This morning we talked about the idiot in Oregon that called 911 because they screwed up his order…it’s amazing how many people will call 911 about food…people must be really hungry to get that mad that they will need the police to get involved in a food dispute. This guys was a real moron…check out this part of the story:
Jeremy Lloyd Martin, 23, was charged with improper use of the 911 service, the Clackamas County Sheriff's Office said. He spent a night in jail over the incident.
According to a tape of the 911 calls released by Clackamas County 911, a man initially told a dispatcher that he was at the McDonald's near the intersection of Southeast Sunnyside Road and Southeast 82nd Avenue and needed help. The man said he had paid $10 in the drive-thru but only received a single burger and a fry before he was told to pull around.
"Sir, this is not a police matter," the dispatcher told him. "You need to take it up with the manager of the McDonald's."
But a person who identified himself as Martin called back demanding that dispatchers send a police officer to the scene and threatening to sue.
"This is a 911 emergency," the person said. "I got robbed for eight dollars."
"Sir, 911 is life-and-death only," the dispatcher said. "If you do continue calling 911 you will be arrested for misuse."
"Well, arrest me at (expletive) 82nd and Sunnyside Road," the caller responded. "Please send a cop right now. I swear to God all my life..."
Here is the audio of this:
We then Double R brought up a story of some idiot that called 911 & told the dispatcher he wanted a police escort to see the rapper, Lil Wayne, in concert in Miami. We listened to the audio, and they guy sounded high…Bj was amazed that someone would do something so dumb while high, which led to us taking calls about the dumb things that our listeners have done while high:
James – Thought it would be fun to go shooting after getting stoned with buddies…had to go to the bathroom, and was sitting in a sani-can, and his buddies were shooting at him. When he got out of the bathroom…he started shooting back.
Derreck – Stole bowling balls and rolled them down a busy road!
Eric emailed us this:
I got stopped at a four way flashing stop light in spokane for twenty minutes while I was high :-) was by myself and there weren't any other cars. I was waiting for the green light!
Thanks to Zev Chafets for calling in…Zev writes for ESPN Magazine, and just put out a book called Cooperstown Confidential. I found this book to be interesting because he does a great job of showing that baseball players of yesteryear (Hall Of Fame players) didn’t live a squeaky clean lifestyle, and were no better than the players of today…yet these guys of today are not being elected in the Hall Of Fame because of the steroids allegations…here is some interesting stuff from the book, and from the article he wrote in ESPN Magazine:
In the course of doing research for my book, Cooperstown Confidential, I found that the Hall, like any shrine, is full of secrets. Here's the worst-kept one: Not every immortal is a gentleman.
Tris Speaker and Rogers Hornsby, both of whom belonged to the Klan
Hank Greenberg and Joe DiMaggio had serious mob connections
Ty Cobb bragged of committing a murder and was suspected of fixing at least one game.
Grover Cleveland Alexander pitched drunk when alcohol was a federally banned substance
Pud Galvin drank monkey testosterone
Mickey Mantle was forced out of part of the '61 pennant race by an infection he got from the needle of a quack doctor who shot him up with a concoction of steroids and amphetamine.
Sandy Koufax took so many nonanabolic steroids for his sore arm that he was sometimes "half high" on the field
Hank Aaron admitted to taking amphetamines once during a game.
All of them are in Cooperstown -- and the walls haven't crumbled.
Speaking of sports…huge thanks to Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G, Bruno, Borat) for recording a sports intro for Double R, in the character of Bruno. Bruno is in theaters next weekend…VASSUP!
Huge thanks to Kevin Smith, who called us out of the blue while on the set of his new film “A Couple Of Dicks.” Kevin wanted to remind everyone that he is coming to the Benaroya Hall on Saturday October 17th. Get tix by clicking HERE!
Today’s Video Blog is all about The Rev getting pissed at Double R!
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