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This probably won't come as much of a shock... especially here in Seattle where people don't talk to each other at all... but 25% of us don't know our neighbors' names, and 23% of us HAVE gotten into a FIGHT with our neighbors... you know, old what's- his- face! Truth is, you don't get to pick your neighbors, of course, you just hope for the best... but the best is not always what you get. For example, the guy that owns the house behind me is a straight- up d*ck... but he doesn't live there, he rents it out... to his sister... who is a bigger f**king pain in the ass. It's unbelievable. Anyway, today's question: WHEN IT COMES TO MY NEIGHBOR, I'LL NEVER FORGET THE TIME I HAD TO DEAL WITH ____________.
His neighbor would always called the cops when they had band practice... I remember those days. Used to have the same problem
Lives next door to his IN-LAWS... he just had a kid, so he thinks it's great. I don't think he'll think it's great for long.
Growing up, the neighbor's German Sheppard would routinely sh*t in his yard. The owner would never clean it up (even when asked) so his father shoveled it all up and strategically placed it on the neighbor's pathway to his door. The neighbor managed to step in several piles and got the message.
Her neighbor's pit bulls keep breaking through her fence and going after her dogs... thing is, she keeps repairing the fence, but the neighbors refuse to help pay for the constant repairs
Wanted to yell at his neighbors for making noise... they invited him to a kegger and they've been friends ever since
His neighbor was a hooker... one night, a John knocked on his door for a ride home
His neighbors got a restraining order against him... he believes they sabotaged his car
Thin walls in his apartment, always heard his neighbors having sex... says the woman screamed so loud she HAD to be faking it
Met his neighbor when he shot his own mother
Crap. Sorry bitches... got a little distracted today, so I've gotta run.
Oh... we're off tomorrow and Friday (getting surgery on my face, so I'll be even uglier).
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"