron's friend knows, but he doesn't want to tell all of his friends that they can see his girlfriend naked on a regular basis? Alternately, what if he DOESN'T know? How would he react to that news?
This is a tough one. Have any of you been in this situation? If so, we'd like to hear your thoughts. We'd especially LOVE to hear from some strippers, and maybe hear about that relationship-work balance that they're dealing with! Bring it on, folks!
Huge thanks to the fine folks at Maris Farms in Buckley…not only do they have an awesome Haunted Woods feature during this time of the year, but they also have Pig Races. I am proud to say that there is a pig named after me! Meet "This Little Miggy"!
There are 2 other radio inspired pigs…. 100.7 The Wolf's BACON Fitz, and KISS 106's Ben SUUUUbert! One of these days the three of us plan on going to root our pigs on…wait, that sounded odd.
Apparently after the first 6 races, Ben's won 3 times, Fitz's won twice, and Little Miggy only won once. But according to my bud Steve at Maris Farms…
"This Little MIGGY has got the talent, he just kinda rested on his loin chops after taking the very first race of the weekend. I've seen him get pretty physical in training and actually knock his fellow race-mates into the track walls. We call him "HAM-HAM" sometimes cuz he's a lot like "BAM BAM Kam Chancellor".
Their press release cracks me up…
Others still vying for the remaining three spots (in the "Pig-Tucky Derby"): 106.1 KISS FMâs Ben SUUUUUbert, with three victories and #100.7 The Wolfâs BACON Fitz…
"Letâs face it, Iâm leaner, Iâm meaner and Iâm prettier," said SUUUUUbert, referring to his race mates. "Iâm confident that my fellow DJ race mates know this and fear this."
"Bull-Pork" snorted This Little MIGGY, when told of SUUUUUbertâs comments. "Heâd better watch his ham this weekend."
BACON Fitz agreed, "Heâs not a lock for the Derbyâ and Iâm right on his baby backs. If I were him, Iâd keep my snout shut until after final qualifying Saturday morning."
Speaking of giving some love to other radio folks… my buddy Kevin Rolston is the host of the "Kevin, Virginia, and Jason Show" in Florida. I love these guys…they do a great show, and he just sent me an awesome video.
"Florida is edging closer to legalizing marijuana. Now, smoking marijuana in public is only a $100 ticket. It's basically like jaywalking. Yet, most people still get really nervous about smoking weed in public, as you can see in this video."
Hello again, Rock-A-Holics! I'd like to start by saying that we love your contributions to Group Therapy, you can always email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Nelson emailed us… he has been dating a girl for the last three months, and he loves everything about the relationship so far. Things are pretty serious (they've said "I love you") but there's one nagging thing: the girlfriend shares custody of her six-year-old daughter, but she hasn't introduced the kid to Nelson yet. He's totally prepared for that to happen, but it's not happening as quickly as he would prefer.
Recently, Nelson said that he wanted to spend more time with his girlfriend AND her daughter, but she says she's not quite ready yet. Nelson can understand her protective nature, but he's starting to wonder if she feels as strongly about the relationship as he does.
Nelson…man, I guess I'm a little bit surprised by how quickly you're moving. Three months in, and you've already dropped the L-bomb? How can you be sure this soon? Maybe I'm just not the romantic type, but this seems a little quick for a grownup relationship.
Let's see if your fellow Rock-A-Holics feel differently. Give this man some advice about his "daughter dilemma", won't you?
If you missed it last night…what a strange ending to the Hawks game. Long story short… hawks looked like they were gonna walk away with a sloppy 13-3 win (on the offensive side, the defense looked fierce)…then in the 4th quarter Russell Wilson fumbled for the second time…this time it was walked into the end zone to make it a 13-10 game. Then Matthew Stafford gets hot and leads the Lions with a 91 yard drive to the red zone…passes to his star receiver, Calvin Johnson…Calvin reaches the ball to the end zone, and before he can get it in there…Kam Chancellor punches the ball out, and it's a touchback!
Then these the controversy… KJ Wright batted the fumbled ball out of the end zone, which according to the rules means that the Lions should have gotten the ball back on the 1 yard line. That didn't happen, so once again the Seahawks had a controversial win at the end of a MNF game (a couple years ago there was the "Fail Mary" vs. the Packers).
The highlight of this game happened during a post game interview with Kam Chancellor, where Michael Bennett interrupted the interview to play the role of Kam's agent…
How about the crew that Craig was rolling with at the Hawks game… Sean & Jerry from Alice In Chains, and Duff from Guns N' Roses:
This video is pretty cool…12 people who work for a used car website in Canada pooled their money last month to buy a bunch of lottery tickets, and hit the jackpot for 46 MILLION BUCKS. Here is the awesome part… the guy who bought the tickets kept it a secret all weekend. He found out on a Saturday, but didn't tell any of them until their morning meeting the following Monday …check it out:
They'll each get about $3.8 million, but they all say they plan on keeping their jobs for now.
