Today is Columbus Day, a day we credit Christopher Columbus with discovering America.Ā Oddly enough, he was in the Bahamas and thought he was in India, but weāve spent the last 500- plus years saying he discovered America.Ā He didnāt, but the guy got a whole holiday in his honor.Ā Iām not dogging our boy Chris, and to be fair, the guy who āinventedā bubble gum wasnāt out to create a tasty treat, he was trying to create a synthetic form of rubber for the war effortā¦ and the people behind Viagra werenāt interested in bringing sexy back to nursing homes, they were worried about your blood pressure.Ā Subsequently, I didnāt actually discover Guns and Roses all those years ago, but among my friends, Iām the guy who discovered them.Ā On the other hand, my buddy Paul ādiscoveredā Soundgarden.Ā Ā Here in Seattle, Miles ādiscoveredā Red Mill burgers, Ted discovered āThe Wireā and Ben discovered that dogs can be āyeastyā.Ā Download the poddamn podcast to understand what Iām talking about.Ā Anyway, sometimes you discovered something that you and your friends didnāt know about and you feel that you have to share.Ā Maybe itās a bans, a restaurant, a game or a website, today we wanted to know:Ā IN YOUR LITTLE WORLD, WHAT DO YOU GET CREDITED FOR DISCOVERING?
The Quesadilla Factory in Centraliaā¦ looks like sh*t on the outside, but inside are X- Boxes, pinball machines and some really good food, so if youāre in Centralia, check it out
Was the first of his friends to discover the joy that is online shopping via Amazon or e-Bay.Ā I only discovered the joys this summer.Ā I knew they existed, but I never bought anything through them, but as I get pickier and more particular about what I want, it seems that I can find exactly what I want online
He introduced his friends to āBreaking Badā (which I need to see), āSeinfeldā (which Iāve seen plenty of) and us, the Menās Room
The Sloop in Ballardā¦ he likes to drink (because heās a good man) but when it comes to drinking, certain places suit you and your buddies better than others and the Sloop hits the spot for him
Discovered Japanese iced coffeeā¦ I have absolutely no idea what Japanese iced coffee is but itās either a delicious drink or a sex move
Was the first of his friends to realize that women share the details of their sex lives with all of their friends.Ā Keep that in mind, gentleman and perform well
Randyās Rolling Papersā¦ a paper with a wire in it for easier joint passing and holding of the roachā¦ for tobacco use only, of course
Sea Magic fertilizerā¦ if youāve got a garden, this is, apparently, the way to go
OK bitches, Iāve gotta go for now.Ā Much to do and less time to do it than Iād like.
Until tomorrow, find a crook and protect them and STAY BEAUTIFUL!ā