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BJ'S BLOG 10/24/13 "The Bride Wore White"

Just when I think we’ve heard it all, a story comes along to remind me that there’s always something new out there in this fine country of ours.  
 
Edward Smith is a 62-year-old “mechaphile” who is quite famous for his attraction to, and sexual interaction with, a variety of automobiles. No one’s denying that Ed has an unusual love life – least of all, Ed himself -- but I’ve met the man, and he comes across like a fairly average individual in person. In fact, he recently attended one of our big listener parties.
 
Maybe he’s ahead of the pack. 20 years from now, when we’re celebrating the new law that allows humans and robots to marry, we might just look back at Ed Smith for being a forward thinker.
 
Well, Ed has recently announced that he’s settling down with a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla. We wish the happy couple all the best. For those looking to send a gift, Ed and Vanilla are registered at their local auto parts store. 




 
10/24/2013 7:49AM
BJ'S BLOG 10/24/13 "The Bride Wore White"
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