âHola big boob/ small boobolas,
Cheryl Lavin is an advice columnist for the Chicago Sun Times, and like most advice columnists, Cheryl gets inundated with questions from people who canât or wonât make obvious decisions for themselves.Â One of her more recent requests for help came from a man in mid 30âs who is still a virgin and wants to lose his virginity but is âterrifiedâ by the prospect.Â Long story short, Cheryl recommended the same thing most of us would recommend; get yourself a hooker.Â Naturally, not everyone is cool with that advice, but to be fair, if youâre in your 30âs and you havenât had sex yet, but want to, Iâd suggest the same thing.Â The average guy loses his virginity right around the age of 16âŚ this guy is 14 years (or more) late to the party.Â He is the text book definition of a âlate bloomerâ.Â On the other end of the spectrum are the âearly bloomersâ.Â We go now to www.sandrarose.com, which recently featured an article about a mother who is sick of waiting for her INFANT daughter to stop being âso baldâ.Â (???)Â The mother did what any reasonable parent would do and bought her a âbaby wigââŚ which is exactly what it sounds like.Â Now her child looks less like an infant and more like a freeze- dried Beyonce.Â When it comes to normal human development, most of us experience our natural changes at about the same time, but inevitably there are those of us who developed faster than most, and those of us who developed slower than most.Â Whether itâs boobs, pubes, voice change, bed- wetting, being scared of the dark or losing your virginity, today we wanted to know:Â WHEN IT COMES TO THE HUMAN PARTY, WHAT WERE YOU EARLY OR LATE TO?
I grew very tall and grew size 13 feet by the time I was 12.Â Pretty sure I havenât grown since, but it was very weird for about a year getting used to my bigger body.Â Tripped over everything, hit my f**king head on everything, etc.Â But being a tall boy is not so bad.Â What really sucked was my voice.Â People tell me now that I have a deep voice, blah, blah, blah, but up until I was about 14 I sounded like a girl.Â It was mortifying.Â I was the only kid who was HAPPY to have a âcrackingâ voice because thatâs when I knew the light was at the end of the tunnel.Â My penis, meanwhile, always huge!Â OK, maybe not.
Here are some of the things you and you cohorts developed earlyâŚ or late:
Didnât get pubes until he was 18âŚ meaning he couldnât join his fellow high schoolers who played a game called âwanna see my scarâ.Â The âscarâ was actually their pubes.Â Never played that game.
Started shaving at age 11âŚ didnât every school have that one guy who had facial hair YEARS before everyone else
Didnât lose his virginity until he was 22
Sheâs currently 29 years old and still doesnât have boobs.Â Thatâs OK, lady, boobs of any size are still boobs
Got pregnant at 14.Â Sheâs now 22 and pregnant with her 3rd kid.Â She swears she uses birth control and isnât trying to get pregnant.Â She might wanna try a wee bit harder, yes?
Had a full beard by ii years oldâŚ this came via e- mail, so Iâm just ASSUMING this was from a guy
Had hairy armpits by age 7.Â He never gave it much thought, but one day, while enjoying the imminent danger that only a Slip and Slide can provide, the other kids saw his hairy pits and made relentless fun of him.
Lost his virginity at age 10.Â How good could sex be when youâre 10 years old.
Learned to walk before he had any hair on his body.Â Probably looked like some weird, two legged Chihuahua.
Late to learn how to readâŚ heâs from f**king Latvia and moved here (America) as a teen.Â Itâs understoodâŚ and he has a better excuse than the American born and bread who still canât read or speak.
Lost his virginity at age 13.
Freshman year of high school: 4â 3âŚ by his senior year, he was 6â 3.
Age 20, he was 6 feet tall and 125 pounds; at age 21 (as in one year later) he was 6 feet 2 inches tall and weighed 200 pounds
Alright bitches, itâs no secret that weâre not the hardest working gentlemen in the world, but there is a method to our madness.Â Basically, with regards to coming up with our Question of the Day, we scour all manner of news sources and stories to see what juices our brains, so to speak.Â Anyway, todayâs question was inspired more by a photograph than the story.Â Here is the picture that inspired us:
How f**king ridiculous does that poor baby look?Â You have to get a license to drive, but anyone can have children; seeing pictures like this make me question our priorities.Â God help us all.
OK bitches, Happy Monday.Â Time to enjoy a little Monday Night Football.
Until tomorrow, one of us is going down, so STAY BEAUTIFUL!â