SHOW # 1601 MOVEMBER 1 2012
In Ontario, Canada, a cop with 8 years of experience found himself getting into a bit of trouble (they're handling it "internally"... meaning he won’t actually be in trouble) after he flirted with a particularly hot drunk driver. Thing is, he didn't do it at the time of the arrest (she was two and a hlaf times over the legal limit) he did it a few months later when they bumped into each other at the same bar. He sent her a text reading "If you buy me a beer, I'll forget everything at trial." Needless to say, this didn't work in his favor. I believe the judge in the case described the officer of exercising "utter stupidity". Then there's Larry Craig, a career politician who tapped out some kind of 'man- on- man Morse code' in an airport bathroom... and his entire political career came to a screeching halt. today's question: WHEN DID FLIRTING GO WRONG, WHETHER YOU WERE THE FLIRTER OR THE FLIRTEE?
Flirted with a "beyond cute" cashier at Wal- Mart... she gave him her phone number and after he called her he found out that she had a fiancé and a kid
At the gym, one of the trainers was hitting on her AND her friend at the same time while he was training them
To be nice, she drove some drunken dude to his house but he wouldn't get out of the car because he was trying so desperately to get her into bed
Thought he was playing footsie with his woman... turned out that he was playing footsie with her MOTHER
Hooked up with some random broad at a wedding reception... found out later it was the bride
Hit on a cop and got arrested... he was arrested for driving on a suspended license
Struck up a month- long flirt session with a woman... until he found out that she was married... with a kid
Comedian Chelsea Perretti came into the studio today and I loved her. Truly. Funny, funny woman, pretty hot and a lot of fun. She's doing some shows at the Tacoma Comedy Club this weekend and I can say on good authority that you should go. She's truly hilarious.
OK, I'm outta here.
Until tomorrow, laugh and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"