Yesterday in Pinnellas County, Florida, an 18 year old man was arrested after he pummeled his fatherâŚ because he was snoring. Apparently his father was asleep on a sofa in the living room and was snoring very, very, very, very, very loudly. Thatâs when his son forced him to the floor, straddled him and punched him in the face. Most people donât physically assault others for snoring, but thereâs been at least one sleepless night where you wanted to. Youâve probably also wanted to punch a roommate for never doing the dishes, or for singing at the top of their lungs in the shower, or clipping their toenails at the dining room table or whatever. Whether itâs a roommate, a significant other or a co- worker, thereâs someone out there that you share a lot of time with who has some habit or tendency that makes you want to kill them. Today, we gave you the chance to vent and point fingers: WHATâS THE HABIT THAT DRIVES YOU CRAZY AND WHOâS RESPONSIBLE?
The only thing that really drives me crazy (actually, thatâs a lie, everything drives me crazy) is not cleaning up after yourself. Doesnât matter the mess, clean it the f**k up. Thatâs my major pet peeve. In particular, if youâre using a public facility.
His brother eats scabsâŚ which is just f**king gross
People who sigh over and overâŚ by âpeopleâ, he meant his wife
His dad smacks gum when he chews it
His cousin chews with his mouth open
People who use double negativesâŚ âI ainât neverâŚâ- which would actually mean that you HAVE, and have often
Has a co- worker who whistles constantly
Wife always leaves lights on
Her husband chews loudly
Loud people on their cell phonesâŚ is there any other kind?
Her boyfriend scratches his psoriasis scabsâŚ which flake off
His mother says âmmmmmâ after every bite of a mealâŚ which leads me to believe that she would be awesome in the sack. Sorry to have impure thoughts about your mother, dude.
People who misquote movie linesâŚ I canât stand people who quote movie lines
People who speak in âbaby talkâ when they see a dog or a little kid, etc
Alright, time for me to hit the cold and head home to stare at the dog.
Until tomorrow, there must be some kinda way outta here, so STAY BEAUTIFUL!â