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Blogging Under the Influence #61 10/17/11

Boo you scared of the creepy things in the dark Blog-O-Holic!! I recently took a trip to Silverwood Theme Park in Northern Idaho to check out their main Halloween attraction called "Scarywood". Basically they turn their theme park into one giant haunted park full of ghouls and ghosts. The staff there treated me first class and the experience was awesome. Maybe the best Halloween themed event I've ever been too. Everything from and amazing haunted house, dead clowns, living scarecrows, I got to hop on a train and kill some zombies, and rollercoaster's that run backwards in the dark. I was able to bring a video camera and bring you behind the scenes in this video blog. If you have a chance I promise you this is well worth the trip. Enjoy....and try not to crap yourself.





Big thanks to my boy Scotty "Bunz of" Steel(He is the dude making that ridiculous pose in the rollercoaster pic) for setting all this up for me and of coarse a big thanks to the entire staff at The Silverwood.



Don't Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!



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Blogging Under the Influence #60 10/13/11

Fight the power my protesting protesters Blog-O-Holic!! Occupy Seattle is a protest about the lower earning 99% of Americans standing up against the upper 1% of Corporate America.....Whatever. If there isn't a protest about something at least once a week in Seattle, there is a good chance you're probably in Bellevue. I get the point but the problem is the people protesting don't even get the whole point. I've been covering protests now for the couple years for BJ and it's always the same thing.....bunch a people shouting and standing up for something...thats it. They don't care what the cause is they just want to shout and stand up for something.....which makes them morons. So it took me no time at all to expose these protesters as a large group of POSERS!! Here is the extended video blog version of "Jeetz on the Streetz" at Occupy Seattle as heard on "The BJ Shea Morning Experience"....



As always huge thanks to Vicky B for running audio/video while I called out a bunch of hippies.



Don't Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!



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Blogging Under the Influence #59 9/26/11

Rock out with your Hawk out you 12th man flag waving Blog-O-Holic!! So yesterday I headed down to the Century Link Field or as it's been so awesomely referred to as "The Klink" to hang at the Seahawks opening day of the 2011 NFL season. Good beer and amazing BBQing was running rampant during the pre-game tailgate parting. I've been on record as saying if the Hawks squeak out 5-7 wins I'll be stoked. This is one of those transition years as your boy Pete Carroll revamps this roster. Don't get me wrong, I love what the staff is doing with the roster but sometimes you need to take a step back to take two steps forward. Hawks should have a chance to compete in this division as every other team should because the NFC West is just soooo horrible. The Hawks eked out a 13-10 win over the Cardinals but before the game I wanted to know what the 12th Man thought of the 2011 version of the Seahawks. Video is of Jeetz on the Streets at the Hawks game.......



I found most people were realistic and a few delusional either way if it's 16-0 or 0-16 it's always awesome to have the Seahawks and the NFL back. Go ahead and pencil me in for couch time, beers a plenty, and lots of pizza every Sunday through February! Huge thanks to Vicky B for running audio/video while I tailgated ERRRRRRR I mean "worked".



Don't Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

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Blogging Under the Influence #58 9/16/11

What's up my high risk taking Blog-O-Holic?? People ask me all the time what's it like working at KISW and to be honest, it sounds a million times easier then it sounds. Don't believe me? Then check out this behind the scenes video of me hard at work.





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Blogging Under the Influence #57 9/4/11

What's up my pug life till I die MOTHER FN' Blog-O-Holic?? Today's video blog features the most vicious rabies infested animal in the Pacific North West. His name is Frank The Dog and he just so happens to be my roommate. When living with Frank The Dog you should know it's prison rules in the house. That dog loves to get wasted and shank fools. Many of you were first exposed to FTD's (Frank the Dog) ruthlessness in Blogging Under the Influence #34 were FTD fought a mop. If you missed it check it here http://blogs.kisw.com/jeetz/2011/03/15/blogging-under-the-influence-34-31511/ . In this video blog FTD shows a door stopper who is boss in the brutal and epic battle. WARNING: This video isn't suitable for everyone.....



Mans best friend maybe....door stoppers best friend...ABSOLUTELY NOT!!



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Blogging Under the Influence #56 8/25/11

Smoke 'em if you got 'em you munchy having Blog-O-Holic!! So last weekend was the 20th anniversary of Hempfest here in Seattle. If you went you might be suprised to know that as huge and as organized as the event was, it is ran completely by volunteers. The event is thrown every year to raise awareness on all the great causes that can come from marijuana.....like getting really really really BAKED and not be freaking out that the Fuzz is coming to kill your buzz man! So I went down with my crew to cover the event. This is a video blog of "JEETZ on the Streets at Hempfest" as heard earlier this morning on The BJ Shea Morning Experience.







Big Ole Thanks to Vicky B for running audio/video while I inhaled all that was the 20th anniversary of Hempfest.



Don't Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!



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Blogging Under the Influence #55 8/9/11

How's it rolling my hydroplane lovin' Blog-o-Holic? So this last weekend I headed down to Lake Washington to attend a Pudget Sound annual tradition known as Seafair. Seafair of course is the summer party that includes Clowns, Pirates, an air show by the Blue Angels, live bands, Hydroplane races, and the biggest attraction of 'em all....beer gardens. So in my quest to get paid to have fun, I brought the cameras and a mic with me to cover the event. As heard earlier this morning on the BJ Shea Morning Experience here is a video blog of "JEETZ on the Streets at Seafair". Enjoy.........



Awesome time as always at Seafair. I'd like to thank Vicky B for running the audio/video while I talked to drunk chicks, pirates, and people on Heroin......or whatever that dude was on.



Don't Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!



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Blogging Under the Influence #54 7/25/11

What's cooking my falling off the bone BBQing Blog-O-Holic? Today I have a video blog of my trip to Cle Elum as I attended and hosted the event "Pork in the Pines". It was a awesome day as temps hit the 80's and on top of that there was live music, tons of BBQ to eat, I was joined by the Rock Girls, and of course plenty and plenty of delicious cold tasty beer. Hmmmmmmm......beeeeeeeeeerrrrrr. Check out all the trouble I got into right HERE........



I'm still licking BBQ sauce off my face and I couldn't be happier. Huge thanks to all who showed up and said hi, thanks to the wrecking crew, Thanks to the Rock Girls, and as always thanks to Vicky B for running audio/video as I turned Pork in the Pines into my own personal playground.



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Blogging Under the Influence #53 7/19/11

Whats going on my inebriated question asking Blog-O-Holic? So last week was Mayhem Festival at the White River Amp theater and I was lucky enough to sit down and chat with Sully and Shannon from Godsmack. As always I can never take anything all that seriously so I thought a good idea would be to find some of the drunkest people in the beer garden and ask them what they would ask Godsmack. This is the video blog of Jeetz on the Streets with Godsmack as heard yesterday on the BJ Shea Morning Experience....



And hear is the actual 2 part interview I did with the band......





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Blogging Under the Influence #52 7/14/11

Do you feel lucky you five leaf clovered Blog-O-Holic? So you've heard it a ton of times. Be the 99th texter when you hear such and such and you'll win _____________. So many times I talk with the Rock-O-Holics and I hear it's impossible to win. I always tell people to keep on trying and you never know. You can't win if you don't play right? Case and point....my boy Dougie. I met him at Mayhem Festival and he told me he had literally never won a thing in his life. He had texted KISW to 77999 for everything and never won.....until he did. Dougie never gave up and guess what happened??? On Mayhem Super Tuesday, this life long Megadeath fan won our Grand Prize and won Dave Mustaine's guitar right after he was done playing. Watch this behind the scenes video and may it inspire you to never give up hope.....to win something RAD from KISW.....






How sick was that for Dougie??? Real sick! Next time maybe this blog will be about you.........

Don't Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!!

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Blogging Under the Influence #51 7/11/11

Say cheese my I'm to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts Blog-O-Holic! So this Saturday the TV show America's Next Top Model was in town having an open auditions at the South Hill Mall. There was definitely some sweet talent standing in line and some others....well....I don't know who told these girls they had model potential but they were lied to. While talking to a lot of the girls I realized how clueless they were about what modeling is. If you're a pretty girl who takes her picture on a car.... that doesn't make you a model. If you've been taking pics with a photographer to help out his portfolio...you're not a model. If you're a bikini barista...you're not a model. If your job includes that you hand out key chains...you're not a model. If when you do your taxes and the majority of your income isn't from modeling...your not a model. I know a few REAL models in my personal life and you wanna know what their other job is when they're not modeling.....THEY'RE MODELING!!!!! So it is always funny when you hit facebook and see all the "Models" who haven't worked for one legit company in there life. Me and a few guys at work openly make fun of the modeling profiles created because most girls think doing a kissy face while you stick your ass out on a beach makes you a model....it doesn't.....it makes you a joke. Here is a Video blog of me talking with a few potential "Models" as heard earlier today on The BJ Shea Morning Experience.



Thanks to all the chicks you spoke with me and as always a monster thanks to Vicky B for running video/audio while I acted the ass.

Don't Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

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Blogging Under the Influence #50 6/22/11

Amen my taking religion to the extreme Blog-O-Holic. So over the weekend the Westboro Baptist Church was in town. The Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) is an independent Baptist church known for its extreme stance against homosexuality and its protest activities, which include picketing funerals and desecrating the American flag. The church is widely described as a hate group and is monitored as such by the Anti-Defamation League and Southern Poverty Law Center. They use God as a shield to spread their word of hate. Surely you've heard of these idiots picketing all kinds of funerals, weddings, parades, ect. all because they say God hates homosexuals so much he hurts others for their actions.....so yeah, they're probably the most evil type of person on earth. When I heard these dumbasses were in town I jumped at the chance to do a Jeetz on the streets and mock everything they stand for. This is extended video blog of Jeetz on the streets as heard yesterday on The BJ Shea Morning Experience. Enjoy..........



Needless to say the Westboro Baptist Church HATES me and I couldn't be more proud. Big shout out to Vicky Barcelona for running audio/video while I jumped right in the middle of a hostile environment. God Damn it was fun making fun of them right to their face.

Don't Waste Your Day (picketing hate), GO GET WASTED!!!

