Adolph. You might like the name, or maybe it speaks to your German heritage, but you probably won't name your kid Adolph... thanks to Hitler. Then, in 2005, Hurricane Katrina obliterated the Gulf Coast and that name, Katrina, became decidedly unpopular... at least in that part of the country. Well, now 'they're' predicting that the name Sandy is about to take a similar hit. See, there was Hurricane Sandy, which ravaged Staten Island and New York City and then, last Friday, the Connecticut school shooting happened at SANDY Hook Elementary School. 'Experts' (whoever they are) are saying that that's enough for Sandy... already an unpopular name... to bite the dust. And then there's Baltimore TV sports anchor Gerry (with a 'G') Sanduski, who people repeatedly mistook for Jerry (with a 'J') Sanduski... the former Penn State football coach who spent an inordinate amount of time and effort molesting and raping boys. Two years ago, bald, black guy name Stephen Hill (who happened to be a porn star). Awesome. You're, no doubt, familiar with the Titanic and that whole iceberg thing; well, the captain of the world's most famous shipwreck was named (apologies to Ted) Edward Smith. Just sayin'. Today we wanted to know: WHO OR WHAT GAVE YOUR NAME A BAD NAME?
Last name is Duke, and has been hearing jokes about the Duke Lacrosse team for the last few years. We pointed out that his last name is also a euphemism for poop. He already knew that.
Brian Griffin... a name he shares with the beer drinking dog from "Family Guy"
Kramer... like "Cosmo" Kramer from 'Seinfeld'. Got worse when Michael Richards went on his "NIGG*ER!" tirade
Last name is Dyer... growing up, everyone added "rhea" to the end
Goes by Jolly Joe and unbeknownst to him, "Jolly Joe" is ALSO a brand of spray- on condom
His name is Rick James... 'nuff said
Last name is Inman, pronounced "in men". You can do the math on that. Didn't help when he told a teacher that he wanted to grow up to work on ships and the teacher responded, "oh, so you wanna be a seaman". His life sucked in high school
Kyle... South Park ruined him
Her name is Tami Faye... like Tammy Faye Baker
His name is Michael Phelps AND he was on the school swim team. Everyone thinks he got into swimming BECAUSE of the other Phelps.
SIT AND SPIN
If you're like me, you absolutely detest Christmas music. I'm no Grinch... I like Christmas in general, but the music is just the worst. Anyway, Jolene not only brought us Christmas music today, she brought Christmas earworms!!! What's an ear worm? You know when you get a song stuck in your head and you hate it? That's an ear worm, so a Christmas music ear worm is the worst. If you'd like to suffer the audio carnage. (Link coming soon)
I'll leave you with that! You're welcome!
OK bitches, until tomorrow, rock the f**k out and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"