Our friends at âCrackedâ have done the research and come up with â11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing to Useâ.Â Â Â FellasâŚ ever screw up your goatee while shaving?Â If so, the âGoatee Saverâ might be the thing you need, but like Cracked suggests, your pride will probably prevent it from ever happening.Â Ladies, ever have to go to the bathroom but the line is longer than you can hold your flow, or you canât find a bathroom in the first place?Â The Womenâs P-EZ Travel Urinal lets you pee in your pants without any of that pesky wetness.Â Wait, what?Â No buyers?Â Due to who you are thereâs at least one product you HAVE to buy thatâs embarrassing because what you buy speaks volumes about whatâs going on in your life.Â Something as small as Odor- Eaters tell the world that your feet stink.Â Bean- O and Gas- X scream âI fart to the point that it hurts!â, while buying Depends shares the secret that you sh*t yourself with alarming regularity.Â Vagisil quietly announces that your âmossy cottageâ smells like Red Lobster and Rid Shampoo reveals that you have crabs AT THE MOMENT!Â No one buys Rid to be preventive, you buy Rid because your b*lls are CURRENTLY itching.Â It might be humiliating, but itâs necessary.Â Today we wanted to know:Â WHATâS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU HAVE TO PURCHASE AT THE CHECK- OUT LINE AND WHAT PRODUCT DO YOU HAVE AT HOME THAT YOU HOPE NO ONE ELSE EVER SEES?
Away we go:
It wasnât for him, but when he was 14 he was sent to the store to buy stool softener for his grandfatherâŚ WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT YOU:Â âMy poops are hurting my buttholeâ.
Uses womenâs shaving cream for his faceâŚWHAT IT SAYS ABOUT YOU:Â âMy face is as sensitive as a vaginaâ
She gets embarrassed to check romantic novels out of the libraryâŚ WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT YOU:Â âIâm lonely and I masturbate a lotâŚ to Fabioâ
Sex lube and NairâŚ WHAT IT SAYS:Â âCome in through the back door, but let me clear the rain forest between my legs first!â
Once bought a box of condoms and summer sausage at the same time.Â Wasnât thinking about it until he got to the check-out line and got âthe lookâ.Â WHAT IT SAYS:Â âIâm into some really weird sh*t!â
Owns pomegranate scented dish soapâŚ WHAT IT SAYS:Â âNever tried a penis I didnât likeâ
Buys Enzyte penis enlargement pillsâŚ WHAT IT SAYS:Â speaks for itself
VagisilâŚ hereâs the thing, he buys it for HIM!Â Heâs not circumcised and gets yeast infections (excuse me while I vomit).Â WHAT IT SAYS:Â âItâs not for me, Iâm a guy!Â Why would I have a yeast infection?â
RidâŚ when he bought it, he was trying (to no avail) to convince the cashier that it was for his 2 non- existent kids.Â WHAT IT SAYS:Â âMy satchel is infested with living creatures.Â I sleep with dirty, dirty whores.â
There was this time she bought chocolate ice cream and menstrual pads.Â Neither is bad on its own, but together it says:Â âDonât bother me for a week, Iâm not in the f**king mood!â
He had to run to Wal- Mart to buy his wife an enema (which, on a side note, is so incredibly sexy)âŚ WHAT IT SAYS:Â âMy ass is like a malfunctioning cement mixerâ.
Bought a DNA test, but it was for her, NOT to determine who the father of her children isâŚ WHAT IT SAYS:Â âI want to determine who the father of my children is!â
Heâs 25- years- old and has to buy DependsâŚ not for him, but for his Great Dane who leaves âmurder scenesâ around the house when she goes into heatâŚ WHAT IT SAYS:Â âItâs for me because I canât control my sphincterâ.
Bought an electric turkey carver and a pregnancy test in one stopâŚ WHAT IT SAYS:Â âIf Iâm pregnant, Iâm taking care of this myselfâ
Happened to purchase Monistat and halibut in one tripâŚ the cashier made a commentâŚ WHAT IT SAYS:Â âIf the Monistat doesnât work, maybe people will think itâs the halibutâ.
Doctor prescribed Aldara for a medical condition he hasâŚ the thing is, he doesnât have anal warts, but Aldara is for anal wartsâŚ WHAT IT SAYSâŚ âI have the most disgusting ass youâve ever seen.â
Went with his father to Loverâs Package (bad idea) to help him select a SEX TOY for HIS MOTHER (worse idea).Â Everyone assumed they were a couple, but he made it worse when he said, âno, itâs my dadâ
SIT AND SPIN
Jolene came in today to share with us the top 10 prog- rock bandsâŚ according to Rolling Stone Magazine.Â As a prog- rock fan, I was loving it.Â Hereâs a link to her list:
OK, thatâs a wrap.
Until tomorrow, rock on, rock out and STAY BEAUTIFUL!âs