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We get the opportunity to chat with Karate Jesus today. Who is Karate Jesus? Well, he’s actually UFC pastor Brandon Beals, a man who combines the latest UFC info with his sermon… the Karate Jesus nickname is just something Miles and I came up with for him. If you’re like us, when you think of mixed martial arts you’re probably NOT thinking religious sermons. Well, Karate Jesus has bridged that gap. Before Limp Bizkit and Rage Against the Machine, the idea of rap and rock co- existing in a single song was a foreign concept… until Aerosmith teamed up with Run DMC… then a whole genre was born. Here in Seattle, as Pempco Insurance is fond of pointing out, you can find an inordinate number of people who will wear sandals and socks and feel absolutely fine about it. Then again, up until last week’s cold front savaged the area, I was the guy in shorts and a leather jacket… which I didn’t realize was so ridiculous and/ or offensive until I had to hear about it 8 times a day every day. It’s not that there are laws against this kind of thing, but generally speaking, some things just weren’t made to go together… but that never stopped anyone. Today we wanted to know: WHAT TWO THINGS DO YOU PUT TOGETHER THAT DON’T GO TOGETHER?
Willingly has sex with his girlfriend while she’s crying. That’s disturbing on so many levels.
She’s a cow girl (think ‘rodeo’) and is covered in tattoos, which, apparently is very un- cow girl like
Crunchy peanut butter and Miracle Whip sandwiches… I just vomited in my mouth a little
Beer and ice cream, as in a beer float
Enjoys chocolate syrup on his Subway sandwich… and it doesn’t matter what kind of sandwich it is
Grape soda and Oreos
Cheese slices and Miracle Whip
Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches… WTF?!?
Chili and cinnamon rolls
Gin and tonic with Jagermeister
Peanut butter and ketchup sandwiches
Peanut butter on her hot dogs
Pea salad… what is pea salad? Pea salad is peas mixed with mayonnaise
Enjoys chili powder on his watermelon… which, when you say it out loud, sounds really dirty
Fritos and vanilla ice cream… WTF?!?
Peanut butter and Bacos
Peanut butter and steak
OK bitches, I truly love peanut butter, but for the love of all that is holy (whatever that might be), stop putting it on everything. I thought the bacon phenomenon was getting out of hand, but apparently peanut butter is the silent ingredient in everything.
SHOT OF THE DAY
Here is a link to the story that was our shot of the day. Sure, you can read the story, but the real gems are the pictures, which pretty much TELL the story. Click here and enjoy.
Alright, time to grab drinks with the boss. Yea, that’s right.