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Blogging Under the Influence #49 6/20/11

What's crackin' my beyond promiscuous Blog-O-Holic? So the sluttiest Seattle had to offer came out in the thousands yesterday to march in protest of a Toronto Police Officer who made comments to the effect if women don't want to be sexually attacked they shouldn't dress like a slut. Apparently this sent the world up in arms as there have been these protests in various cities all around the world for the last couple of weeks. What do they call this event......wait for it......."The Slut Walk". I'm not kidding, that's the name. In fact when BJ and STP came to me with the idea about covering this thing, I in fact did think they were kidding. After a couple hours they finally convinced me this wasn't a joke and was indeed a real event and to say I was stoked would be an understatement. If you've ever heard "Jeetz on the Streets" on The BJ Shea Morning Experience you know I'm going to just go crazy with my questions at anything called "The Slut Walk". And I did. This is the video blog of "Jeetz on the Streets" with lots and lots and lots of sluts as heard this morning on The BJ Shea Morning Experience. Enjoy.....




What most people don't know is that I was wearing a condom the whole time while doing this report in fear of catching something. I think at one point I smelt a rotten cookie....

Big thanks as always to a slut in her own right Vicky Barcelona for being my on-sight producer and running video/audio while I called every chick a slut and asked some really inappropriate questions.



Don't Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!



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Blogging Under the Influence #48 6/17/11

Did you fart you gassy Blog-O-Holic???? I know what that is......it's the final installment of my three piece series of my coverage of the "Scoop on Poop" exhibit at The Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium. If you missed the others, feel free to check out Blogging Under the Influence Numbers 44 and 46. Don't make me TEST YOU!!!!!! Now back to me talking poop in this video blog. Enjoy.......



Again, lots of fun for you and your little nuggets, I mean turds, I mean squirts. Here is some more info....



Tacoma, Wash. – The topic of No. 2 will be front and center this summer at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium with the new exhibit “The Scoop on Poop: The Science of What Animals Leave Behind, ” which opens May 21 and runs through Sept. 11.

The subject matter that can make people of all ages giggle and squirm is the focus of the exhibit that delves into the science of poop and how it is used by both animals and humans. The popular exhibit is based on the book by science writer Wayne Lynch and is an in-depth examination of the role of animal excrement – the good, the bad and the smelly – and mixes fecal facts with fun.

“The Scoop on Poop gets past the gross out factor that many of us have with poop to describe the important role it plays in nature,” zoo deputy director John Houck said.

“The exhibit is filled with fun – and funny – displays about something we usually don’t talk much about,” Houck said. “It’s great entertainment and good clean fun for kids and adults.”

The exhibit, housed in the upper level of North Pacific Aquarium, is full of interactive displays and interpretive graphics, along with audio, video and artifacts.



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Blogging Under the Influence #47 6/13/11

How's it flowing my crazy combine driving Blog-O-Holic? So over the weekend I traveled to Lind,WA for The Combine Demolishing derby. They bill it as a town of 350 turns to 10,000 for this crazy event.....lived up to the hype! Had quite an adventure and instead of me rambling on I'll let this video blog do all the talking. Enjoy.....



............still a little hungover.



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Blogging Under the Influence #46 6/8/11

Mmmmmmm smell it my nose pinching Blog-O-Holic. So as you might've known I went down to the Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium to do a multi-piece report on their newest exhibit "The Scoop on Poop". This is the second part of the three piece series. If you missed the first part, you can go check out Blogging Under the Influence #44....but now that I think about it, just watch and read all of my blogs. And on a further note..from here on out don't let me catch you missing another one. Well unless you're allergic to having fun and laughing....then stay clear of my blog. In fact you're already risking to much...grab your computer and immediately throw it out of the closest window. For everyone else that isn't a dork, here is the second part of "JEETZ on the Streets" with "The Scoop on Poop"...







Again it is really a lot of fun down at Point Defiance and this exhibit is FREE with paid admission. Good times for you and your little turds. Here is some more info on the exhibit.......





Tacoma, Wash. – The topic of No. 2 will be front and center this summer at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium with the new exhibit “The Scoop on Poop: The Science of What Animals Leave Behind, ” which opens May 21 and runs through Sept. 11.



The subject matter that can make people of all ages giggle and squirm is the focus of the exhibit that delves into the science of poop and how it is used by both animals and humans. The popular exhibit is based on the book by science writer Wayne Lynch and is an in-depth examination of the role of animal excrement – the good, the bad and the smelly – and mixes fecal facts with fun.



“The Scoop on Poop gets past the gross out factor that many of us have with poop to describe the important role it plays in nature,” zoo deputy director John Houck said.



“The exhibit is filled with fun – and funny – displays about something we usually don’t talk much about,” Houck said. “It’s great entertainment and good clean fun for kids and adults.”



The exhibit, housed in the upper level of North Pacific Aquarium, is full of interactive displays and interpretive graphics, along with audio, video and artifacts.



Don't Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!



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Blogging Under the Influence #45 6/6/11

How's it hanging my looking for love in all the wrong places Blog-O-Holic? This last Saturday the hit TV show "The Bachelor" was in town doing auditions for their next season. Whenever a TV reality shows based on finding "love" airs, it brings out the skeptic in me to say the least. The success rate of these shows is probably around 5%. It's just not real life. If you meet somebody under the umbrella of a TV show in some tropical setting....that's just a little hard to live up to. Not to mention you have to compete for the love of someone meaning you have to watch them hookup with lots of other suitors. On top of all of that once someone is picked, then the couple has to stay away from each other for months till the season finale is broadcasted. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ASKING A CHICK OUT TO DINNER AND DRINKS??????? So I set out to get to the bottom of it and brought the camera crew with me. This is an extended video version of "JEETZ on the Streets" as heard earlier this morning on "The BJ Shea Morning Experience". Check it...........





Had a great time out in Kirkland. It was a awesome sunny day and the Woodmark Hotel was flat out sick. Throw in the fact that I have hot chicks all around me and to say it wasn't a tough day at work was an understatement. Again, big thanks to everyone at ABC for being so cool, thanks to everyone at The Woodmark for all the hospitality, and as always HUGE thanks to Vicky B for running audio/video.

Don't Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

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Blogging Under the Influence #44 6/2/11

What's the haps on the craps my deuces wild Blog-O-Holic? Today's blog focuses on all things poop. Yup, poop. I was recently brought down by the fine folks at The Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium to check out their newest Exhibit "The Scoop on Poop". I promise you I'm not kidding. What I found out was there are a bunch of really fun facts about poop that I would've never thought of. This is the first installment in a series of videos as JEETZ on the Streets gives you The Scoop on Poop! Enjoy.......



Had a great time and definitely worth checking out for you and your little turds. Here is some more info on the exhibit....

Tacoma, Wash. – The topic of No. 2 will be front and center this summer at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium with the new exhibit “The Scoop on Poop: The Science of What Animals Leave Behind, ” which opens May 21 and runs through Sept. 11.



The subject matter that can make people of all ages giggle and squirm is the focus of the exhibit that delves into the science of poop and how it is used by both animals and humans. The popular exhibit is based on the book by science writer Wayne Lynch and is an in-depth examination of the role of animal excrement – the good, the bad and the smelly – and mixes fecal facts with fun.



“The Scoop on Poop gets past the gross out factor that many of us have with poop to describe the important role it plays in nature,” zoo deputy director John Houck said.



“The exhibit is filled with fun – and funny – displays about something we usually don’t talk much about,” Houck said. “It’s great entertainment and good clean fun for kids and adults.”



Don't Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!



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Blogging Under the Influence #43 5/24/11

What's slammin' my smack talking, chair swinging, elbow dropping Blog-O-Holic? So this last Sunday the WWE brought one of their monthly Pay Per View spectaculars to the Key Arena as KISW presented WWE "Over The Limit". I've been an off and on wrestling fan my whole life as I think everyone was in the late 90's. I've always loved the Bad guys or "Heels". There is something awesome about a guy who tells everyone how much better he is then you, flips the crowd the bird, and still weasels' his way out with the Championship. I haven't been up to date on the current product so knowing I was going to the event, I spent the last 6 weeks catching up on what's going on. To the absolute dismay to my chick. What I found that there are 3 AWESOME bad guys in CM Punk (probably my favorite), Alberto Del Rio, and the Miz........yeah, the dude from the Real World! I can't believe I'm reporting that the goofball from the Real World is not only good, but he is a former WWE Champion and one of the top heels/superstars in ALL of pro wrestling. And if you don't believe me just ask him and he'll tell you "Cuz I'm the Miz, AND I'M AWESOME!!!!!!" With all that said, "The JEETZ" shipped down to layth the smack talk with all of Seattle in this video blog. This is an extended video blog of "JEETZ on the streets" that aired yesterday on "The BJ Shea Morning Experience". Enjoy.......



As for the actual event, the WWE always puts on a good show and the crowd was great. Randy vs. Christian and The Miz vs. Jorts Cena were the Main Events and lived up to the hype. Big thanks to all the rowdy Rock-o-holics who came and kicked it with me. And as always, a MONSTER thanks to Vicky B for running the audio/video while I acted the fool and ran my mouth. "What cha going to do BROTHERRRRRRRR, when JEETZ on the streets runs wild on YOU!!!"



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Blogging Under the Influence #42 5/16/11

What's kickin' you orange slice eating Blog-O-Holic?? This last Saturday, the biggest rivalry in American soccer was renewed for the first time in a MLS game. Of course I speak of your Seattle Sounders vs. the EVIL Portland Timbers. The atmosphere pre-game was electric as Sounders fans packed SODO to sing, chant, parade, tailgate, and of course get their PARTY ON! There was even a couple Timbers fans mulling around in AWE as they were clearly jealous of the kickass time they know Portland can NEVER match. So I headed down to Quest Field with a mic and a camera crew to speak with some peeps and get the vibe from both sides of this grudge match. This video blog is the extended video version of "JEETZ on the Streetz" that aired this morning on The BJ Shea Morning Experience. Enjoy.....



