Today was the Monday Random Question, so, as always, I'm gonna avoid explaining all of that. Instead, I'll share whatever we happened to learn today.
Even people who live in 'Tornado Alley' are more terrified of rednecks than Mother Nature.
NBA Commissioner David Stern is a douche
It's possible to have freckles on the palm of your hand
There is a person who has a phobia of flour
If you're paralyzed from the waist down, you don't actually know when you're gonna poop or fart... it just happens
'Lascivious' means 'inclined to lustfulness or arousing sexual desire'. We wondered how you get charged for lude AND lascivious behavior. Now we know
Have you ever masturbated while you were on your knees? Ted has... in a corner... on his balcony... at 4 in the morning
This past Saturday night, myself and Ryan Castle provided a little rhythm section action for our pals in Windowpane, while Kyyle from Superfecta, provided some vocals. If you're interested, here's a video of us doing Man in the Box.
OK bitches, I'm outta here.
Until tomorrow, get off your knees and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”