A guy by the name of Curry Todd is a Tennessee lawmaker and heâ€™s best known in his home state for being the man who sponsored a bill to allow people to carry a handgun into a bar or restaurant that serves alcohol.Â The stipulation is that you canâ€™t consume alcohol if your gun is on you.Â Wouldnâ€™t you know it, Curry was pulled over for a DUI and got an additional charge for having his handgun on him while intoxicatedâ€¦ a result of the law he created.Â Reminds us of Phillip Contos, a New York motorcycle rider who died of head injuriesâ€¦ while participating in a ride to protest New Yorkâ€™s mandatory helmet law.Â The irony here, in case you missed it, is that he would have survived if heâ€™d been wearing a helmet.Â Â Thatâ€™s how it goes sometimes; we know the risks, we hear the warnings and we ignore them, only to discover that yea, maybe you SHOULDNâ€™T stick your hand in an animalâ€™s cage or yea, objects in mirror ARE closer than they appear!Â WHAT WARNING DID YOU IGNORE, ONLY TO LEARN LATER WHY YOU WERE WARNED IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Itâ€™s not a rule I live by, but notoriously, I ignore everyoneâ€™s advice and warnings.Â The reason is because Iâ€™m remarkably stupid and end up in trouble a lot more than anyone should.Â I know I SHOULD listen, but I donâ€™t, never have and itâ€™s unlikely that I ever will.
As for you:
Worked as a firefighter, but didnâ€™t heed the advice of wearing a mask when moving a dead bodyâ€¦ now he knows better
Lost fingers in a wood chipper after ignoring the warning that says NOT to place any part of your body in the machine WHILE ITâ€™S IN OPERATION
Blew up part of his Face WITH FIREWORKSâ€¦ described himself as looking like the Phantom of the Opera
Three years ago he ignored the expiration date on his condomsâ€¦ today heâ€™s the proud father of a 2- year- old.Â Congratulations
Got drunk at a sounders game and tapped a cop on the shoulder, the cop warned him not to touch him againâ€¦ he didnâ€™t listen, so after an abrupt headlock and scolding, he was thrown out of the stadium
Ignored the sign on the Murphy bed that warned that it was heavyâ€¦ as a result, she got smashed on the head
Took 8 hits of acid and had an experience akin to doing 8 hits of acid
Walked down the stairs in roller bladesâ€¦ it ended about the way you assume it did
He was warned that the girl had gonorrhea, but did he listen?Â No, she was SOOOOO hot.Â Took pills for the next week to kill the burn
Didnâ€™t believe that cigarettes were addictive
OK, bitches, Iâ€™m outta here.
Until tomorrow, do it slowly and STAY BEAUTIFUL!â€ť