The match ended in a 1-1 draw but the largest attended Sounders MLS game in history was AMAZING!! This all the while some of the hardest most consistent rain dumped on everyone for the entire game and nobody ever left their seat. Not even a 30 second break from the crap in the sky. Big thanks to Miles, Thrill, and promotion director stud Brian Thorpe for hooking me up with tix to a game that was sold out for months.....and got me first row. Also HUGE thanks as always to Vicky B for being the most badass on-site producer and running the audio/video while I acted the fool and slammed beers with all the fans. And lastly, I don't care if the Superbowl comes to Seattle....I will NEVER drink bacon soda ever again.



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Blogging Under the Influence #41 5/13/11

What's going down my smooth talking Blog-O-Holic? So a couple weeks ago I covered "The BJ Shea meet the Rock Girls listener party" to do my usual antics AKA a "JEETZ on the Streetz". It was going to air that following Monday but then a funny thing happened.....The US military killed Osama bin Laden. So everything was shelved as the show covered one of the biggest stories to hit this nation since 9/11 and rightfully so. So here is a "bonus" JEETZ on the Streetz. With all of our smoking hot Rock Girls in attendance I knew there was bound to be some horrible pickup lines thrown around the Snoqualmie Casino. So armed with a mic in my hand, I searched out some of the best/worst pickup lines......enjoy.



"Nice shoes. Wanna F###?" As it turns out, horrible cheesy pickup lines DO work! As always a HUGE thanks to Vicky B for running the audio/video for me. She does a great job.



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Blogging Under The Influence #40 5/12/11

Hola, yo quiero taco bell my nacho loving Blog-O-Holic. Last week was Cinco de Mayo. One of the staples in the American Amature Drinkers calendars. Weather it be Cinco de Mayo, St Patty's Day or whatever other day people want to pretend to love just to slam back the booze, it always brings out the "fake" pride people have for these days. So KISW's resident Mexican Vicky B and myself hit the streets to expose people who "LOVE" Cinco de Mayo as "Fakes" who just looking for a reason to get hammered. PEOPLE, it's OK to just want to get hammered. Know one has a problem with it. (unless you're dating some bitch) So we asked some of the fine residents in Queen Ann who where out celebrating Cinco De Mayo some simple questions about Mexico. This is the extended video version of "JEETZ on the Streetz" as heard last week on The BJ Shea Morning Experience.



Here is a full list of questions asked:
Q)Who is the current President of Mexico?
A) Felipe Calderon

Q)What is the capital/largest city of Mexico?
A) Mexico City

Q)Name the four states that boarder Mexico?
A)California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas

Q) What is the currency they use in Mexico?
A)Pesos

Q)What language do they speak in Mexico?
A) Spanish

Q)What war did the US and Mexico fight in?
A) Mexican American War

Q)What is the main alcoholic ingredient in Margaritas?
A)Tequila

Q)What free snack do expect at a Mexican Restaurant?
A) Chips and salsa

Q)How do you say "Hello" in Spanish?
A) Hola

Q) Fill in the Blank: "______ and rice"
A) Beans

Q What is the name of the Mexican in Metallica? (a)James Hatfield (b)Kurt Hammet (c)Lars Alrich (d)Robert Trohillio?
A) (d)

Q)Fill in the blank: " ________ and Chong"
A) Cheech

Q)What is the Taco Bell Chihuahua famous saying?
A) "Yo quiero Taco Bell"

Q)What is the name of the speedy quick Mexican Looney Toons Character?
A) Speedy Gonzales

Q)Who says this, "I don't always drink beer but when I do, I drink Dos X"
A) The most interesting man in the world

To no ones surprise most of the questions were missed except the ones about booze.....Awesome.
Big thanks to Vicky B as always for running the video/audio.

Don't Waste You Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under The Influence #39 5/7/11

What's slick you bacon loving Blog-O-Holic? So you might've heard yesterday on The Men's Room that I participated in the ever popular "Stunts on a Dime". This one was BRUTAL!!! I had to drink three Bacon flavored sodas in under 90 seconds to win tix to maybe the biggest MLS regular season game of the year, The Sounders vs. the evil Portland Timbers. I heard all the rumors about how bad this stuff tasted and thought "It can't be as bad as the hype. Could it?" That stuff was 10 times worse then the hype. Easily the WORST thing I've ever tasted in my life..no joke. As you'll see in this video, working at KISW is sooooooo much fun 99.9 percent of the time but this was that other .001 percent.



What you don't see is outside all the studio windows is what seemed like the entire KISW (On and off air) staff peeking in with the cheesiest of grins as I hammered down this garbage. All in a days work. I'll see you at Quest Field on May 14th. GO SOUNDERS!!!



Don't waste your day, DON'T DRINK BACON SODA!!!!



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Blogging Under the Influence #38 4/22/11

What's happening my not knowing you're a horrible singer Blog-O-Holic? So this past Wednesday I hit the streets and headed on down to Key Arena to talk to some peeps who where auditioning for Simon Cowell's new TV show "X Factor". It was pretty funny that the show came on 4/20 (A.K.A. Four Twamp) because after talking to some of these folks they must've been REALLY REALLY high if they thought they were going to make it. The show will be similar to "American Idol" but with their own twist on it. L.A. Reid, Mariah Carey, and of course Cowell will all be part of the show in some capacity with more star judges to be announced within the month. The "X Factor" is set to debut this fall. So as always I brought the camera crew to show you a glorified karaoke night in this extended version of "JEETZ on the Streetz at the X Factor" that was heard yesterday on "The BJ Shea Morning Experience".
Enjoy.....



......and thats how that went. As always a HUGE thanks to Vicky Barcelona for being my on site producer and running my video/audio and thanks to all the folks that took time to give us a few words.

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!

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Blogging Under the Influence #37 4/18/11

How's that Gatorade tasting my dehydrated still hung-over Blog-O-Holic? Last Friday as most of you know was 2011 KISW Rock Girl Gala. It did not disappoint as being one of the biggest parties of 2011. Between all the girls, the booze, the girls, the bands, the girls, all the kickass Rockoholics, and of course...the GIRLS this years Gala went off in a big way. Hinder, Black Stone Cherry, and the New Originals blew the roof of The Showbox SODO and the girls were hot enough to burn down the rest of that joint DOWN. This proving once again that YOU SHOULD NEVER MISS A KISW PARTY!!!! Did you miss it?????? I got you covered as I brought the camera crew with me and in this video blog I give you the whole party in under 4 minutes!! Enjoy......




Big thanks to all of you who made it out to come party with us! We'll see you this summer for The 2011 KISW Pain In The Grass! I guarantee you this years lineup WILL NOT DISAPPOINT!



Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!



JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #36 4/11/11

My Oh My you peanut and crackerjack eating Blog-O-Holic! Last Friday your Seattle Mariners brought their 2010 AL West cellar dwelling club back to Safeco Field for Opening day for the 2011 season. I'm a life long M's fan and the season probably won't end in a ticker tape parade but it's always good to have the M's back in town. So I headed down to the SODO district with a mic in my hand to catch the vibe of Opening Day. This is a Video blog of "JEETZ on the Streetz on Opening Day" as heard on the BJ Shea Morning Experience. Enjoy......



As you can see, pre-game always brings out some "Unique" fans to say the least. On a side note: Dancing Hotdog dude....YOU'RE AWESOME!!! As always, big thanks to Vicky Barcelona for running the audio/video as I ran around acting like a jackass!! LETS GO MARINERS!!!!!



Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!



JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #35 4/6/11

How the hell is it going you road trip loving Blog-O-Holic? So last weekend I was invited to hit the road with the band the Atomic Outlaws. You might remember them from the 2009 KISW Pain in The Grass or from there countless spins on KISW's Loud and Local with Jolene. So for today's blog I have a video of the road trip me and the fellas took to Spokane just to give you a small taste as to what it's like to try to make it in this crazy business we call ROCK!!! Enjoy........



It was a ton of fun but I'll be honest, I don't think my body could handle a month straight of that debacle! If you get a chance make sure you check out The Atomic Outlaws. They're a straight ahead rock band that doesn't try to reinvent the wheel. They'll flip you the bird, put lots of rock in your face, and then head to the bar......perfect! You can check the band out this Friday April 8th at Hells Kitchen in Tacoma or April 29th at El Corezon. You can also keep tabs on the guys by following them on facebook by clicking this link http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Atomic-Outlaws/122290837801392 Later Slaters!



Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!



JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #34 3/15/11

Whats Snap'N my mans best friend lovin Blog-O-Holic? Todays I have a Video blog of my vicious security Pug "Frank The Dog" as he protects all from an EVIL swiffer mop.....



If there is one thing Frank The Dog hates it's a clean floor.

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #29 12/22/10

Ho Ho Ho to all my gift wrapping blogging rock-O-holics!!! So tis the season to blow all your money on a bunch of crap for your loved ones. And as I was doing some X-Mas shopping and parking 40 blocks away from the store I was heading to I realized that I hate X-Mas shopping...and just maybe...do I say it...I HATE CHRISTMAS!!! Not because I hate Jesus having a birthday or hate seeing my family and friends but I hate the insanity of the consumer/retailer bastardizing of the holiday. The agony of X-Mas shopping reminded me of some other things I hate/think BLOW! That's right....Christmas... Inspired me to write a blog about things I hate.


1) I HATE the crumbs at the bottom of a cereal box. For some reason you get to the bottom of an AWESOME box of Cinnamon Honey Bunches of Oats and all those crumbs get dumped in my bowl of milk and it makes me wish it was lunch time. Its just so damn hard to scoop up with my spoon...hate it.

2) I HATE ugly sweater parties. I like a goofy themed party and all but the ugly sweater party has been around for ever. Then you get invited to one of these things and people act like they just thought of this idea and they act like they're being all cute and original. The novelty HAS worn off. Maybe time to rock the ugly hat party or something....

Message to you ugly sweater party...I hate you.

3) I HATE when Italians call spaghetti sauce "gravy". I get it. Your ancestors invented spaghetti. Quit being cute. I don't go to the grocery store and buy a jar of spaghetti gravy. I bet mashed potatoes and gravy are probably not to happy about you trying to jump on their bandwagon either. What's next? You going to call pizza something different like 'pie"? God Damnit!! You've done that also. Calling sauce gravy....hate it.

