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SHOW # 1680 MARCH 18 2013

"Hola,
 
As we do every Monday, we asked our "Monday Random Question".  As I do every Monday, I'm avoiding typing a blog about it.  It's not that I don't want to share the answers from today, it's just too difficult and annoying to go through it all... which is code for 'I'm too lazy'.
 
Some things we did learn today:
 
Brown bears in Russia have taken to intentionally getting high on diesel fumes... to the point that they'll wait for helicopters to take off just too get a few drops of sweet, sweet diesel.  These are not the same brown bears that'll wash your car.
 
One of our callers described his penis as looking like a chicken leg.  Descriptive AND disturbing all at once
 
Sh*tting oneself is a reality at any moment.  When you least expect it, expect, as they say.
 
It's possible to construct a penis from the skin on your forearm.  My penis would have tattoos and Ted's would be abnormally and unnervingly hairy.
 
Bee stings to the vagina hurt exactly as much as you'd think.  Ladies, don't pee on a bees nest when playing disc golf.  You're welcome.
 
Grape vodka is not awesome... but we drink it because we have it.
 
There are not a lot of celebrities named Gabe.  There's Gabe Kaplan, and then the trail gets cold.
 
Uma Thurman's boobs are as big as advertised.
 
There are men who actually think Lindsay Lohan is sexy... which is f**king ridiculous. 
 
That's what WE learned.  Hope you learned something.
 
I'm outta here.
 
Until tomorrow, Pope like you know how and STAY BEAUTIFUL!" 



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Topics : Human Interest
People : Gabe KaplanLindsay LohanUma Thurman




 
03/18/2013 5:28PM
SHOW # 1680 MARCH 18 2013
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03/18/2013 7:06PM
Bee stings
I can confirm how bad those bee stings effing hurt. I had to pee while walking through our house that had plumbing but was still under construction. Apparently there was a wasp in the toilet and it started to sting me right on the vag and I jumped up andpulled up my pants....well, wasp ended up in my pants when I pulled them up. All in all...I would not recommend peeing on a wasp.
03/18/2013 7:07PM
Bee stings
I can confirm how bad those bee stings effing hurt. I had to pee while walking through our house that had plumbing but was still under construction. Apparently there was a wasp in the toilet and it started to sting me right on the vag and I jumped up andpulled up my pants....well, wasp ended up in my pants when I pulled them up. All in all...I would not recommend peeing on a wasp.
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