This was breaking news yesterday afternoon during our show, but it's worth repeating; a man in Puyallup called police to report that he saw a BENGAL TIGER in his backyard. A few minutes later, another caller, from a house on the same street, reported seeing the same thing in his yard. Naturally, the authorities searched for the animal, but to no avail, so one of two things is happening here; the calls were a prank or there's a f**king tiger wandering around Puyallup. If you ask the first caller, Travis Johnson, the latter is true. He's pretty sure he saw a damn tiger, but not everyone believes him. Then, there are those who swear they've seen Bigfoot. We've all heard the stories, now a group of researchers are DNA testing supposed Bigfoot hairs in an effort to put the mystery away once and for all. There are also UFO researchers, ghost hunters and those people who swear they've seen the face of the Virgin Mary in a Chicken McNugget. This leads to today's question: WHAT ARE YOU PRETTY DAMN SURE YOU SAW, OR WHAT'S THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE THING YOU KNOW YOU'VE SEEN?
Won't lie to you, today's show sucked b*lls. It happens. What can you do? That being said, it's of no consequence because it's Memorial Day Weekend, which is a time to reflect on things just a tad bit more profound than a less than stellar performance. Well, that, and it's time to fire up the grill and eat like Vikings... who cooked with grills. Actually, I'll be visiting the Drunk in Charge's home tomorrow to (hopefully) enjoy some smoked brisket... and no, a**hole, that's not a euphemism! Keep in mind, the last brisket he tried to cook (the Super Bowl) ended up in being in the backyard.
Alright bitches, if you're fortunate enough to have a three day weekend, lt's get it started.
Until Tuesday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"