4) I HATE when dogs drop a turd on my carpet. Just got a dog. You've probably heard us on-air referencing him. His name is Frank The Dog. And for some crazy only a dog would understand reason, he thinks its cool to drop a hammer right in the middle of my living room. I yell at him. This is the reaction he gives me.



Dude is 13 weeks old and that look is the same as double birds pointed right at my face.

Deuce on my carpet.....I hate it.



5) I HATE christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping.

........you get it.



Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!!



JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #28 12/2/10

What's crackin my soon to be hung-over blogging rock-o-holic? This Friday is the 2010 KISW Holiday Hangover LeBALLski featuring the band HELLYEAH and Hail The Villain. KISW parties are always a throw down kickass time with lots of surprises and debauchery! This year will be no different. To prepare you for this mind blowing party I made a video with instructions on how to prepare for the MADNESS!!!!!!





We'll see YOU this Friday at the Showbox SODO!!!!

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #27 11/2/10

What's up my miserable sports week having blogging Rock-O-holic? Talk about a collective tank job by our local sports teams. Huskies lose 41-0!!!!!! Cougars..well the fact that the Cougs know how to put their helmets on should be considered making progress but they lost 42-0!!!!! Well your 1st place Seahawks wouldn't let you down in Oakland against the Raiders would they??? Hawks lose 33-3!!!!! What about the hottest team in the MLS The Seattle Sounders? The opened up the playoffs with a 1-0 loss to the LA Galaxy at home. So with all the sports tricks I needed a Halloween treat. So I headed over to the Showbox SODO and watched one of the most fun shows money can buy (of course my tix were comp'ed but you get the picture) STEEL PANTHER!! As always with a Steel Panther show there is always a packed crowd that is extremely rowdy. Now add that this is Halloween night and you can only imagine what the crowd looked like. Tons of guys dressed in their best Panther gear. Long rocked out hair, bandanas, spandex pants, wrist bands, and guy liner EVERYWHERE. As for the girls, I saw them dressed up as a slutty nurse, a slutty zombie, a slutty French maid, a slutty Dorothy, a slutty Laura Croft, a slutty witch, a slutty 80's rocker, .....you get the point....like sluts. So when I hit the stage to bring on the band I made mention of how the girls were dressed as you'll see in this video. Check it.............


As far as the actual performance....EPIC. The band played the majority of their songs off their album "Feel the Steel" which if you haven't heard then you must be a dork. If you hate being a nerd go swoop it up. I promise you'll love it. As well as doing some killer 80's covers including bringing up Jamie Nova from the bands Witchburn and Hells Belles to sing "You Shook Me (all night long)" by AC/DC that was amazing. The show pretty much ends with the band playing some Van Halen while about 15 chicks are on stage dancing around ripping their clothes off while some dude dressed in a penguin suit is bouncing around like a beach ball. Tell me that doesn't sound fun. After the show got to party with the guys. They're recording a new album as we speak and told me it is shaping up to be as ridiculous as "Feel the Steel" which is a good thing. They sat and hung with me and my lady friend for close to an hour after the show and said Seattle is one of their favorite places to play and would be coming back soon. Here is a pic taken by the amazing Iron Mike!



Speaking of my man Iron Mike check out his new blog for some of the BEST rock pictures you'll ever see as well as all the crazy stories that go with it. We just set him up so make sure to check it out here http://blogs.kisw.com/ironmike

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #26 10/28/10

Whats going down my pumpkin smashing blogging Rock-O-holic? This Sunday is Halloween. A day when kids get lots of candy and nuts and men get to look at lots and lots of sluts. Which by the way ladies, god bless you and your slutty costumes. I purpose we come up with one day a week were girls dress up in their sluttiest Halloween costume...how bout say...Monday? It sure would make Mondays suck less. So with it being Halloween, I wanted to theme my blog around "tricks" and "treats".

Treat: Movies
Trick: Subtitles

I love movies. I don't consider myself a movie buff but I will rent the hell out of a movie. I'll pay $20 at a theater to watch a flick....cuz I'm crazy. As much as I love Movies, I hate subtitles. Who goes to a movie to read?? I watch movies specifically to avoid reading books. And now your telling me when I watch this movie I also have to simultaneously read the book? Pass.

Treat: Football
Trick: Chris Berman

Football is the greatest sport ever invented in the history of the world. WAY better then tetherball. The only and I mean only thing that really bugs me with the NFL is that Chris Berman gets to cover it. This guy hasn't said a single funny thing in over 20 years but every week he shows up with "fresh" new material that like every other week makes me just hate him more. Most over rated person in broadcast history. In my book "He could...go ...all...the.. way" to hell.

Treat: Grapes
Trick: Raisins

Love grapes. They're great. Tasty healthy treat. So how come when you dry them out do they suck so bad. I HATE raisins. It all stems from kindergarten. Back in kindergarten everyday we had snack time. And everyday one kid was designated to bring snacks for the whole class. Well in my class all the rest of the kids would bring awesome snacks like cakes, ice-cream, candy bars ect. My Mom on the other hand would always send me with boxes of raisins. To the point when the teacher would announce who would be bringing the snacks the next day, when it was my turn all the kids would say "Oh No!!!!! JEETZ is going to bring raisins." Some would even cry. Its something I've never fully recovered from and to this day if I see a California Raisin walking down the street I will beat the hell out of him.

Treat: The West Coast
Trick: Oregon

The West Coast is the best coast except for the fact that Oregon is part of it. Could Oregon try to be Washington any more?? I bet if givin the choice the people of Oregon would gladly vote to change the name of their state to Washington #2. And there sooooooo stupid down in Oregon. They don't even know how to pump there own gas. And look at the mascots for their two biggest Universities....The Ducks....and The Beavers. Enough said.

Treat: Getting Wasted
Trick: Hangovers

Now if you're like me, you've had enough hangovers in your life that its now just an accepted part of your life. Of course they're never fun. And sometimes they're down right crippling. A major hangover can make you question your life decisions. And will make you lie to yourself by using these four little words.."I'm never drinking again"... yeah right. How can something that is so much fun one day completely ruin the next day? What a cruel cruel joke that is. Its like winning a million dollars but getting hit by a bus before you can cash in your ticket. Wait...did I just compare getting drunk to winning a million dollars? Because in reality getting drunk is like winning 2 million dollars. Speaking of millions of dollars, if someone out there can invent a booze that gets you smashed with zero hangover...you'll be able to buy Canada. Until then, do what I do and drown that hangover in gallons of Gatorade. I prefer Lemon Lime myself.

With it being Halloween weekend I'll give you an early treat. Check out the Kickass video by Avenged Sevenfold for the song "Nightmare". Song/video is very Halloween appropriate.



Have a great Halloween and go look at some sluts.

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #25 10/19/10

Hello you blogging Rock-O-Holic! So if you're alive you may not know this but you probably have a birthday. It just so happens I too have one and mine lands on this Friday. Now with a blog called "Blogging Under the Influence" and if you've ever heard me on-air you'll probably assume that I'm getting ready to have a throw down debacle birthday bash.........WRONG. As weird as this sounds, I can stand in front of thousands of people and say the dumbest things during a stage announcement or go on-air and make an ass of myself and not give it a second thought. For some strange reason though, I've never been a fan of having a big Ole birthday bash for myself...it embarrasses me. You get me in a room full of people singing me Happy Birthday and I'll want to crawl out of my skin. I have no clue why. With that being said, here are some things that bug my about birthdays.

Heart felt cheesy birthday cards: Man do these suck. If its from your Mom, cool. From anyone else though, lame. You know the ones I'm talking about...."Your friendship is like a blooming flower that continues to grow with the nourishment and care that grows with each special day we share. May your birthday resemble a thousand puppies playing under a rainbow". Or something stupid like that that makes you want to uncontrollably vomit. If you give me one of these cards it better be stuffed with lots and lots of $$$$$$$$$$$. Cuz you'd have to pay me to make up for the torture you just put me through on my birthday.

Birthday weeks: Come on now. Who lied to your face and told you that you where that important that you needed multiple days to celebrate you. You win the lottery...you get a week. You win the Super bowl...we might give ya a month. For your birthday...no dice. Now I understand this more than likely happens with chicks. A chick having a birthday week is just as much a givin as a chick dressing like a slut on Halloween. Why do they do this?? Because chicks are nuts. Duh? Now if I hear a guy wants a birthday week, I immediately assume he is a pre-op tranny. The funny thing about birthday weeks is the only person that's really into it is the person who's birthday it is. Thus making all your friends resent your birthday after about day 2. Its called your birth-DAY for a reason.

The never ending parade of shots: This is why I invite a select few to hang with me on my birthday. And I make sure I trust them. For some reason on one day a year your best friends become your worst enemies. You bring a large group out and the sole goal of the group is to get you sooooooooo blasted that you won't want to answer your phone for a week. They want to get you so drunk that the stories don't stop rollin in till your next birthday. Your "friends" want you to make the biggest ass of yourself and vomit for the last 3 hours of your special day. What a great way to celebrate your birthday......by forgetting everything about it. Your body isn't built to handle 30 shots of tequila. After one of those nights you start to believe that you're a fire breathing dragon cuz of all the yuck flying out your mouth and nose.

Now I've never been described as "The man who has it all" so if you'd like to buy me something, here are some suggestions.

Large Sums of Money

Pay ALL my Bills

Always wanted a Helicopter

Helicopter Flying Lessons

A Soft Serve Ice cream Machine

Lamborghini

........and Booze.

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #24 9/29/10

It's Blogging time bitches!!!! Did I take a few weeks off the blog? Yeah. Do I have a good reason? No. Now that that's out of the way lets get down to some UpRoar biz-n-ass. Last weekend at the White River Amp Theater I saw one of the most fist pumping kick ass shows of the year. The 2010 UpRoar Festival. Show was STACKED with a bunch of killer bands from Hell Yeah, to Hailstorm, to Stone Sour, to Avenged Sevenfold, and Disturbed. Straight up, the highlight of the night was Avenged Sevenfold. I mentioned on The Mens Room yesterday that Avenged Sevenfold was like watching a rock show in HELL. And I mean that in the best way possible. Lets put it this way...if that's what hell is like...I'm pushing down old ladies to the ground for the rest of the week just so I can make sure I get in. The show they put on probably cracks my top 5 of all time. But before you can reach the level of A7X or Disturbed you usually have to pay some dues. And a couple killer bands that destroyed the second stage and are getting ready to blow up were Hail the Villain and New Medicine. So I want to use this blog to highlight these guys and post some interviews I did with the fella's.
First up is my Interview with Hail the Villain front man Bryan Crouch. P.S. check the horrible job the video guy does at the end. I could tell he was watching us talk and not watching the camera. It's actually so bad its funny.



