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SHOW # 1545 AUGUST 3 2012

"Hola,
 
Not that anyone on this show gives a rat's pink arse, but because of the popularity of the Twilight movie franchise, we're being "treated" to non- stop to the unfolding drama that is the Kristin Stewart/ Robert Pattinson saga.  I, for one, was entirely unaware that the two of them were evening dating, but then, I don't care.  Anyway, if you don't know; Kristin threw 'Snow White and the Huntsman' director Rupert Sanders some pasty, emo ass, they got caught and now Kristin is trying to win Robert back.  That's it, in a nutshell.  The OTHER story involved in this nonsense is that Rupert is married AND has three kids.  Well, the 'Snow White' movie did well enough that they were planning a sequel.  Rupert's wife, Liberty Sander, however, has told Rupert that he will NOT be directing it.  She doesn't want him anywhere NEAR Kristin because when he's NEAR her he's IN her.  Significant others OFTEN come up with ultimatums, and generally, I consider such things to be a deal- breaker, but in THIS case, yo, Rupert, best listen to the wife, my man.  Today's question:  WHAT PERSON, PLACE OR THING WOULD YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER PREFER YOU NOT BE AROUND?
 
His wife doesn't "let" him smoke weed... this particular guy had more problems than he even realized.  By the time we were done talking to him, we realized that his wife was a cheating whore and convinced him to marry her because she lied and said she was pregnant.  This poor guy just has no idea. 
 
Until he gets "snipped", his wife doesn't want him near her vagina.  Not sure why, but for some reason, she can't take the pill and he doesn't wear a condom
 
Banned from playing video games... his wife almost left his wife because of his addiction to World of Warcraft
 
Her boyfriend would prefer that she doesn't hang around with her 36- year- old sister because she "acts like a high schooler" and wants to sleep with all of his friends.
 
His wife wants him to stay away from men who lift weights because he has a "fascination for their bodies"... in other words, she thinks he's gay.  I'm not being facetious, that was the vibe we got.  She thinks he wants some man- on- man loving and we got that vibe too
 
Has to keep his wife out of the casino... she's blown through $12,000 of savings and they're down to their last $500.  They lost their house and they (meaning his family) are forcing her to get help.  The situation was pretty bad.
 
Bars... his wife hates it when he goes to bars.  I'm pretty sure ALL wives hate when their husbands go to bars
 
His family wants him to stay away from his girlfriend because they have "an unhealthy" relationship... meaning they have A LOT of sex.  Isn't that WHY she's your girlfriend?
 
OK bitches, it's Friday!  Time to jet.  That's a Blue Angels reference! 
 
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"



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08/03/2012 5:21PM
SHOW # 1545 AUGUST 3 2012
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