We go to Spain, where a 74- year- old mother was in a car with her 2 adult sons. They were pulled over for some traffic violation, but the mother worried that the cops would find her sons' drugs... so she grabbed them ALL and swallowed them. Sure enough, the police didn't discover the drugs... until the mother had a heart attack from the overdose and died. Despite her efforts, her sons were arrested and she has the distinction of being one of the very few people to NOT be a drug addict yet OD anyway. Not to be outdone; most people who do NOT have herpes agree that if they WERE to get herpes, they'd hope it's during a ridiculously dirty and passionate night of sweaty sex. Imagine being the 28- year- old woman from Brooklyn who got herpes after sampling lipstick from MAC Cosmetics. Apparently, some sore- mouthed harlet had sampled the same lipstick before her. Ladies, don't sample make- up. You don't know who was there before you. It's like sampling a cheeseburger that a bunch of other people had already taken a bit of. Just sayin'. Anyway, sometimes we're the not- so- proud recipients of something we never intended to receive... even if it's extra change from a cashier or speeding ticket... even though someone else was driving our car. WHAT DID YOU GET... QUITE BY ACCIDENT?
His second wife... he'd just gotten a divorce, so he moved in with a bunch of other people... started having sex with one of them... and now they're married
Once had an ice cream cone laced with cocaine... didn't know it until they had to go to the hospital. Some people have all the luck
Got dosed with acid... the drug, not anything caustic... in the 9th grade. After he saw his teacher 'melt', he knew something was wrong. Either that, or his teacher actually melted
Got his 1st job by accident. He'd been volunteering, but he worked so well, they made a job offer
Stole a joint from his mother's purse and smoked it... turns out, it was laced with PCP
Snorted MDMA because he thought it was coke. He'd wanted coke to help him come down from his bad 'shroom trip
Ended up at a gay bar... as he put it, "gay men are nicer than girls"
The weekend is here and it is BEAUTIFUL, so let's all get our own personal parties started, bitches.
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
It always amazing to me that no matter the sport if it is playoff's of the finial you might just end up watching it. Now I am a sports nerd which is understood but I think even the average person who casually watches sports get's into playoff games. Take me for instance, I am not a huge hockey fan but I do very much enjoy the NHL playoffs and anything that goes to a game seven is fun in my book. If your a basketball fan the NBA playoff's are going on right now. The NBA playoff's are a different breed as I am just happy to watch some team lose as opposed to watching for someone to win. Last night I watched some of the NBA playoff and I used to really like Birdman last night he acted like a punk. He took a cheap shot at a guy away from the ball when no one was watching and then got upset when the other player got in his face. If a guy start's something with you finish what they started but to start with the cheap shot again makes you the punk. Never start fights finish them, which is good advice on the field of play and in life. The other thing I really like about the NBA playoff's on TNT is inside the NBA. Charles Barkley is very honest and funny to me, has he offended me in the past yes but I like him as a commentator. Shaq is also on the crew and he is funny at time's but can get real annoying, I also like the main guy on the set Ernie since with all these ex players on the set and he has to keep them on point. So I hope you enjoy some playoff action this year and sometimes if your watching just pick a team and roll with them. Have a good weekend everyone
Yesterday on the show, we talked about a 4th grade teacher in Illinois named Ellie Eubenstein, who quit her job via YouTube.
She says that the reason she is quitting is because the education system is too focused on testing instead of finding constructive and creative ways to teach students.
You can watch the full video here:
I personally think the video is rather self serving and she could have done it in a shorter time but she does have a point.
Many schools are cutting art and music programs to make way for advance placement classes because they look better on a college application. The truth is that not every kid needs to go to college! Some might need just a trade school or maybe just an apprenticeship for the job that is best for them.
When I was a senior in high school, I had an English teacher come up to me and ask why I wasn’t in theatre or on a stage. When I ask what he meant he said I had a big mouth and was a funny kid and that I should be performing.
This is was the first time anyone had ever said this to me. Everyone else told me to sit down and shut up because I could never make money telling jokes. Guess what, because of that English teacher, I am in front of the microphone now.