Check out Hail the Villain's video for their song that can currently be heard on KISW. Tune is called "Take back the Fear"



Next up is my chat with the guys from New Medicine. This was the last interview of the day after 6 hours of interviews and I'm a little beat. Check it.



And this is the video for their single "Laid". New Medicine's debut album hit shelves this last Tuesday. Check it.



Don't Waste your Day, Go Get WASTED!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #23 9/9/10

What up you dollar bill waiving blogging Rock-O-holic? So with the departure of talent on BJ's show and Soundgarden hanging out at the studios, this has been a pretty HUGE news week here at the Rock. So it only makes sense that I write this weeks blog about....ladies of the pole....thats right....strippers. Recently I was hanging with Atomic Outlaws guitarist Pat Hall and he was telling a story about how he was at a strip club while on tour and one of the strippers name was Hyundai (yup,like the car) or it sounded a lot like Hyundai. It was never confirmed but when a stripper is named after a car, its usually a high end luxury car. This got me on the subject of what I think would be the worst stripper names possible.

But before we start the list, please pull out a single dollar bill and place it over your heart while we play the stripper national anthem.........



Thank you Warrant

Worst stripper names....

Penny: Nothing worst than having a stripper named after the lowest form of U.S. currency. Don't get my wrong, I know there isn't any royalty in any of these girls family trees but I also don't want my stripper reminding me of a Coinstar machine. The name reeks of cheep and gets me wondering if she is wearing hand my down underwear.

Bertha: Bertha makes me think of an over weight truck driver who loves beef jerky. The name Bertha also makes me think there is a two shower a week maximum for this chick. Some guys are into big thick women..I'm not. If I see a girl on stage dancing, I want it to be on a stripper poll..not a telephone pole. Bertha = GIANT.

Mildred: Really this goes for any "Old Lady" names. In fact, you can be 22 years old with a smoking hot body and a face of an angel but If I hear "now coming to the stage, give it up for Betty White" I might start to cry openly. Even if that coincidentally is your real name, you need to switch it to Candy pronto. Last thing I need is a chick with a name that makes me think you're going to pat me on the head and hand me a piece of butterscotch on my way out the door.

Itchy: How goddamn funny would that be if a stripper was named Itchy? I hope it happens someday just for the sake of comedy. "Itchy, the funniest named/brokest stripper in the world"

Honey: Now this will be a head scratcher to most of you as this name seems very strippery. Its a bit of stretch on my part but follow me. Honey reminds me of bumble bees. Bumble Bees remind me of Bumble Bee brand tuna. Tuna reminds me of a stripper that smells overly womanly. Get it? Got it? Good.

Sam: Short for Samantha If you have a girls name but your nickname makes it sound like a dudes name...no dice sweetheart. What I don't want while you're flashing your goodies all over the place is to be on tranny alert. Its dark in those places and I don't need to be squinting my eyes to check that Adam's Apple. Then you have to ask trick questions to make sure she isn't a dude like "How do you think the Hawks are going to do this year" and if she/he answers "I think Earl Thomas is going to be a franchise safety for years to come" JUST START RUNNING!! To quote Steven Tyler "Dude looks like a lady"

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #22 8/31/10

What's up my 2 day hanging over from Pain in the Grass 2010 blogging Rock-O-holic?? Oh wait....that was me. This will truly be Blogging Under the Influence as today I take all the footage I got from PITG and made a music video out of it. And to quote this one Gangster I know "I GOT AAAAFTER IT!!!!" The cool thing about video blogs is that if you're illiterate you can still enjoy my blog AND I don't have to write as much which is a bonus because I'm lazy. In fact I've probably written way more then I needed to already so lets wrap this up. This is a video of everything 2010 Pain in the Grass from the line to get in, to backstage, to on-stage, to everything in between. The tune is "We are One" by the band 12 Stones....enjoy.



See ya at Holliday Hangover Ball!!

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #21 8/26/10

Oh hell yeah blogger, IT'S PAIN IN THE GRASS WEEK!!!!!!!!! We've been blowing out 2 pairs of tickets every 99 minutes to callers 9 and 10 and will continue all the way through Friday night with Jolene. On a side note, and I know I'm going to sound like a dick...but the reaction from a caller when you tell them they're caller 8. It's soooo goddamn funny I wish everyone could experience it just once. The listeners agony has to be the equivalent of telling somebody that their house burnt to the ground. To the point Thee Ted Smith was in studio with me and came running over when I told him I was about to take caller 8. It usually goes something like this "AWWWWWWW, No way!!! DAMN IT!!! (then denial sets in) Are you messing with me?" (then I confirm to them that they were indeed caller 8) which is then followed by TONS of expletives. Then they hang up on me. So with it being that time of the year to celebrate the biggest, most badass party of the summer here are some things that Pain in the Grass week is better than.

Christmas: The most wonderful time of the year??????? I say not. That title firmly belongs to Pain in the Grass week. Nobody commits suicide because of the stress PITG week puts on them. During PITG week you don't have to battle every A-hole at the store for some stupid talking muppet. You also don't have to troll all over the map to see all your relatives...some you can't stand....you can just have them all meet you at the White River this Saturday.

Birth of a child: Now let me start by saying I have no children, but if somebody is going to try and convince me that watching another human come flying out of some chicks cookie is better than watching Zack Wylde play guitar... I'd love to hear that argument. Not to mention what comes with it. No sex for awhile, changing diapers, and no sleep! Talk about My Darkest Days!!! Not to mention, who wants an extra car payment every month. Right fellas?

Sky Diving: I'm not scared of Godsmack. I am scared of heights. People who have gone sky diving always talk of the adrenaline rush, the freedom, the life changing experience it is. Really? What can possibly be more of a rush than being caller 9 and going to see Shinedown for free? More importantly, you are not going to plunge to your death at PITG. Its very possible you get so drunk you feel like you hit the ground from about 10,000 feet, but rest assured thats nothing 80 gallons of Gatorade can't fix. Being splattered across some corn field....unfixable.

Pain in the Grass week is not better than sex: But its a real close second. If its a horse race its neck and neck.

Now here is an instructional video for you to watch to get ready for Pain in the Grass.



I'll be doin stage the stage announcement for My Darkest Days. Don't miss this band. See ya Saturday for PAIN IN THE GRASS 2010!!!

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #20 8/11/10

What's up blogger?? How's your week going? Yeah I got hammered last night too. I had to. I filled in for the D.runk I.n C.harge Ryan Castle today. As always I killed it. And I can't tell you exactly where Mr. Castle was today but I can definitely tell you where he wasn't today.

1) Getting a perm: This is clearly a mean bald joke. I will say this. Ryan Castle will never be called the Richard Simmons of KISW for two reasons. First, he likes chicks and second, he never exercises. As far as the perm the only thing curly I can associate with Ryan is the side of curly fries he's always grubbing on.

2) Shopping at Trader Joe's: This goes hand and hand with the curly fry comment. The last time I saw Castle eat healthy was....well wait.....now that I think of it I've NEVER seen him eat healthy. Forget Trader Joe's I think he hasn't gone grocery shopping at anyplace that didn't have a drive thru. Eating good to Castle is ordering the Fishwich.....with cheese.

3) Attending a midgets anonymous meeting: He's Tall.

4) Renewing his membership to the tanning salon: If Castle ever tried to go tanning they'd probably make him sign a release of liability waiver. He's so white that Steel Panther tried to snort him. He's so white he makes Casper look mexican. He's so white he is in management.

5) In rehab: Castle is no quiter. Neither is anyone at KISW. If I found out Castle was in rehab, I'd make him enter Re-tox. Castle can hang with the best of 'em and always makes it to work. The only time I can see Castle going to AA is if he needed directions to the liquior store.

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!!!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #19 7/29/10

How's it hangin you eyes of a panther having rock-o-holic? So working at KISW definitely has its perks and nothing was more true then last weekend. Last Friday I was at the sold out Steel Panther show to do stage announcements with Ryan Castle. This was really cool for a couple reasons. First if you've never seen Steel Panther live before it's definitely one of the most fun shows you'll ever see. Great music. Great comedy. And always a great, wild, loud, crowd. Lucky for you if you missed the show, Steel Panther comes back to the Showbox Market on Halloween! Second is they are one of my favorite bands and to get to know them a little and do the stage announcement was AMAZING. After that show we had a celebrity baseball game in Everett as the Foul Balls took on the Fox Q13 Q-Balls. This was lots of fun and I got to play with some guys I've been watching on TV for years. Like John Brockman, Spencer Hawes, and Laywer Milloy. In fact me and Laywer both grew up in Tacoma so we were chatting it up about the 253. The game was fun but it benefitted a great cause in The American Cancer Society and we were able to raise a bunch of money. Big thanks to all who came out to both events and said hi and cheered for me on stage and at the game. It's always a great feeling and I thank you. If you missed one or both....don't worry. I got you covered. I put together a video of both events. This video is a crazy weekend in the life of JEETZ.



Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!
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Blogging Under the Influence #18 7/20/2010

Whats up you free to do as you please Rock-O-holic???? Some of you have been busting my chops via e-mail or calling the station about me slowing down on my blog entries....come on man......cut me some slack....it's summer time (kinda). Today I write about one of the most tragic days in American pop culture....or just a really funny day to make fun of the stupid. Today my good peeps, Lindsay Lohan turned herself into a Beverly Hills Jail. Now I have two reasons to enjoy the events of today. 1) One of my best friends who helps run HWY 1 Entertainment down in Los Angeles (google JEETZ goes Hollywood) just signed Ms. Lohan to a movie deal were she'll play the role of iconic adult film star Linda Lovelace in a film titled "Inferno". So not only did Ms. Lohan get a ton of media attention today, but what better way to promote you are playing someone who had a train wreck of a life than by having your OWN train wreck of a life. It's like The Green River killer playing the role of Ted Bundy. It's like Bill Gates playing Steven Hawking. It's like Rosie O'Donnell playing the role of the AstroDome. Point is I want my friends to do well and as long as she doesn't OD before the film raps this only helps. 2) I think it's so funny that she actually thought if she did nothing that the judge ordered her to do nothing would happen. What kind of a bird brain(I've really been itching to drop a bird brain lately) makes you think that. I mean come on, you live in Hollywood. Look no further than Charlie Sheen as a reference. Not only did she miss court ordered alcohol classes but when she showed up to court to address the violation she had the words F#ck you painted on her fingernails. At no point did her Lawyer or publicist or NAIL STYLIST suggest maybe not the sure fire way to get out of jail time? Her excuse was she didn't know if she ignored the courts sentence that she would get in additional trouble..........again....who is her lawyer??? Mike Tyson?? So now she is off to do 90 days in jail and most experts agree she'll only do a fraction of the sentence do to the overcrowding of the jails. So little miss stupid will probably do a couple weeks for drug charges, DUI's, reckless driving, other minor alcohol charges. And by all the attention and by her reaction you could swear she got sentenced to death. Guess what...she'll be bored for a couple weeks and then the circus continues.
So with all that said here is who I predict to follow in the foot steps of fellow teen train wreck hall of famers Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, and Todd Bridges.

#1) Dora the Explorer. My nephews Brock and Cade and my niece Taylor have made me watch this show and it has just freaked me out. First of all I know she's a cartoon but have you seen when her eyes are all bug eyed and freaky? Not to mention she just stares right into the TV and starts bossing everyone to run, jump, and climb like non stop. Clearly Dora has a Meth/Coke problem and it's just a matter of time before she crash and burns.

#2) Justin Beiber. The first time I saw this dudes video was at the end of last summer and I turned to the chick I was seeing at the time and said "This is a joke right? We're watching SNL or something and Andy Samberg is about to hit this kid with a sledgehammer right?" It became a little inside joke between us. Little did I know this joke of an act was going to take over pop culture. You know why they call it Beiber Fever? Because you are sick in the head if you like his music. Trust me on this one..in 5 years...he's caught doing heroin at a truck stop with George Michaels.

#3) Miley Cyrus. I'm more sure about this one more than anything else I know. Dates guys in there mid 20's as a 16 year old. Takes creepy uncomfortable pics with her Dad that makes it looks like something is going on between the two. Her Dad is Billy Ray Cyrus. Already flashing the cookie for the paparazzi. Most importantly sealing her fate....she works for Disney!! It's over folks. When it is all said and done they'll be talking to Lindsey Lohan about Miley and she'll be saying "Damn!! I was just crazy...but that bitch is crazy crazy crazy......crazy." By the time Miley Cyrus is 30 they will use her life as an example as to why child acting is illegal.

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #17 6/29/2010

What's up you sunless blogging Rock-O-holic? On todays blog I tackle the one thing EVERYONE in the Puget Sound keeps talking about......Where the Hell is The Sun?????? I'm no different. I recently moved into a new pad equipped with a pool and hot tub and I've spent WAY more time looking at them from my window then actually hanging out in them. We sit here patiently waiting for The Sun for 8 months out of the year with the reasonable expectation of enjoying a little sunshine during our summer. And before you e-mail me how you enjoy a mild summer and kinda like the rain...hold that thought.....and shut up. If you like the rain so much go hang out in your shower this summer. Those are the same Emo/Goth dorks who wear skinny jeans and are begging for a big 'Ole slap to the face. Another person who I don't need to hear from is the person who tells the "Summer doesn't start in Seattle till July 5th" joke.... Yeah dude, that joke is 100 years old and you delivering it like you just thought of it off the top of your head is about as annoying as The Sun never coming out. Don't make me line you up with Emo/Goth dork.....you'll catch a hot one.

So I checked the 10 day forecast and saw that everyday had either the word "cloudy" or "rain" in it. BUMMER!!! That takes us to July 9th as the earliest our summer will start if this holds up. "So why is The Sun eluding us JEETZ?" you ask. Well I figured out were The Sun will be hanging out this summer. This is insight that you'll only get on Blogging Under the Influence and insight that Walter Kelly is to scared to give you. Where will The Sun be????

1) Los Angeles California. Through my connections I've been able to confirm that the Sun has been spotted all over Southern California. It totally makes sense too. From what I've been told is that the Sun has been getting a big head because everyone keeps telling it that its sooooo HOT. So what does the Sun do???? Got implants and moved to Hollywood! The Sun has been an extra in almost every movie ever made but now appears ready for a starring role. I've heard rumors that Julianne Moore has already refused to co-star because she's afraid she'll disintegrate. As of now I hear the Sun is a waitress at Hooters but tells everyone its an actor.

2)Arizona. This one make total sense if you think about it. Why do you think the Sun would kick it in Arizona???? Because its 4 1/2 billion years old. And The Sun probably wants to take a break from all the glitz of L.A. and hang out with people its own age. You can just see it now....Mildred, Gus, Gertrude, Gene, and the Sun hitting up some shuffle board at the spa. Maybe playing 18 at one of the many world class golf courses AZ has to offer. And at 4 1/2 Billion years old The Sun would be one of the oldest things in AZ right behind racism and John McCain.

3)Las Vegas Nevada. Everyone knows how much of a gambling problem The Sun has. Who hasn't heard that? The Sun is also quite the booze hound and has been known to get real sloppy. What better place to mix those two vices than Vegas? When temps hit 120 degrees+ that means The Sun is wasted. More importantly The Sun will be down in Vegas this weekend cuz Ryan Castle will be down there and if anyone needs a little Sun its Ryan Castle.

4)Florida Coast. The sun is an environmentalist...you know....because its part of the environment and has been seen down in Florida trying to help with the efforts to clean up the disaster of a mess BP left for everyone. Thumbs up to ya The Sun.

So why not Seattle????? Well in fairness to The Sun it spent all last summer here and it probably wants to use its vacation time somewhere else. Plus everytime The Sun checks the 10 day forcast its never sunny...........

Don't waste your day, Go Get Wasted!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #16 6/2/2010

What's up you Memorial Day hangover recovering Rock-O-holic Blogger??? At about 4:55pm on June 2nd I was watching the local news when a breaking news announcement ended an era in Seattle sports that will go down in history. Of course I speak of the announcement that Ken Griffey Jr. was in fact retiring. Giving his struggles this year, this hardly came as a huge surprise. I'm I gigantic sports fan and a huge Mariners fan. It was clear Griffey's bat speed had slowed to a point were he could no longer be effective. His .184 batting average earned him more time on the bench than in the lineup. To compound problems was the overblown story about old man Griffey laying in the clubhouse fast asleep during a game. This is no way for the greatest player in Seattle sports history to make his exit from baseball. With all that said, this does nothing to diminish the way I think about Griffey. When I was just a little rock-o-holic and Jr. made his debut and everyone called him "the Kid" I remember thinking anything was possible if some teenager could capture the imagination of all of Major League Baseball. I remember the Upper Deck Griffey rookie baseball cards and the Griffey candy bars. I remember the 1992 All-Star game where he was named MVP. I remember watching Griffey Sr. and Griffey Jr. going back to back against the Angels. I remember 8 straight games with a homerun. I remember the catch at Yankee Stadium and the Spiderman catch that shattered his wrist. I remember Griffey coming back from that wrist injury and helping create the magic of the '95 season. I remember my dad taking me to game 3 and 4 in 1995 against the Yankees and watching Griffey put on a show. I remember Griffey scoring from first on Edgars double. I remember the dog pile. I remember all the Gold Gloves. I remember how proud I was when Griffey won the A.L. MVP award. Remember feeling sick to my stomach the day the M's traded Griffey to the Reds. I remember still rooting for him. I remember how bad I felt for Griffey as he dealt with injury after injury from 2002-2007. I remember my eyes watering up when Griffey came back to Safeco with the Reds and hearing the ovation Seattle gave him. I remember how amazing it felt when the M's resigned him in 2009. I remember feeling all was right in the universe knowing Griffey would retire in Seattle and would forever be know as a Mariner.......You know what else I remember Ken Griffey Jr.?????? I remember betting my buddy Jay $1 that you would hit more than 17 homeruns this year. You finished with...ZERO! Come on maaaaaaaan. Zero?? I mean you hit 19 last year. What happened?? I'd be cool if lets say you hit like...5 or 6 and then called it quits. I mean dude, you've hit 630 homeruns which ranks you 5th ALL-TIME IN BASEBALL HISTORY!!!!!! Don't worry about me though, I already paid my debt the minute I heard of the Zzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzz story. I'm just saying...you could've at least had made the bet interesting. Thanks for the memories #24 Ken Griffey Jr.!!!!!!

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #15 5/26/2010

May 26 2010

YO!!!! What's up my blogging Rock-O-holic???? Today I wanted to blog about friends. I consider myself really lucky to have some really cool/good friends. With that said they can ALL be a pain in the ass. "Why JEETZ" you ask am I thinking of this? Because I was asked something EVERYONE has been asked before. Those 5 dreaded dreaded words...."Can you help me move??" AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH...(let me compose myself) AHHHHHH (sorry). I can't think of one thing I singularly hate more than moving. I hate moving more than I hate world hunger! And why is it that everyone I know moves into the biggest pain in the ass spots? Its like really?? "Your moving into the 8th floor of an apartment built on top of Mt. Rainier? Did you say cuz it has a great view? Oh whats that? No elevator you said??...... PERFECT." But its your friend and you can't say no. Nor should you expect much in the thanks for helping hookup. At least Pro Movers get a hourly wage. Whats your friend get you? Lunch? Couple beers? When you break it down you just broke your back in half for about 47 cents an hour. There are 7 year old kids in Thailand making shoes 18 hours a day looking at you going "Damn dude, you're getting ripped off!!" So unless you are the biggest Caveman on the planet, then we can all agree that moving sucks. So why don't we just give are friends the bird? Cuz they are our buddies, homies, compadres, and our family.......AND because we know they owe us and owe us BIG. The real reason anyone helps anyone move is because you'll have to move sometime too. And its like movers credit. Soon you'll get days worth of labor for a 6 pack and a burger. Now maybe some of you are just nice people and don't mind helping people move. Well I think you should know that I hate you. But for the rest of you who are like me and the 99% of humans I've come up with a few other ways friends can be a pain.

