Metal Shop Blog #22: May 30 2009
Wow, we are really unconsiderate‚Ä¶ wait, Kevin just told me that word is not‚Ä¶ a word.¬† Inconsiderate.¬† We are very IN‚Ä¶considerate.¬† I was just thinking of all the people we have dissed, yelled at and talked trash about in the last few years.¬† The list of people we support and admire‚Ä¶ it is long.¬† The list of people we do not like‚Ä¶. Much longer.¬† I won‚Äôt get into it now, for fear of the people we hate‚Ä¶ hating on us in return‚Ä¶.. I don‚Äôt like it.¬† I want this to be a One Way Hate bridge.¬† ANYway, the list grew to Swedish people this evening as I have decided that they talk funny.¬† They look like Skwisgaar from Dethklok and talk funny.¬† At least that is the stereotype I am trying to put out there.
Kevin says he has nothing against the Swede‚Äôs funny voices or the people in general‚Ä¶ but I know he is just saying that for fear of getting his ass kicked by Amon Amarth.¬† Psh.¬† I had the slogan, ‚ÄúHate in ‚Äė08‚ÄĚ and now we are trying to get going, ‚ÄúHate is Fine in 2009‚ÄĚ and the momentum is picking up!¬† Hey, I am no racist.¬† I hate all people equally‚Ä¶ I just wish more people would come out of the hate closet and let their hate shine!¬† It‚Äôs the Half-Haters that really make the real haters look bad.¬† All or nothing, bro.¬† Like anything else in life!¬† Go all out or get out.¬† That is why I love Swedish metal.¬† They are completely committed to their shredding and judjudding metal of awesomeness‚Ä¶¬† See?¬† I love Swedez.¬† I just wishs theys didn‚Äôts talks sos funnies.¬† Also, I hate people that think their baby is better than everyone else‚Äôs.
Mayhem and Marduk and Cephalic and Cattle and MUCH MORE on Friday at S7!
Get there or get kicked‚Ä¶.¬†¬† (ps ‚Äď get the new Agoraphobic Nosebleed‚Ä¶ it‚Äôs kosher)