SHOW # 1682 MARCH 20 2013

The NCAA's "March Madness" is about to get into full- swing... but then, you know that already because you wasted time at work filling out your brackets.  Anyway, one of the teams that will be competing in this year's tourney is St. Louis University.  They are the #4 seed in the midwest region.  Whatever.  How did they find out?  They saw the announcement on the multiple tv screens at a Best Buy store in New Jersey.  In Huntsville, Alabama, a weekend news anchor at the FOX affiliate discovered that her boyfriend was proposing to her AS she read a "breaking news" report on the teleprompter.  it said, quote, "FOX54 has just learned that a Huntsville news anchor is being proposed to on live TV right now."  Then her boyfriend walked in and they lived happily ever after... until they get divorced 5 years from now.  Just a ballpark guess there.  On the other end of the spectrum, a woman who'd been married for 30 years was mourning her husband's death... only to discover that he'd divorced her 8 years earlier.  Kinda funny... but sad I guess... but more funny.  Anyway, all of us have been in a less- than- ideal place when we found out something important, and that is the basis of today's question:  WHERE IS THE ODDEST PLACE YOU FOUND OUT IMPORTANT NEWS?
First call of the day may have been the best; she was masturbating but answered her phone anyway... found out her mother had died.  She couldn't masturbate again for 10 months.  True.  It was the first time she'd ever told anyone the story and she happened be sitting there with her 23- year- old daughter who commented, "ewwww!"  Priceless.
Was at a casino trying to enjoy himself, but his girl insisted on ruining the occasion by insisting that he'd given her an STD because he was cheating.  He wasn't cheating and, as it turns out, she didn't have an STD, she had a yeast infection
Saw his girlfriend's daughter on Jerry Springer... never a good thing
Found out that his mother had suffered 'severe head injuries' while he was crapping... in a river
Was sitting on the toilet when his wife slipped her positive pregnancy test under the door
Was told that her son would be born with Down's Syndrome when she was one month pregnant... her kid was fine
At age 17, she went to the doctor for a spider bite... found out she was pregnant... her mother was there.  On the bright side, she lived in Missouri, so being 17 and pregnant was no big deal
Found out that she was pregnant when she went to the doctor... to get birth control
Found out that she was getting divorced when she was introduced as the "ex- wife"... at her son's 1st birthday party
Learned that her sister had died... on Facebook
Quite a show today.  Still hung up on masturbating and hearing about the death of a parent.  Not funny, but funny... if it's not you... and it wasn't me... so funny.
I'm outta here. 
Until tomorrow, lick it up and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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Locations : AlabamaHuntsvilleMissouriNew Jersey

03/20/2013 5:58PM
SHOW # 1682 MARCH 20 2013
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