According to the American Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery (just rolls off the tongue), more and more children are getting plastic surgery than ever before. In the last 10 years, cosmetic surgery for kids is up 30%. Apparently, the uptick in kiddie plastic surgery is due, in part, to bullying. In other words, if someone makes fun of your ears or nose boobs, just get a surgery to change it… and then the bullies can poke fun at you for being a complete p*ssy. At any rate, your already expensive child will be worth a little more. Speaking of your ‘worth’, different government agencies have tried to estimate the value of individual life. For example, the FDA estimates that you’re worth about $7.9 million, while the EPA would give you $9.1 million for your life and the Transportation Department says you’re worth $6.1 million dollars. Go ahead, try to take out a loan against the value of your life. We’ll wait. Ah… welcome back. Today we wanted to know: AS FAR AS MONEY GOES, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS WORTH, AND PHYSICALLY WHAT BODY PART DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GET THE MOST MONEY FOR?
I apologize for today’s lack of blog, but today was one of “those” days. Apologies all around.
Until tomorrow, rock hard, ride free and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”