So, these are tough economic times for the AVERAGE person (in case you hadnât heard), and not just here in the states, but around the worldâŠ or ACROSS the world if youâre one of those âflat earthâ folks.Â Thanks to some clever, behind- the- curtains maneuvering by some unsavory and shadowy cats, at no other time in modern history has the saying âthe rich get richer while the poor get poorerâ ever rang more trueâŠ so when you hear about a billionaire losing a home to a fireâŠ on their PRIVATE Caribbean Island, your heart doesnât breakâŠ or does it.Â Thatâs exactly the situation facing Virgin mogul Richard Branson, whose ridiculously posh house on his ridiculously posh island pretty much burned to the ground early this morning.Â I heard the news and I thought, âwhy Branson?âÂ He actually seems like one of the âcoolâ ones.Â Yea, heâs a billionaire and all that, but heâs the kind of billionaire I like to think I would be if I could just earn, oh, I dunno, a billion dollars.Â He likes space, so heâs building a space ship, he skydives like most of us pee, he created an airline for people who enjoy the concept of getting their moneyâs worth, throws huge music festivals, blah, blah, blah.Â I like the guy whether I want to or not.Â There are just those people in life that you shouldnât like, but there you go liking them anyway.Â Todayâs question:Â WHO SHOULD YOU HATE BUT DONâTâŠ AND WHY DONâT YOU?
I would say Brett Michaels, but Iâd be lying because, seriously, I hate the guy.Â Then thereâs The SituationâŠ no redeeming qualities except the fact that he openly admits and accepts that he has no redeeming qualities.Â I can respect that.Â He is the poster- boy for âdoucheâ and acknowledges his worthlessness whenever heâs confronted.Â As a result, heâs grown on me.Â I hate to admit it, but there you go.
As for you:
His brotherâŠ never told us why, and to be fair, we never asked
Ben RothleibergerâŠ the guy is a douche, possibly a rapist, but he IS clutchâŠ which is why I hate him
Latrell SprewellâŠ choking his coach aside, he likes the guy
T.O.- the guy is a bit of a moron, but entertaining in his own way
Her exâŠ they have kids so she says she doesnât hate him, but after talking to her, she absolutely, positively hates him
The âpompous snobsâ on the English version of Top Gear because they bad- mouth America and our way of life, but he says that a lot of their pot- shots have a grain of truth
Hines WardâŠ quite simply, the guy plays for the Steelers so is a f**king piece of sh*t by association, but heâs actually a classy dude
Kim KardashianâŠ says her only redeeming quality is her, and I quote, âsweet, sweet assâ.Â While I agree that her ass is a thing sculpted by a loving God, He doesnât love us enough to also make her tolerable in any way.Â I truly detest her to my core.
After 9 days at Disney World with his kids, says he SHOULD hate Disney, but he doesnât
Says he should hate the Menâs Room, but he doesnât
Big Tobacco, but points out that cigarettes are just so damn tasty, he canât hate them
My favorite answer comes from Facebook, which is as unlikely a statement as you will ever read from me, but the answer they was that they WANT to hate that guy in the mirror, but heâs just so âdamn adorableâ
SIT AND SPIN
With Pain in the Grass coming up this Saturday, Jolene took us down memory lane and reviewed a lot of the bands weâve had the opportunity to see on our stage.Â Â Jolene will tell you all about it- hereâs a link:
OK bitches, while I love you all like hot, buttered popcorn at the movie theatre, itâs time for me to go!
Until tomorrow, two fingers are fine, three wonât fit, so STAY BEAUTIFUL!âï»ż