Day 770 (06/26/09) Jacko Joke-O
Michael Jackson is dead at age 50. We started the show off discussing it, and taking people’s calls about what they think, as it seems that tehere are 2 camps…the people that feel terrible & want to remember him for his huge impact on pop music, and the other camp that doesn’t feel bad & is glad that the accused child molester. I’m kind of torn…it’s epic that we lost a man that changed pop music, but on the flip side…the allegations of child molestation, and having child porn in his house makes it tough for me to be too heart broken. I mean…I don’t feel any emotion for Jacko’s death… Guess he never really touched me when I was younger. Waka Waka!!!!! Speaking of all the MJ jokes, this one is hands down my favorite of all the jokes:
Since Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Legos and little kids can play with him for a change.
Terry called in a shared this joke with us:
Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven, she met god he gave her one wish. She asked for all the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson!
Thanks to Kyle Cease for coming in…how ironic is this…back in the day, Kyle was the guy that introduced a family he met at a comedy club in LA that have a kid with cancer…the kid’s wish was to meet Michael jackson …turns out this is the kid that sparked the child molestation charges that Jacko settled with the family out of court for over 20 Million dollars. Sadly Kyle did not get a finders fee! Kyle is at the Comedy Underground all weekend long. Get more info at www.kylecease.com
Here are some of the jokes we came across, of course I delivered em as "Breaking news from TMZ":
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? About 5 hours.
What does the king of pop eat for breakfast? Nothing, he's dead.
Doctors believe Michael Jackson's heart attack was a herditary problem. They think it is a result of a defective Billy gene.
I hear he wanted to be buried at sea - strapped to a couple of bouys.
Reports of Michael Jackson having Heart Attack are Incorrect!! He has been found in the Children's Ward having a Stroke!!
His heart couldn't take it when he walked into the store and realized he had totally misunderstood the concept of Babies R Us.
This is kind of like the end of the sale at the children's clothing store. They can now take down the sign that said: "Little boys' pants--half off!"
According to TMZ, friends knew it was serious when Jackson took time to remove his hand from the boy's crotch, to grab his own chest.
As a result of his death, Michael Jackson's London tour dates have naturally been cancelled. They were James (9) and Timothy (11).
MJ’s cardiac arrest was brought about when he found out that Boyz 2 Men were a boy band and not a delivery service.
TMZ has a story that is still developing…a major fast food joint is making a special Michael Jackson tribute burger…they wont say which food joint, but the ingredients include Its 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to hospital..."Put me on the children's ward".
Jay wasn’t happy with my tone this morning…check out his email:
Steve,
Can you please change the topic? I find it very distasteful that you guys are making fun of the death of MJ. It’s a tragedy that we lost 3 famous people in one week. I will not be receiving my money from Publishers Clearing House now. And how in the hell can we loose 2 famous white women in one day?
Jay
Thanks to John Krasinski, star of the newfilm AWAY WE GO. It's that movie with him and Maya Rudolf...both BJ & saw the film, and it's really good...the film is quirky & funny...check it out, it's a great date flick. John also plays Jim on the Office). Away We Go is in theaters now.
Huge thanks to Kevin Smith for calling in this morning....Kevin called to tell us he is coming to town on Saturday, October 17th at Benaroya Hall. Tickets on sale now through Ticketmaster
Today’s Video Blog features something I caught BJ & the Rev doing yesterday after the show….
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