1)Your friend forgets their wallet and asks if you can cover them....then they go on a wild spending spree.
2) Your friend pukes in your car and leaves that "Smell"
3)Your friend is always a half hour late and you have to start planning everything a half hour early.
4)Your friend gets a flat tire. Doesn't have a spare... about 30 miles away from were you live.
5)Your friend has a smoking hot sister or Mom..well I did help them move so I guess....
6)Your friend always puts you in a 3rd wheel position when it was just supposed to be the 2 of you.
7)Your friend tells you the end of the movie "Fight Club" right before you're about to watch it. That actually happened to me.

With that said I'm sure you're like me and all this stuff is worth it because of all the good things they bring into your life.
But if you're one of my friends...get ready...Because I'M MOVING IN A COUPLE WEEKS AND YOUR ASSES ARE GETTING PUT TO WORK!!!! Don't worry, I'll bring a sixer and a 99 cent double cheese burger and then we're even.

Don't waste your day, Go Get Wasted!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #14

What's crackin you Blog-a-holic? So last weekend I ran into this guy and he couldn't have been happier to show me his new pair of flip flops. You may be asking "Hey JEETZ, you one of them there fancy boys wasting your time gabbing about shoes like some kinda of chick?" Fair question but on the contrary my kisw.com blog reading Rockoholic. Noooooo, these flip flops were sneaky because not only was it a sandal but also a FLASK!!!!! The Flip flop company Reef who already made the bottle opener on the flip flop famous, took it to the next level and made a sandal that carries and transports booze. Here is a link http://www.edgewear.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=2597BBY
They hold up to four shots of the sweet sweet nectar of your favorite alcoholic beverage. So just as I'm getting ready to snag a pair up for myself I thought to myself "Self, what if you step in a giant pile of dog poo?" That's one way to make sure you pour yourself a crappy drink. Or what if your dogs are barking one day and they make your rum and coke smell like a bum and coke? The dude who showed me had not run into that problem yet and said they were a great way to get your sneak drink on. Which I replied "What a cool way to kick it!!"
(you see what I just did their?? I took a foot garment story and made the joke "kick it" out of it. what a cheesy cheesy pun. Why do they let me keep writing this??) On a side note: Have new Ozzy blasting and it ROCKS!!! O.k. back to the blog....so these damn flip flops had me doing research on some of the cool alcohol gadgets for you to pick up just in time for the summer.
My next boozy gadget is a T.V. remote control with a bottle opener on the side...AWESOME!!!! Is it me or don't you just hate when you're watching football and you get up to look for a bottle opener and its nowhere to be found. While looking for it you miss something cool and you start cursing at the missing bottle opener. Now its on your remote so if your a guy means as long as you're in your house a bottle opener will always be in your hand. Check this link http://www.myclicker.com/
Only two problems I can think of with this thing 1) If you lose it you're screwed twice 2) you lose your keychain bottle opener and you end up taking your remote to parties and BBQ's.
Next up is The Beer Belly/The Wine Rack. This is just a way for men and women to throw giant bags of booze on there bodies, throw a shirt over them and dare some to question you. The Beer Belly is a pouch that a guy wears around his waste full of the boozies to make it look like he has a beer belly or even bigger one than he already has. There is actually a hose connected to the pouch so you can snake a drink whenever you damn well please. This is probably the only time in history that you can actually lose a bunch of weight by drinking beer. The Wine Rack is made by the same company with the same idea of The Beer Belly but instead of putting it around the waste, the ladies put it over there breasts. Puts on like a bra and can hold up to a fifth of the hard stuff. Guys dream come true, drunk chick with a HUGE rack! You can check these at this link http://www.thebeerbelly.com/ Sounds like a good way to sneak a drink at the ballgame, your kids choir concert, or church!
Lastly, don't you hate when you go to a party and you set your bottle down to go to bathroom and when you get back you realize your degenerate friends did the circle of death on your fifth and within two minutes you have to drive back to the liquor store.......sober. Or you have that friend who brought that "other" person that nobody knows. And this person brought like one airplane shot but expects to drink everyone else's stash all night. NOPE! Dude, I found something called the Liquor lock. It is a pad lock for the top of your bottle. So when your friend looks like he had a little too much and is insisting on one more...BOOM, throw the bitch on top and nuff said. check it at this link http://sportys.com/MensCollection/product/7415
This is also a grate way to steal your friends bottle. When they're not looking you throw the lock on top and refuse to give up the combo. Only downer I thought of for this invention is what if I get to crunk and junk and you forget the combination? I guess that means the special stash never gets touched......bummer.
There you go, few products that make your summer drinking experience a little easier.

Don't waste your day, Go Get Wasted!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #13

The recently passed Arizona immigration law is all OVER the news these days. There are many immigrants who are opposed to the bill, claiming that it will cause, among other things, racial profiling. Today, the talk of SB1070 remains a hot topic with it being Cinco de Mayo and all.

The fifth of May, pretty big in Mexican history in case you live in a cave. It commemorates the Mexican’s Army win over the French at the Battle of Puebla in 1862. In Mexico, the holiday is celebrated mainly in Puebla, but in the US it is celebrated all over by people looking for any reason to get "FACED".......(on a side note: Good work U.S.A.)

The recently passed Arizona SB1070 immigration bill would make it a CRIME to be present in Arizona – even if just passing through – without proof of residency. A driver’s license or state issued photo ID card is all you need, and if they don't have one they would need to hang on to their passport and visas to prove they are here legally.

Supporters say the bill will discourage illegal immigrants, drop the crime rate, and open up jobs. Opponents claim that even legal immigrants will be afraid to call the police because of the law, and that it will open up the possibility of some officers will abuse the law and profile them because of their race.

There hasn't been this much tension between the US and Mexico since TBS announced "The George Lopez Show" was being bumped back an hour to bring in Conan O'Brian.

With all that being said my thoughts are......what do I care??? I just got done doing shots of Aha Torro Tequila with The Mens Room. I'm not in the right frame of mind to be giving political views. I mean COME ON...Have you read this blog before????? If not let me just tell you nothing informative or thought provoking is ever written on my blog. I will say this, I love the fact there is a reason to get HAMMERED on a Wednesday. Soooo HUGE thumbs up to chips and salsa, Tequila, Corona, Margaritas, Carne Asada, and you smoking hot Latinas!!

High five to you Mexico for kicking the French's ass back in 1862 and giving me Cinco de Mayo.
And that folks is as political as I get...want politics?? Go watch CNN or something.


Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #11

BLOGGER!!!!! Sup Sucka?? Sooooo on a side note, I was at an event recently and was asked by a rockaholic why I call my blog "Blogging Under the Influence"? Well, the answer is as simple as it gets....either A) I write this thing as I'm faced..... or B) I come up with an idea what I'll write about while faced. This blog will be no different as me and some buddies were crushing beers and B.S.ing about lame stuff to spend your money on and then BOOM!!!!!!!!....that's my next blog.

It all started about a week ago when my electric razor went to crap on me. It was a sad day as me and that razor spent well over 7 years together keeping all things "hair" on my body "trimmed". I remember as it died on me, I was looking into its eyes, holding it gently, and saying "piece of junk" and then proceeded to throw it in the garbage. I mean what else would I do with it? Its not a person....."why did it have eyes" you ask. I don't know, must've bought the fancy model. So now I either go buy a new trimmer or go with the Rick Ruben look. I mean ZZ Top is cool and all but I'm not rockin the Sasquatch face. So my only option is to go mustache and beard trimmer shopping. All guys know how annoying this is...and so do you hairy faced unattractive chicks. (I'm just saying....the bearded woman was an attraction at the CIRCUS for a reason) You see the mustache and beard trimmer is just something you take for granted. Once you buy one you never keep a replacement budget...na mean? So not only do I go spend some of my day looking for what I need, I know I'll probably drop up to a C-note on this thing. Sooooooooo LAME. I could totally spend that money on BEER!!! So I came up with some other stuff I hate spending money on.

Toilet Paper: Strangely enough I have a friend who works for a paper company in Louisiana and he confirmed what I've always known. Toilet paper companies are just as bad as oil companies....you have to buy gas for your car unless you're a filthy hippie or bum and you have to buy toilet paper too unless you're a filthy hippie or bum. So they mark up the prices because when you run out of TP for lack of a better term, they caught you with your pants down.
Sure I could buy the cheap stuff at the dollar store but I'm not cool with cleaning up with sand paper. So you drop $15-$20 on the stuff and you know you'll just run out again so that sucks. Buying Toilet Paper is soooo annoying. I could totally spend that money on BEER!!!

Socks: God, you know when your Mom bought you socks when you where a kid and how you never even gave it a second thought? Lets put it this way...wish my Mom still bought my socks. The sock is like the retarded cousin when it comes to your wardrobe. It's covered by your shoes (unless you're a complete dumbass and wear socks with sandals) and unlike underwear, they don't get partner excited unless you're into some weird stuff. You buy 'em out of necessity cuz you need that buffer between your shoes so your feet don't smell like rotting milk and cabbage. So I figure you need about 12 good pairs in your rotation so you don't feel like washing socks every other day. You figure depending on what kind you buy you're looking about $15 for a 3 pack of socks....times 4......LAME! And girls will actually come up to you and ask "hey, look at my new cute socks. Do you like them?". The ONLY thing they could ask that would be dumber is "hey, if I light this M80 and hold it in my mouth do you think that will hurt?" I hate buying socks.... I could totally spend that money on BEER!!!

