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In the world of fast- food the competition is fierce and all of the players are constantly trying to outdo each other with value menus, extended breakfasts and 1000 different ways of serving chickenâŚ and things that serve as pass for chicken.Â This past January, Burger King upped the ante when they announced that they would begin serving BEER!Â Thatâs right, bitches, BEER!Â The first one opened in Miami Beach and has expanded to Times Square, Vegas and L.A.Â Maybe, just maybe itâll become a staple at ALL Burger King locations.Â Burger King, in my opinion, just got a whole lot better.Â Speaking of âbetterâ, Chips Ahoy, the delicious and best selling chocolate chip cookie in America has just found away to improve their productâŚ theyâve added Reeceâs Peanut Butter Cups.Â Itâs just that easy.Â And while weâre talking improvements, the Minnesota Vikings recognize that for them to have a reasonable chance of being competitive this upcoming season they need Brett Favre.Â Favre of course, as heâs done the last 4 seasons, threatened retirement, but yesterday, three Vikings players, Steve Hutchinson, Jared Allen and Ryan Longwell all flew down to Mississippi to try to persuade Brett to rejoin the teamâŚ and it worked.Â Now the Vikings, like Burger King and Chips Ahoy, just got better.Â Today you get the chance to make improvements:Â I THINK _________ IS GREAT, BUT IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF IT ALSO HAD OR GOT RID OF _______.
Peanut butter would be better if it relieved âcotton- mouthâ.Â See, the caller just loves the weed (and who can blame her?) and when she gets the munchies she enjoys the creamy, pasty goodness of peanut butter, but, alas, it doesnât get rid of her cotton- mouth.Â The world is a cruel and harsh place.
Weed would be better if it were legal.Â I get the point, but I disagree with that whole- heartedly.Â First of all, legal or not, itâs easier to get weed than most LEGAL vices and the quality is quite good.Â History tells us that if the feds get involved with the cultivation of it the quality will suffer.Â Just leave it alone and keep the idiots as far away from it as is possible
âEverythingâ would be better if they stayed open for 24 hours
Would like his grocery store more if they had those self- check- out lines.Â Not a fan of those; itâs like going to a fondue restaurantâŚ you do all the work but still have to pay someone else.Â Thatâs like me paying my boss for my work.Â AND Iâm lazy.
Marriage would be better without his wife
The Raiders would be better if Al Davis didnât own the team.Â Iâm not even a Raiderâs fan, but no one deserves to have to deal with Al Davis
Alcohol would be better without the hangover.Â Amen
Hip- hop would be better without auto- tune.Â Thatâs a common sentiment these days, so youâve gotta believe that, like any trend, its days are numbered
Seattle would be better without the passiveâ aggressive thing
McDonaldâs would be better if they kept the McRib on the menu
McDonaldâs would be better if they went back to deep frying the apple pies.Â Yesssss
Hollywood would be better if they stopped doing do many remakes.Â Iâve said it a thousand times before, but if Hollywood is gonna waste everyoneâs time remaking movies weâve already seen (like a band releasing their âgreatest hitsâ) they should at least remake movies that SUCKED the first time around.Â Sure, Rob Zombie displayed his âgeniusâ by remaking Halloween (yippee), but how about remaking âIshtarâ?Â It was a box office bomb.Â Remake âSpeed Racerâ, it sucked too.Â Just sayinâ.
We had Daryl Christian in- studio today.Â Who is Daryl?Â Heâs the spokesperson for the Washington Medical Marijuana Group (http://washingtonmedicalmarijuanagroup.com/) and he came in today to give us a little insight into this weekendâs Hempfest and whatâs going on with medical marijuana in Washington state.Â Weâve had him in before, and as usual, he has A LOT of information to dispense.Â Itâs always cool having Daryl in; heâs a cool guy and funnyâŚ and he likes weed.Â What more could you want?Â Anyway, whatever side of the weed- fence you stand on, check out the link and educate yourself.
OK, time to enjoy dinner with the wifeâŚ and dog.