BJ'S BLOG 08/01/14 "Bad Parents"
Sometimes, I just have to shake my head and be thankful that I’m not the kind of person who ends up being the star of news items like this:
A man with a head full of acid opened fire on a pizzeria because it wasn’t open for business.
Go back and let that sentence sink in for a second.
Are you insane with confused anger yet? Well, there’s more to the story.
27-year-old Philip is a Michigan father of three kids, all under the age of 7. Responsible parent that he is, Philip took some LSD with the kids in his custody. Naturally, this candidate for Dad of the Year decided to get some pizza with the kids, so he loaded them into the car and headed out to satisfy his craving.
Did I mention that he was wearing nothing but a towel? Sorry, I guess it slipped my mind. I’m pretty sure you already guessed that Philip had a gun, though.
When Philip reached the pizzeria, he discovered that the place was closed, so he freaked out, and banged on the window so hard that the gun went off and shattered some glass.
As it happens, Philip’s brain was so drug-addled that he didn’t realize that the pizza place was actually open after all. It was 7:30 at night, and there were two employees inside. Thankfully, no one was hurt! Philip was arrested, the kids were taken away from their crazy dad, and no pizzas were harmed during the making of this insane story.
I’d love to hear some responses that restore my faith in humanity, my friends…
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