Sadly because of this new way of teaching, teachers don’t have the ability to really encourage kids to pursue a career best suited to their talents and passions.
Last night we say this Is The End. This is one of the most ridiculously funny films. If you love the films that guys like Seth Rogan, James Franco, Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill, Michale Cera, McLovin (sorry I forgot his name…Chris Mintz Plas or something, but he’s McLovin!), Craig Robinson, and Danny McBride are in (they are all in this movie)…you will LOVE this film. I can’t even describe it as I don’t want to give away too much…but imagine “ESS” is going down, and some of these guys are in James Franco’s house dealing with it.
That’s the funny part about this movie…they are all playing themselves….it’s too funny! The movie is in theaters on June 12th!
According to a new survey, one in five people hide money from their spouse. Women are slightly more likely than men to do it . . . but when men do it, they stash more money. One in 10 people say they haven't told their partner how much they make . . . and one in 30 have LIED to their partner about their salary.
So we had to ask…Besides money…what are you hiding from your significant other? Or…what was something that you found out your partner was hiding from you? Here are the texts we got:
I am hiding pain in the grass tickets from my man for fathers day!!! We've never been to the gorge! He's gonna flip!!! :)
I'm currently hiding my cigarettes from my family. Its tough being a smoker in a non-smoking family.
I hide tumblr from my girl cuz its full of porn and i need my fix damnit.
I found out my wife was hiding that she was bisexual. I found out when i walked in on her & her hot "best friend" when life gives you lemons, have a threesum
found out my ex-boyfriend was under investigation for murder when they wouldn't let us into Canada.
I have $30,000 stashed. If the wife knows there's money in the bank, she thinks it's time to go shopping. So it's basically the only way to save.
Today's Video Blog features me showing BJ a new way to socially network with the Vine app! Find us on Vine: "BJ Shea" & "Steve KISW".
I recently went to San Francisco to visit a buddy and him family that live down there. I was a big fan of the town and thought it was a fun area so last night I saw there was a movie on called San Francisco and I watched it. Well to my surprise the movie was from 1936 and it starred Clark Gable who was a huge star back in the day, way back in the day when there were few movie stars. The movie had more singing than I would like but it was crazy watching a movie that old. It was also crazy that even though it was a long time ago the message is still the same as a lot of movies you see now a days. I love doing that old timer voice but I could not believe that the whole movie was like that. I am now thinking about adding some of that vocabulary to everyday speech but it might sound odd. I should mention that the movie was also set in San Francisco in 1906 right when the huge earthquake happened. The movie was one of the first if not the first to have special effects, like when the whole town is crumbling from the earthquake. Now that I have watched this movie maybe I should become old black and white movie guy, but then again I don't think to many chicks want to hang out with old school black and white movie guy.
Last week I read a story that really shows a glimpse of the truth about domestic violence in this country.
Christina Salinas, a 37-year-old from Rough and Ready, California got into argument with her husband, Anthony Hill, because they left the rodeo they were attending early.
There was drinking involved and once they got home, Christina and her husband got into a scuffle where she bit his hand and scrotum!
She also allegedly struck the couple’s young daughter which resulted in the police coming and taking her to jail on a felony domestic violence charge and a misdemeanor child cruelty count.
These stories are always sad to read but I’ve mentioned before that according to US statistics, domestic violence is a 50/50 problem at best. Some people want everyone to believe that it’s mostly men perpetrating this kind of activity but the more we hear about these stories, the more it proves that women are committing these acts just as much as men.
It’s sad that a child had to be involved in the mess of her drunken foolish mother. We need to start addressing the problem because it is not gender specific; it’s an “everybody” problem.
Have you seen the trailer for this movie, “This Is The End”…I am so excited to see it! Luckily we get to go to a screening for it tonight, as Seth Rogan might be on the show next week.