Photo Traffic Tickets: God Damn I hate these things. This is cheating in my eyes. If an officer pulls me over and gives me a ticket well...that sucks but you know what, I was probably speeding. This is the biggest scam going today. Isn't the purpose of getting a ticket is to punish you for your infraction. Shouldn't I be pulled over and told to slow down so I do not endanger anybody? If I'm running red lights all over town shouldn't I be told to stop doing it while I'm doing it? These things are such a scam that these tickets DON'T EVEN COUNT ON YOUR RECORD!!!! The courts are telling you right off the bat that these tickets are just a way to milk your bank account. What a joke. The uproar over these things will probably have them eliminated within the next 5 years but while they're still here it makes my list of things I HATE spending my money on.......I could totally spend that money on BEER!!!

Extra sauce packets at restaurants: What in the hell is this one about. Here is the scenario, you go grab some grub and as you get your food you realize the sauce they provided is about the size of a hummingbird's teardrop. Or you just want a sauce that isn't provided. (I.E. ranch) So you go back to the counter or wave down your server and request an extra/different sauce and what's the response? "Sure......that'll be 25 cents." And in this day and age of the debit/credit card, most people are not caring a lot of change around these days and you've already paid for your food. So you mention you don't have any change and all you have is your card. So the restauraunt just looks at you with a blank stare like some moron and tells you that they'll just run it on your card. Here is what sucks about this......for your 25 cent sauce......they charge you 75 cents to use your card.....and when they hand you a receipt there is a line for a "tip." Literally want to point out that by getting the extra quarter out of me that they're costing themselves hundreds of dollars in repeat buisness. What are you gonna do???? Hate spending money on extra sauces......I could totally spend that money on BEER!!!

Beer: If beer was free I wouldn't mind spending my money on electric razors, toilet paper, socks, photo traffic tickets, and extra sauce packets at restaurants.


Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!



JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #10

Sup blogger? You ever go to your local movie rental joint and know what kinda of movie your looking for? Or even more importantly what movie your not looking for. You know, your checking the new releases and your looking for that big blockbuster movie or maybe some killer underground movie you read about. Maybe its some out of control comedy or a movie that makes you wanna run out and crush beers. (looking at you "Beerfest") Well, you know as you look for whatever it is you want, you pass all those lame artsy flicks or even worse some stupid chick empowering movie. And when you pass those stupid ass movies you can feel your eyes trying to roll out of your head...or scream out "YEAH RIGHT!!"....or barf. Well last time I went to rent I flick I wrote down the names of some of those movies I would never see and will never see.....and decided I would give movie reviews of lame movies I've never seen. We'll call this "JEETZ at the movies".

First up "The Blindside" starring Sandra Bullock. Now this one doesn't quite make as much sense because I hear it's a great movie. It's a football movie and I LOVE me some gridiron. Not to mention it's a true story that's topical because the movie is based on an active N.F.L player.....Michael Oher of the Baltimore Ravens. And on top of that Sandra Bullock won an Academy Award. So JEETZ you ask, are you gonna see it???? NAH!!! I figure if Sandra Bullock made this Movie the same way she satisfies her husband then this movie has to be horrible. If she can't keep the man she devoted her life to happy, what makes me think she can make me happy?

Next "Cheri" starring Michelle Pfeiffer. No clue what this movie is about but I know I hate it. First off, the cover has Michelle Pfeiffer laying on a bed with white satin sheets trying to look all sexy. I think her sexy time passed her by about 10 years ago. The closest thing she is to a cougar is that head your grandpa stuffed and mounted on the wall in his den. Not to mention she trying to give this seductive look and she ends up looking like if the Joker from Batman ended up being a tranny. If I had to guess what this plot was, I would say "Cheri" runs around L.A. with .48 Magnum holding doctors up at gunpoint and forcing 'em to give her plastic surgery. I'll pass......

Next "Labor Pains" starring Lindsey Lohan. I mean it's a Lindsey Lohan movie. Has to suck on that fact alone. So I guess this is about whatever Lindsey's character plays gets knocked up. I'm guessing she has no idea who the father is and that fact isn't revealed till she goes on "Murray" and has to get a paternity test with her and about 18 dudes on the panel sweating it out. No thanks. Not to mention that she allegedly does so many drugs in her real life that I'm not comfortable even having her act pregnant.

Review number 4 is "The Time Travelers Wife" starring Rachel McAdams. Don't get me wrong, I have a THING for Rachel McAdams. I would...na mean? I think she's smoking hot and like most her movies. But let me get this straight....she falls in love with some dude who's excuse for keep bouncin on her is that he's time traveling???? Either her character is THE DUMBEST chick in the world or this is one smooth talking dude. I can just him see out with his buddies getting hammered all weekend and he goes home reeking of booze and she's like "where have you been?" and he's like "Oh baby, I wanted to be here but I was time traveling". Or his friend is like "hey dude, I have floor seats to the Lakers on Saturday...wanna go?" and he's like "Damn...that's the day of my anniversary but wait.....I'll just tell her I'm Time Traveling!!!" and then they both just burst into laughter and high 5 eachother.

Last review "Hanah Montana the Movie" starring Miley Cyrus.......no explanation needed. Watching this movie must be the closest thing to eating razor blades....

So there you go, my first on-line movie review and I've never seen any of them. For all I know these movies are great but I'll never know......I do know that "Hot Tub Time Machine" was AWESOME!!!

Don't waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #7 "Hollywood"

Recently I was able to ship on down to L.A. for a week of fun in the sun. I was able to hang with my boys from HWY. 1 productions who have their hands in lots of projects including BET's "The Michael Vick Project". Now, hangin in Hollywood is one thing but having a behind the curtain look is pretty sweet. So I decided to have my adventures recorded so you the rockaholic blogger to come along for the ride with me. In this first of a three part series I take you around the town and even behind the scenes of a T.V. pilot being shot that stars a former member of N'Sync........ How jealous do you think Thee Ted Smith was??? So check out my part 1 of JEETZ GOES HOLLYWOOD.


Stay tuned for part 2 when I find out what IS cool and what IS L.A. and when I conduct the greatest interview with one of the greatest bands of ALL TIME!!!!

Don't waste your day, go get WASTED!!!!

JEETZ
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Blogging Under the Influence #4

February 14th always seems to be such a big day if your in a relationship. Of course if you've never been in one you might not know that February 14th is Valentines Day. Oh wait...its impossible not to know because its plastered everywhere you look. Now I'm not hating if you have someone special in your life and you plan on doing something on this day. What do I care? Knock yourselves out. But when I read all these studies and see websites dedicated to how to deal with depression when your single on Valentines day I can't help but say "HUH???". Depression??? Now this is coming from a guy who has been in relationships for lots of Valentines Days. This year I'm single. Whats to be depressed about? This is a blessing from God himself!!!!!!! (sorry ladies, God is a dude) A recent study from Catholicmatch.com (never heard of it either before today) says 45% of single Catholic males will have to deal with there depression on this day. Well let me talk you off the cliff. Here is why you should be happy to be single.
1st. No stress. Everywhere you look companies are trying to sell you on "make sure you make it the PERFECT Valentines" by buying their product. So Perfect implies that their product is thee one gift you should give her. But there are a million places saying they have THEE perfect product. You don't know my chick. What if she's allergic to diamonds?(side note: that's who I'm marring) With so many perfect gifts out there, that should tell you there is no perfect gift. Being committed and making an effort should be all the "perfect" you need. But I don't have to worry about it. Thank God!
2nd. Not having to buy a Valentines Day card. The card industry might be the only thing more retarded than Valentines Day. As an outspoken guy who wears his heart on his sleeve, I can't think of a bigger waste of money than buying a card. Your telling me a card company can say how I feel better than I can? If that's the case then your not all into this chick. But JEETZ you say, I write something personal inside..... Are you a mute? How about telling her. But I don't have to buy a card this year. Thank God!
3rd. Having to give her the obligatory box of candy. This gets you more headaches than its worth. First your always being asked If she looks fat or if her butt looks good those jeans. I pretty much only date fit girls and still you get bombarded with these questions. Its like YES, YOU WEIGH 110lbs AND YOU'RE IN GOOD SHAPE!!! WHY WITH THE QUESTIONS????? So how do we reward this behavior? With a big ass box of chocolates. I wonder where this leads? And then after she hammers down the whole box guess what comes next...."I shouldn't have ate those. Why did you buy those for me?" Not this year. No chocolates. Thank God!
4th. Buying the obligatory dozen roses. These bastards mark up flowers during Valentines Day like Oil companies jack up gas prices during a war. Try buying roses on lets say October 4th. Probably put you back $20-$30. Try the same place a month before thru V-Day. Probably run you between $50-$80. That sucks. I just got taxed for loving somebody. All this for something that's going to die within a week or two. Might as well buy her a 19 year old dog. At least a dog has personality. But I don't have to buy overpriced colorful weeds this year. Thank God!
5th. Living up to your own awesomeness. So lets say you went big on your 1st Valentines Day.(Warning: DO NOT GO BIG ON YOUR FIRST VALENTINES DAY) Now instead of that being really cool of you, you actually just set the standard. So you buy her jewelry or take her on vacation.....that's the starting point every year after that. You would think thats its the thought that counts, but girls like to tell all their friends how great their relationship is. And they want to win every year. So if you go big year one and go casual the next, they'll feel dumb when they have to explain it to all their friend. Stupid right? But I don't have to live up to anything this year. Thank God!
6th. Now its turn for your gift. So you took all the time, money, and effort to make sure you're not getting bitched at and what do you get? Something they want you to have not something YOU want to have. Usually they'll get you something that didn't take a lot of thought like some dress shirt or something else stupid. And you're like "Gee thanks, now we have something to lay the dust on". Chicks are just given a free pass not to do anything thoughtful for you cuz every commercial is directed at guys. So much for equal rights huh ladies? But I don't have to pretend to like something this year. Thank God!
So see, being single on Valentines Day kicks major ass. Look at all the crap you don't have to deal with. And take it from me, there is no better day to pick up chicks at the bar than Valentines Day. Because they've got a lot in common with those 45% of men we talked about earlier.
You may ask "Hey JEETZ, being single and all, what are you doing for Valentines Day this Year?" Well, as I write this I'm down in Los Angeles and I'm going to go kick it with Steel Panther! Couldn't do that if I was in a relationship. But I'm not. THANK GOD!!!!!!!

Now please enjoy this KICK ASS video from the before mentioned Steel Panther.



Don't waste your day, go get WASTED!!!

JEETZ
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