SHOW # 1811 OCTOBER 18 2013

If you ever want to make someone uncomfortable (and why wouldn't you?), convince them that they're being watched.  Everyone acts differently when they think they're being observed.  It's why public bathroom have walls around the stalls (at least in the men's bathrooms), and it's why, assuming you're not driving a car, you pick your nose in private.  It's also why most of your 'questionable' dance moves are performed in the privacy of your home bathroom mirror and it's why you pull the shades down before you have sex.  All of that being said, sometimes you're not quite as 'alone' as you think you are and unfortunately, you were doing something better suited in private.  WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ALONE?
Chasing strange noises through the woods terrified... his friends all had night vision goggles and were watching him the whole time
Someone saw him take a hit of weed in his work van and called his boss
Nude sunbathing
Worked at a hotel and strolled into the continental breakfast as an old man (who thought he was alone) unleashed a monster fart.  She ran away laughing
Got busy with a woman in the bed of his pickup truck... cop rolled up on them
Was having sex WITH  a couch when a woman walked in.  And that, my friends, is why you don't have sex with the sofas in the college student union
Snuck off for a quickie with his woman in the loft of a cabin... his friend's wife was hiding in the corner and watched the whole thing
Naked jump- roping (???) in his backyard
Took a job as a phone sex operator in college... thought she was alone when she began practicing her orgasm sounds... there were a bunch of guys listening in the room next door
OK bitches, I'm outta here like Vladimir!
Have a good weekend and do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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10/18/2013 5:39PM
SHOW # 1811 OCTOBER 18 2013
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