Yesterday we played this audio from a video posted by a 4th Grade teacher that quit via You Tube because she was sick of the way the school system discourages creativity in teaching. She became a teacher to make a difference, but became a “cog in the wheel” and wasn’t doing what she wanted in the class room. Here is the video:
I am so far removed from being a kid in class, so I don’t know how it is anymore…but I don’t think she is alone in her frustration. I was lucky…I had many teachers that had an impact on my life, stuff that sticks with me to this day. So this led to a topic… Good or bad…what made your teacher memorable? Here are some of the texts we received:
I had a jr. High science teacher named Mr. B and he starred out the year by having all students stand on a countertop and fall back having us trust he'd catch us.
Senior year my teacher took me to a mariners game, we smoked bowls and drank yagger bombs the whole way
Mr bartel enumclaw wa, he was inspirational and never gave up.. Always head strong and passionate in his lectures and taught us more about life. Kelsey
BJ I had a seventh-grade teacher of social studies that when we studied another culture he brought the food into class and cooked it and let us eat it it was awesome. What better way to get students to learn them to let them eat.
I had a teacher in middle school that got me into death metal and even took me to a Gojira concert!
My 8th grade science teacher at Kenmore junior high crapped his pants during a test. It smelt awful but was hilarious
Tom Sproull. Great teacher and he shaved his head when mom got cancer so she wouldn't feel weird being bald. Dude changed my life.
My 11th grade commuter teacher asked me to stop coming to school high on weed.. Haha!
We had a teacher who was in a porn! It was very memorable hah
Frist pair of breasts I ever saw 5th grade teacher bent over to help with math problem and poped out right in my face greatest math day ever
I remember going to the déjà Vu strip club in shoreline and as I'm walking in I see my math teacher sitting there alone me and my friends sent a stripper over to him to say hello from us he ran out and has denied that that ever happened
I love hearing stuff like this. An insight to who they were before ya know, they hit the bigtime!
A demo recording of Axl Rose in a pre-Guns n' Roses band has hit YouTube.
The track is called "Ready to Rumble" and was done by the band by Rapidfire. That band's guitarist, Kevin Lawrence, uploaded the clip recently and says it was recorded on May 25th 1983 -- three days before Rose met future bandmate Slash at a Rapidfire concert.
We talked (briefly) yesterday about a couple in Pennsylvania who were arrested for felony child endangerment after they were spotted on the Pennsylvania Turnpike with their 10- year- old daughter riding in the bed of their pickup truck... in a dog cage... with the dog. Terrible idea, but the parents explained that they were placating their daughter who had ASKED to ride with the dog in the cage in the back. Kids ask for a lot of things, but sometimes you just have to say no. That would have been a good time for that. Meanwhile, a woman in India was convicted (wrongly) of murder 19 years ago. Her bail was set at $180, but her husband at the time abandoned her and no one else came up to the plate, so she spent the better part of two decades rotting in jail. However, at the time of her conviction, she was pregnant, so she gave birth to a kid 4 months into her sentence. After spending his life in orphanages, her son raised the $180 to spring his mother and, earlier this month, she walked out of jail. That's a good kid. The things we do for family we would seldom do for anyone else on Earth, and that is today's question: EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA, WHAT WERE YOU WILLING TO DO FOR FAMILY OR FRIENDS?
Had a friend's car registered in her name because he didn't have a license, as a result of too many outstanding tickets... he was popped for driving without a license, she had to pay to get the car out of impound
Her friend's husband bit another man's nose OFF during a bar fight... she drove him home from the scene
Knew that a kid's parents were abusive, but he caught the kid stealing. He debated whether or not he should tell the parents... he did and the kid got the sh*t beat out of him
His felon friend brought guns on a camping trip and fired them... when the authorities arrived, HE took the blame so that his friend wouldn't go back to prison
Snuck into a clinic and hid his "clean" pee so that his buddy could pass a drug test
Had a grow operation with his brother, but his brother had priors and was looking at 5 to 10 years in prison when they were busted. So, instead of watching his brother go to the big house, he took the fall for both of them and got 6 months because he had no priors. Meanwhile, his brother went to jail three times during that time
At a concert, he held drugs for a friend who was on probation... naturally, he got busted