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SHOW # 1560 AUGUST 31 2012

"Hola,
 
The Republican National Convention just wrapped up last night and the Democratic National Convention is coming up soon.  As the saying goes, 'you know a politician is lying if they're moving they're mouth'... and it's true.  The so- called 'fact checkers' of the media take every speech and compare what is said to the truth, and 99% of time, nothing a politician says in a public forum has any semblance to reality.  In defense of this, the RNC chairman recently said that his party won't be swayed facts.  I'm not making that up.  That was an actual statement from the guy.  Don't worry, the DNC chairman is sure to issue a similar statement when his candidates take to the podium to offer you snake oil.  Politicians lie about everything, and we all know it.  That being said, EVERYONE lies... albeit, not about EVERYTHING, but we do have as list of the top 5 lies told by men and women, respectively.  I'm guilty of all 5... and so are you.  Today, we don't wanna know your most extravagant lie or the most quick- witted fabrication you've told to save your ass or land some ass, but no... today's question is:  WHAT LIE DO YOU TELL MOST OFTEN?
 
Always lies about why he's late to work... he works 5 minutes away and still finds a way to be late
 
Lies to his wife when they're shopping... she's an interior designer, so when she asks his opinion, he claims that he's color- blind.  Personally, I think that's a stroke of genius
 
"I love you"
 
"I'm busy" or "I'm unavailable"
 
"last time I smoked was '94"... minutes ago
 
Always says he's busy... he rarely is
 
Told his school (on several occasions) that his car had broken down, but he was having sex.  wish I'd had that problem in school.
 
"I'm on my way home".  I never actually lie about that, but I'm at the mercy of taxis, so it seems like I am.  Trust me.
 
Claims he's unemployed to avoid buying stuff
 
Has to lie about his relationship status to his 'baby mama' in an effort to be able to see his daughter
 
Alright bitches, not only is it Friday... a.k.a. Fridizzle, but we are on the cusp of a 3- day weekend.  Well, for some of us, hopefully that includes you.  Anyway, we'll be back on Tuesday.
 
Until then, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
 





 
08/31/2012 5:04PM
SHOW # 1560 AUGUST 31 2012
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