Today's blog comes from one of my mentors, Dan Sanders:
There is an angry beauty about New England in the fall. Rolling thunder bounces from dark cloud to darker cloud, and the Atlantic Ocean turns colder and more unsympathetic, whipped into frenzy with wind gusts that can make small people suddenly do their best Mary Poppins impression. The humpbacks begin their journey to the Caribbean, as the little town of Rambling Harbor becomes clogged with boats on trailers straining to make their way around roads barely wide enough for two cars to pass. It's Rambling Harbor getting ready for fall, the season of mysteries that always enshrouds old New England towns, especially villages on harbors and oceans.
There is folklore that crows are attracted to shiny objects. I say folklore because apparently crows are just plain attracted to things, and any thing that might glitter would catch their eye. Based on that legend, I lovingly called my wife Crow Woman, one of many nicknames, and this one loosely based on some Native American idea. If she were walking down the street, a $500 bill on the pavement would not catch her eye as quickly as a shiny bobble in a window. Price was never the point, shiny was.
I love Ritz Crackers. During the first spring after my wife died, I found myself standing in the backyard, very early one quiet, beautiful morning. This was not a place I usually went. I was taking care of my landlady's plants while she was away. Suddenly a crow landed on a nearby lawn chair, left an almost complete Ritz cracker on the arm, and flew away. I was stunned and when I regained some of my senses, I went inside to get my camera. It took me a couple of minutes, and I figured this thing-loving crow would have returned for his Ritz. It's that Ritz in the picture. The crow never returned.
Maybe it's the early darkness, the angry sky, and the raging ocean, or maybe it's just being in old New England that makes us so aware of the possibilities. What could be more perfect than a New England fall, bursting with color, spirits, and mystery?
There will be more stories of hauntings and mysteries and of course a rock-and-roll timeline on the shores of Rambling Harbor. Join me there.
Over the weekend was my birthday, and we celebrated it in great fashion at the Mariners game on Saturday night… huge thanks to everyone at the Mariners for allowing us to take over the terrace club, thanks to Robbie Cano for delivering on his promise of hitting me a home run...and thanks to new GM Jerry Dipoto for wishing me a happy birthday on the big screen!
Huge thanks to Jeff and Stevie from the Mariners for not only hooking me up withy a cake…but an ICE CREAM CAKE! I love that they gave love to my podcast with the #TD4L. That stands for "Titanic Douche For Like" – we call ourselves Titanic Douches… Luke Burbank called us once that as an insult, so we embraced the name and turned it into a positive.
Hey there, Rock-A-Holics! Let's get into some Group Therapy before the weekend starts, shall we?
Mark plays on a coed soccer team, and he ended up having dinner with a female teammate after their game was canceled. He has a girlfriend, but she was out with her friends that night, so Mark decided to carry through with the dinner plan; after all, he is NOT attracted to this teammate, so he didn't see the harm in it.
Unfortunately, a friend of Mark's girlfriend secretly spotted the two soccer chums at dinner, and sent a picture of them eating to Mark's girlfriend. Naturally, the girlfriend was furious, and has now accused Mark of "emotional cheating" with this other woman.
Wow, this is some serious drama…and strangely enough, the females in this situation have generated it all. Hell, the chief architect of this nonsense isn't even "in this situation" – she's just a nosy friend who wanted to get in on some trouble. Just a reminder, folks: people are stupid. Give 'em a chance, they'll prove it every time.
Mark says he's innocent, but the girlfriend says that dinner with someone of the opposite sex is cheating, plain and simple. Do you subscribe to that notion, or do you side with Mark? Your opinions are welcome, so fire away…
I always get a kick out of watching people attempt to take selfies…the facial expressions and time spent doing it is rather entertaining…so this video cracks me up! A bunch of sorority girls were at an Arizona Diamondbacks game on Wednesday, and the announcers made fun of them because they weren't watching the game at all….they were just posing for selfies with their FOOD.
This will be a short blog as our internet keeps going on and off so I don't want to risk not getting this posted! This was an internet moment this morning...
Hear ye, hear ye! Important news in the office...maybe... - The Real BJ Shea
Alexis needs some help with her ex-boyfriend…because he is now her best friend. They have no interest in getting back together; in fact, the ex-boyfriend is now dating someone new.
Alexis wishes him well in his new relationship, but she's not too happy with his request that his relationship with Alexis remains a secret when she meets the new girl next week. He begged her to carry through with this deception, and even went so far as to ask her to rope their mutual friends in on the deal!
I realize I'm famous for my stance on women and men having post-relationship friendships (DON'T DO IT), so nothing I have to say about this will come as a surprise. That's why I'm turning it over to you, the Rock-A-Holics who offer up advice to their own. Should Alexis let her ex-boyfriend (and current best friend) drag her into a lie for the sake of his new relationship?