This was covered earlier today on the BJ Shea Morning Experience, but itâs worth repeating, as most of us are guilty of it on a daily basis; âReaderâs Digestâ put out a list of â6 Phrases Youâre saying Wrongâ.Â Sure, I disagree with one them, but Iâm disagreeable by nature.Â Besides, everyone says things wrong all the time.Â Itâs one of the joys of living in America.Â Sometimes you say things with crystal clarity and youâre STILL wrong.Â Take Lynne Rosenthal of New York City; this woman is a college English professor but she ran into trouble at a Starbucks when she placed an order like a normal human being but was refused service because she didnât place her order in that stupid corporate lingo they use.Â You know what Iâm talking about; you have to say a âventiâ if you want a large, âtallâ if you want small, etc.Â She thought she could just order her food by saying what she wanted to eat, but she thought wrong.Â Speaking of âwrongnessâ, thereâs anew book out called âWrongâ and itâs about how most of the âexpertâ advice we get is wrongâŚ which makes you wonder what qualifies someone to be an âexpertâ.Â Weâre talking medical knowledge (ADHD, restless leg syndrome), professionally prepared tax returns, newspaper articles, etc.Â Today weâre talking about being wrong and we wanted to hear it from you:Â I THOUGHT _____________ WAS RIGHT UNTIL I FOUND OUT IT WAS WRONG?
Away we go:
Thought pineapples grew in trees until she went to Hawaii and discovered different
His white boss said ânizzleâ to a black guy and didnât know why the guy got mad.Â If you still canât figure it out, walk up to your girlfriend or wife and call her a âcluntâ
Thought the singer of BTO stuttered because of âYou Ainât Seen Nothing YetââŚ âb-b-baby, hereâs something, hereâs something youâll never forgetâŚâ
Believed that the Baltimore Orioles were the Oreos
Thought that divorce was for people who donât know how to pick a spouse, and he was right.Â He was wrong that HIS marriage would last
Thought you could drive with an open beer on your lapâŚ you CAN, but youâll go to jail
Believed that the correct pronunciation of Porsche was âPorshâ, but apparently itâs âPorshaâ
Thought that Rush singer Geddy Lee was a girl, like the dudes in Hanson
Thought Elysian Brewing was âa legionâ brewing
Thought chocolate milk was produced naturally by cows
Thought ivory came from a bearâs penis (???)
Because he sleeps heavy, he proudly coined himself the âking of nocturnal emissionsââŚ until he found out that it means he has more wet dreams than anyone.Â Congratulations?
Used to believe that deviled- eggsâ were âdoubled- eggsâ
We also had a lengthy discussion about the reality of cow- tipping, the coriolis effect, the cut off point for an animal to be a critter and how to say Nevada.Â It was a loose show, bitches, and thoroughly enjoyable.