Text the word KISW to 77999 to sign up for the Rockaholic Text Club concert, event and info alerts click here. You'll rec up to 3 msg a week.Msg & Data Rates MayApply, Text STOP KISW to cancel, terms & conditions apply.
According to the American Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery (just rolls off the tongue), more and more children are getting plastic surgery than ever before.¬† In the last 10 years, cosmetic surgery for kids is up 30%.¬† Apparently, the uptick in kiddie plastic surgery is due, in part, to bullying.¬† In other words, if someone makes fun of your ears or nose boobs, just get a surgery to change it‚Ä¶ and then the bullies can poke fun at you for being a complete p*ssy.¬† At any rate, your already expensive child will be worth a little more.¬† Speaking of your ‚Äėworth‚Äô, different government agencies have tried to estimate the value of individual life.¬† For example, the FDA estimates that you‚Äôre worth about $7.9 million, while the EPA would give you $9.1 million for your life and the Transportation Department says you‚Äôre worth $6.1 million dollars.¬† Go ahead, try to take out a loan against the value of your life.¬† We‚Äôll wait.¬† Ah‚Ä¶ welcome back.¬† Today we wanted to know:¬† AS FAR AS MONEY GOES, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS WORTH, AND PHYSICALLY WHAT BODY PART DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GET THE MOST MONEY FOR?
I apologize for today‚Äôs lack of blog, but today was one of ‚Äúthose‚ÄĚ days.¬† Apologies all around.
Until tomorrow, rock hard, ride free and STAY BEAUTIFUL!‚ÄĚ