BJ'S BLOG 03/05/14 "Jealous Girlfriend "
Hey, gang! Welcome back to another edition of Group Therapy! If you’re a Rock-A-Holic who needs some advice, we’re ready and willing to help!
How far is too far when it comes to jealousy? That’s the question on the mind of Paul, whose otherwise-wonderful girlfriend is – his words, here – “extremely jealous.” (This is already sounding like a bad deal to me. Still, we carry on.)
Is it another woman triggering the girlfriend’s jealousy? Not exactly; the source of the problem is a gift from another woman. Specifically, a 2005 Chicago White Sox championship jersey, covered in team signatures, that is framed and hanging up in Paul’s house.
What an amazing souvenir. I’m sincerely jealous that Paul has this incredible piece of sports memorabilia…but it’s the healthy, manly, sports-related kind of jealousy, so that’s totally okay.
This particular item was a gift from Paul’s ex-special-lady. The new girlfriend has given Paul an ultimatum: if they move in together, he has to sell the jersey, or simply get rid of it. Love has blinded Paul to a considerable degree, because he’s actually trying to figure out a way to compromise.
Personally, I think that the new girlfriend sounds like the exact opposite of championship material, and Paul should send her back to the minor leagues. Let’s hear what you have to say…