You spend THOUSANDS of $$$ for ONE day... your wedding... and yet, you have to justify the $60 you spent at the bar wioth your buddies. You missed a playoff game and sat through a 'Twilight' marathon. You went to a Justin Bieber concert. You picked a fight with a man twice your size... and it ended exactly the way you thought it would. You replaced your back- issues of 'Sports Illustrated' in your bathroom with a candle that smells like a fruit you've never heard of. You went on vacation somewhere you never wanted to go. You've seen 'The Notebook'. Love... grand as it is, makes you undeniably stupid. Today is, of course, Valentine's Day, the day that men are obligated to come up with something midly clever to let their partner know that they love them... because TELLING them that you love them is, apparently, not enough. That's the inspiration behind today's question: WHAT'S THE DUMBEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE... IN THE NAME OF 'LOVE'?
Sold his '67 Camaro when he was 19... thought he was gonna get married and 'needed' the money
Tried to ask his girlfriend to move in... MOVE IN... she thought he was PROPOSING, so she said 'yes'... sooooooo, he MARRIED HER! They divorced 6 weeks later
Let his partner get him $2300 in debt
She gave her boyfriend a bl*wj*b while he got a tattoo to keep him calm... naturally, he proposed, but she said no... and started dating the tattoo artist
Turned down a three- way in high school because he'd just started dating some chick he liked. He's no longer with the girl and has never been asked to participate in a three- way again.
Let his wife talk him into getting a cat... the cat loves him, hates her. She's terrified of the cat
Saw a cute girl in another car... deciding that he definitely wanted to meet her, he rear- ended her ON PURPOSE so that he could get her number. They actually dated for a few months
What dumb thing did he do for love? He dressed up like Mickey Mouse because she dressed up like Minnie Mouse
Moved to Arizona with her boyfriend while he went to college... she co- signed all the loans and he dropped out after 3 months, leaving her $70,000 in debt. She had to file for bankruptcy
The REAL question we should have asked is; have you ever done anything that WASN'T stupid when you were in love? Short answer; no.
OK bitches, I'm outta here. Even though this is a stupid holiday (sorry, but it's true) I hope it's a good one for you.
Until tomorrow, buy her a card and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"