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SHOW # 1579 SEPTEMBER 28 2012

"Hola,
 
A baseball player by the name of Adam Greenberg has the unfortunate distinction of being the only Major League Baseball player whose career spanned the length of exactly one pitch.  At his first at- bat in 2005, Adam prepared for his first pitch... and took a ball to the head that knocked him stupid.  He suffered vertigo, vision problems, etc, and as a result of his injuries, his career ended.  Now, thanks to the efforts of a documentary film maker, Adam will get at LEAST one more at- bat, courtesy of the Florida Marlins.  That's right, Adam gets a do- over.  You don't get many second chances, as I'm sure your mother told you a million times throughout your childhood, but this guy will.  The only other people I can think of who get a second chance are those unenviable souls who show up on 'Tosh.0' for a web redemption.  Of course, for a web redemption on Tosh, you have you f**k up royally in the first place and then have the video evidence of your incompetence posted worldwide.  Anyway, no matter who you are, there's something you really wish you could attempt again and that was the basis of today's question:  IF YOU HAD A SECOND CHANCE TO DO ONE THING OVER AGAIN, WHAT WOULD IT BE... AND WHAT WENT WRONG THE FIRST TIME?
 
Went off of a cliff while snowboarding... punctured a lung.  Would like the opportunity to snowboard safely
 
Would not have dated the woman who stabbed in the ribs
 
Would pick a different place to live... lived in Silverdale (which he didn't like) and moved to Montana (which he likes less)
 
Wants a 2nd chance to have sex with a certain girl... first time was in a car and his parents caught them.  He drove off and totaled his car
 
Lost his "dream" girl because he got all strung out on Oxy's
 
Wishes he never joined Facebook
 
Says that he would treat his current girlfriend better because he treats her like "ass"... which begs the question; why don't you start treating her better?
 
Would like to go back and change his introduction to the world of internet porn... he was 10 years old and and made the rookie mistake of typing "sex" into a search engine, thus, exposing himself to what he called "scarring material". 
 
Was involved in a robbery and did four years in prison... he doesn't regret robbing anyone, he regrets that h e tried to escape on foot while everyone else involved hopped in a car
 
Blew two fingers off of his hand when he found a blasting cap at the ripe old age of 5
 
Alright, the weekend is here and I'm outta here to start enjoying it.  Tomorrow is Pain in the Grass... will you be there?  We will be.  maybe we'll see you.
 
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
 



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09/28/2012 5:23PM
SHOW # 1579 SEPTEMBER 28 2012
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09/29/2012 5:50AM
AINT THATthe truth
WISH I WAS AM A 35 YEAR OLD STUD STUDENT THAT WATCHES KIDS AROUND ME AND LAUGHS BECAUSE THEY ALL DRESS UP FOR SCHOOL. wERE IN COLLEGE. IME IN CLASSES THAT REQUIRE ME TO WATCH THE WIRE,. A TRIP, I LIVED THE SEATTLE ScEAN AND ITS NO DIFFERENT BUT WE DONT GET CAUGHT. GONNA GRADUATE WITH A 3.5 BUT NEVER THOUGHT ID LIVE THIS LONG. I HAVE DONE IT AALL SEATTLE SUCKS FOR BLACK, LOL I DIDNT SAY THAT BUT COME ON MAN THIS CITY IS MELLOW BUT MY TEACHER 200 HUMAN GEOGRAPHY THINKS WE COUNT!!!! hANDS OUT TO KC AND DENVER BUT I LOVE SEATTLE JUST WISH YALL WOULD PLAY SOME DAM NIRVANA LAKE OF FIRE CAUSE I NEED TO PERK UP HOPE TO SEE YALL ARROUND THE PARTY! THE MIDWEST SAVAGE
09/29/2012 5:57AM
happy ur here cottons rock 4 a week
stay strong at least your bro didnt bleed out in your arms. You are never the same after, ill tell you may i pray rock on Clint forever cause he is in my life but not alive! sorry man it gets harder the harder you play no sh.. i will tell you i folled the dead and korn and lollapolullza when tool was a sideshow it never makes sense but i understand u get it man? Hang in ther for your people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09/29/2012 6:02AM
WHERES THE CONCERT I NEED TO FEED OFF LOVE AND ROCK?
MOVED HERE IN 1999 AND ONLY BE HAD A CROWD SAYING NO WAY... NO WAY I WOULDNT THAT RUSHEN TO OZZFEST GREAT BUT NOBODY BUT MEWOULD JUMP THE RIVER IN THE DARK BUT ME D. DAMNNN SUBLIME THANKYOU ITS ONLY 4 SECS AIRBORNE RUN HARD BEFORE YOU JUMP NO SHET... RUSH!!!!! I4 SECS TO WATER!!!!
09/29/2012 6:13AM
HA HA HA
mY BRO ROBBED THE PHARMACY OHHH S.... IT WAS ALRIGHT F.... ALL YOU CAN BUY WE WERE ON THE PHARMYS WOW, NO STREET S,,, CAN COMPARE, BUT AT 16 HIS WOMAN ODED AND TURNED.... HE IS OUT NOW FOR NO LESS THAN SPENDING A YEAR ON THE RUN WITH ME IN SEATTLE AND FINALLY DECIDIED TO STAY OUT. BEFORE HE CAME HERE HE WANTED TO GO BACK THOUGHT IT WAS HIM SO FU..... .. HE REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS THE MAN IN PRISON, HHE CAME HERE WITH ME SMOKED SOME GOOD GREEN FEW SHROOMS, AND HUGGED ME AND SAID I NEVER WANT TO GO BACK. HE BROKJE MY JAW AFTER I GOT HIM LOADED BUT MAN HE IS AN ADDICT FOR THE NORTHWEST FROM KS. THANK GOD ID DO IT AGAIN 6 WEEKS WIRED AINT SH.. HE IS A GOOD MAN!
09/29/2012 6:28AM
ANY TICKETS 2 WIN OR BUY
MY LIFE IS AT ENDS IA M SO MELLOW SINC E I EVER TRIED BUT INEED TO CONNECT TO MY NEW LIFE AND CITY LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND KNOW I AM GOOD PEOPLE BUT I CAN GO ALL NIGHT DAY NIGHT AND DAY. BE IT ALCOHOL, PILLS, SHROOMS, DOSE, U KNOW IF U ARE OLD SCHOOL U KNOW WHAT U GOT ILL TAKE TEN!!! NEED SOME REAL FRIENDS TO ROCK. THIS IS NOT THE GREATFUL DEAD, OR CREEDENCE CLEARWATER OR BEASTIE BOYS IN DENVER LALA PALOUSA BEET OUT SMASHING PUMPKINS BY FAR, BUT MY PEOPLE I HOPE,. THE DICEMAN HOOKE IT UP LOVE U SEATTLE EVERYONE SAYS SHI... I AM PARANOID BUT LET LIVE...
09/29/2012 6:33AM
tHRILL
U KNOW THIS AINT ALWAYS RIGHT SET ME IN THE DIRECTTION WHERE IS THE ACTION BRO, LOVE THE MENS ROOM? HELP A BRO OUT FR..... FINACIAL AID SUCKS.... i WILL BRING A LIGHTNING STORM WITH ME IF YALL WANT TO BOOM!!!
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