4th of July weekend. Is it a time to bond with family, enjoy the outdoors and celebrate this great country? Or is it a dangerous 3 days of drunken stupidity ending ultimately in dismemberment and death? Well, if you do it right it can be both.
I know that most of you reading this are law abiding, tax paying, all around swell members of society that would never dream of messing around with illegal fireworks. For the few delinquents that have some how stumbled across this page, here are a few tips to make the most out of your 4th of July.
The Romans not only dominated the Mediterranean, had wicked orgies and bathed together. Turns out they also made pretty bitchen candles. Check out the video below for proper use of the infamous Roman Candle.
Our next subject crawled out of the shallow end of the gene pool a little too close to the local fireworks display.
American influence can be seen all over the world. Hell, even the middle east is getting in on the 4th of July festivities. And who knows better how to blow stuff up than our friends over there? Answer. No one.
Hopefully with these tips in mind you can have a happy, safe and fun 4th of July.