SHOW # 1543 AUGUST 1 2012
With Presidential campaigning in full swing, everyone is picking sides and telling you why... which is generally based on whatever party they're registered to vote. That's THINKING!!! Anyway, one thing is for sure, WHOEVER is President and whoever has ever BEEN President, they will take the blame for whatever ills or perceived ills the country faces... whether they have anything to do with it or not. It's how it goes. Speaking of blame, Mitt Romney recently went overseas and committed one verbal blunder after another, regardless of the country he was in. It was actually some pretty comical stuff, but instead of taking responsibility for anything he said, Mittens blamed the media for REPORTING it. Any time there's a tragic shooting in this country, video games, music or movies are the g- to blame. Some religious folks blame natural disasters on homosexuality. I'm blaming my current explosive diarrhea on the Mexican food I ate last night. It was delicious, but this is not a day to 'gamble', if you follow my meaning. If you DON'T follow my meaning, what I'm saying is that I shouldn't fart unless my ass is over toilet water. But as far as blame goes, 32- year- old Robert White of Pennsylvania just might take the cake. Last Sunday he beat up his mother because he blames her for his "small penis". He doesn't relate it to genetics, he claims that she "kicked me in the balls" when he was young. ??? Today's question: WHO DO YOU BLAME... AND FOR WHAT?
To say that most of today's answered left a little something to be desired would be an understatement. To say that most of today's answers sucked would be a bit more accurate.
I'll leave it at that.
I'm outta here.
Until tomorrow, jiggle your jibblets and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"