SHOW # 949 December 16 '09

“Hola that’s oddolas,

We get the opportunity to chat with Karate Jesus today.  Who is Karate Jesus?  Well, he’s actually UFC pastor Brandon Beals, a man who combines the latest UFC info with his sermon… the Karate Jesus nickname is just something Miles and I came up with for him.  If you’re like us, when you think of mixed martial arts you’re probably NOT thinking religious sermons.  Well, Karate Jesus has bridged that gap.  Before Limp Bizkit and Rage Against the Machine, the idea of rap and rock co- existing in a single song was a foreign concept… until Aerosmith teamed up with Run DMC… then a whole genre was born.  Here in Seattle, as Pempco Insurance is fond of pointing out, you can find an inordinate number of people who will wear sandals and socks and feel absolutely fine about it.  Then again, up until last week’s cold front savaged the area, I was the guy in shorts and a leather jacket… which I didn’t realize was so ridiculous and/ or offensive until I had to hear about it 8 times a day every day.  It’s not that there are laws against this kind of thing, but generally speaking, some things just weren’t made to go together… but that never stopped anyone.  Today we wanted to know:  WHAT TWO THINGS DO YOU PUT TOGETHER THAT DON’T GO TOGETHER?

Willingly has sex with his girlfriend while she’s crying.  That’s disturbing on so many levels.

She’s a cow girl (think ‘rodeo’) and is covered in tattoos, which, apparently is very un- cow girl like

Crunchy peanut butter and Miracle Whip sandwiches… I just vomited in my mouth a little

Beer and ice cream, as in a beer float

Enjoys chocolate syrup on his Subway sandwich… and it doesn’t matter what kind of sandwich it is

Grape soda and Oreos

Cheese slices and Miracle Whip

Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches… WTF?!?

Chili and cinnamon rolls

Gin and tonic with Jagermeister

Peanut butter and ketchup sandwiches

Peanut butter on her hot dogs

Pea salad… what is pea salad?  Pea salad is peas mixed with mayonnaise

Enjoys chili powder on his watermelon… which, when you say it out loud, sounds really dirty

Fritos and vanilla ice cream… WTF?!?

Peanut butter and Bacos

Peanut butter and steak

OK bitches, I truly love peanut butter, but for the love of all that is holy (whatever that might be), stop putting it on everything.  I thought the bacon phenomenon was getting out of hand, but apparently peanut butter is the silent ingredient in everything.

Here is a link to the story that was our shot of the day.  Sure, you can read the story, but the real gems are the pictures, which pretty much TELL the story.  Click here and enjoy.

Alright, time to grab drinks with the boss.  Yea, that’s right.

Until tomorrow, rock on and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

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