So, you canāt sleep at night and you donāt know why.Ā Your lack of sleep is effecting your ability to do basic day- to- day things.Ā Youād give anything to sleep like a normal personā¦ does that include aggression, acts of aggression, thoughts of hurting yourself and hallucinations.Ā If so, Lunesta might be for you.Ā Are you depressed?Ā No one wants to be depressed, but would you trade your depression for fever, confusion, heart palpitations, uncontrollable muscle movements, sudden numbness and/ or problems with speech?Ā If so, try Abilify.Ā How about this; would you rather suffer from suicidal thoughts, hostility, agitation, hallucinations and/ or fainting, or deal with anxiety?Ā If you prefer the laundry- list of issues, take Ativanā¦ you might go f**king crazy, but you wonāt be anxious.Ā Side effects, the unfortunate aftermath of doing something beneficial, whether itās beneficial for the mind, body or soul.Ā Everyone enjoys food, hell, you need it to survive, but, inevitably, thereās some food you enjoy that comes back to haunt you in some way; heartburn, the sh*ts, farting, etc.Ā A lot of people want to be famous, but one guaranteed side effect is that your personal and private life cease to exist and everything you do becomes public fodder.Ā Maybe youāre in a band, a noble pursuit to be sure, but if you donāt āmake itā, the universal side effect seems to be a great lack of money.Ā Everything comes with a side effect and today we discussed:Ā BASED ON WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO, WHAT SIDE EFFECT DO YOU TOLERATE?
Hell, you name it; I LOVE me a good milkshake, however, Iāll fart for the next 20 hours and finish it off with a monster sh*t.Ā The whole process is a painful one, but I suffer through it every chance I get.Ā Love milkshakes.Ā I also love playing bass but I have a deep- seeded need to play very loud and very hardā¦ the side effect is having to pay for repairs or new basses more than anyone I know or have met.Ā I just canāt play softlyā¦ not how music moves meā¦ but it gets expensive.
As for you:
Loves ācrappyā (meaning DELICIOUS) foodā¦ the side effect is his requirement to work out religiously to avoid expanding like the Universe after the Big Bang
She has type 1 diabetes, which is easily controlled with insulinā¦ her side effect is her inability or unwillingness to take her insulin on a regular basis
Loves, loves, loves jalapenosā¦ 12 hours later itās like his butt was napalmed
Allergic to grains in alcohol but gets ājust drunk enough to not care about the side effectsāā¦ well played, sir
Enjoys weed and tolerates the short term memory lossā¦ how do you KNOW you have short- term memory loss?
Enjoys Raisin Bran cereal, in spite of the fact that within 20 minutes, his ass sounds like stampeding buffalo
Because she LOVES sex, she tolerates the āD- bagā guys laterā¦ works both ways, sweetheart.
Loves playing soccer and dodge ballā¦ side effects include bruises and pain
Gets diarrhea when he eats too much pizzaā¦ he eats a lot of pizza
Trains MMAā¦ has had staph, MRSA, ringworm and has cold sores on his backā¦ donāt know if heās single, ladies
OK bitches, thatās a wrap.Ā That kind of dayā¦ that kind of month, really, but what can you do?