BJ'S BLOG 07/15/14 "Sex-cuses"
When the weather gets hot, it’s important to use protection.
WHAT? I’m talking about sunscreen! Get your minds out of the gutter! Jeez, you people are a bunch of perverts.
And now, let’s talk about a recent survey conducted by Durex condoms. (No, this is not a sponsored blog entry; we’re just a bit surprised by the results of this little fact-finding exercise.)
Apparently, men are making enough excuses for not having sex that Durex came up with a Top Ten list. Let’s go over that one more time, folks: there are MEN out there who are coming up with reasons to NOT HAVE SEX.
I…uh…what? I can barely comprehend this. In my entire life, I don’t think I’ve made an excuse to have less sex. I’ve put in a lot of work making the case for MORE sex, but this is a whole new idea for me.
Check out some of these reasons:
“I want to watch sports”
“I have a bad back”
“I’ve got a headache”
“I’ve been working late”
“I’m too drunk”
“I’m willing, but let’s wait until later”
These may be the documented excuses, but I can’t imagine they’re difficult to overcome, if the other party is persistent. If a woman says she’s not interested, then it’s very likely not happening, no matter how hard we try. Guys are far easier to trigger into physical readiness. We’re simple like that.
GUYS! Are you making these excuses? GIRLS! Are you hearing them? Give us the lowdown!