SHOW # 1712 MAY 2 2013

Ireland Baldwin, daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger (greatest parental unit ever!!!) would like you to know, yes, she does remember the voice mail from her father 6 years ago when he called her a "rude, thoughtless little pig", but she's not happy about that that's become her nickname.  Can't say I blame her.  She's not little anymore!  Meanwhile, former President George W. Bush is well- aware that his "Mission Accomplished" speech 10 years ago, regarding America's military role in Iraq, was just a tad premature.  Just a tad.  Today is the 10th anniversary of his declaration.  Former NFL quarterback Vince Young is STILL being made fun of for his insistence that the Philadelphia Eagles had a "dream team" in 2011... which was OBVIOUSLY wrong based on the fact that he was on the roster.  Oh, and former child- stars Ricky Shroeder and Joey Lawrence are very, seriously getting tired of NOT being referred to as 'Rick' and 'Joe' respectively.  All of us have something we'd like to leave behind:  WHAT NICKNAME, REPUTATION OR THING YOU SAID WOULD YOU NOT LIKE TO DEAL WITH?
At about age 6, he told the following joke:  Q:  "What do you get when you cross tuna and coffee?"  A:  "TUNA COFFEE!"  His family won't let him live it down
Her older brother's friend started calling her 'Road Whore' in high school... never found out why
In spite of being 52- years- old now, his mother STILL calls him 'Sugar Foot'.  Yea, in spite of being 44 now, my mother slips up and calls me "Shang- a- Lang".  Makes me bristle every time... and I have no f**king idea what it means.  Sounds like Panda's name
She would like you stop calling her Hamburger Amber or Amberger
She was a freshman in high school when 'Forrest Gump' was released as a movie... her name is Forrest.  We researched it, and exactly .06% of all the Forrest’s' in America are female
People call him Dorie because he looks like Dorie from 'Finding Nemo'
Got a black eye after a fight... everyone called her 'Petey', as in Petey the Dog from "The Little Rascals".  If she would get mad, people would say things like "relax girl" or "down girl"
Could go on and on but I'm running out of time, so, sorry.  Or, SAW- RAYYYYY!
I'm out.
Until tomorrow, stand up and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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People : Alec BaldwinGeorge W. BushJoey LawrenceKim BassingerRicky ShroederVince Young

05/02/2013 5:48PM
SHOW # 1712 MAY 2 2013
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