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Everyone’s favorite Canadian band, Nickelback, will be performing at the half-time at the Detroit Lions’ Thanksgiving Day game against the Packers. Everyone says they hate Nickelback, but the band has sold 50 MILLION albums, so obviously, a lot of people are lying about their distaste for the mighty ‘Back. Those liars are not in the city of Detroit. Angry Lions’ fans have created a petition to urge officials to choose a different band for the half- time performance. We’ll see what happens. Speaking of sounds that people don’t like, most of us agree that nails on a chalkboard, a fork scraping across a plate and squeaking Styrofoam are very annoying sounds… and researchers in Germany just figured out why these noises are universally panned. Has something to do with their frequency (2000 to 4000 Hertz, if you care), how our brains amplify those frequencies, how our brain then interprets these frequencies and how we physically react to them. Long story short, we’re preprogrammed to not like them. Anyway, there’s someone out there saying to themselves, “I like Nickelback and those sounds don’t bother me”… well, good for you, you’re the type of person we wanted to talk to today: WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE HATE THAT YOU KIND OF LIKE?
So here’s the list of today’s submissions, see how many of these things you actually like:
Sweet pickles… no
Dane Cook… no
Pickled pig’s feet… HELLLLLL no
Black licorice… no
Potted meat… maybe
Fat girls… wellllll
Insane Clown Posse… no
Sardines (in oil)… maybe, but the breath thing
Talk radio and horror movies… yes and yes
Seltzer water… no
Busch Beer… I’ll never turn down a free beer
Irish Pickle Back… what is Irish Pickle Back… its Jameson and pickle juice… and that gets a NO
The Seattle weather… sometimes
Mayo on his corn on the cob… NO
Marilyn Manson, the band, not the guy… no
Squid jerky… never tried it and have no intention to
Women with small boobs… yep, I just like boobs; they be anywhere from (.)(.) to (.)(.)
Peanut butter and mayo sandwiches… no
LeBron James… no
Rush hour traffic… no
So there are 5 out of 21 things on this list that I either like or can tolerate. How about you?
Mr. Thrill, as a bass player your self , I feel you may have lost your way along the path. Seek guidance & wisdom from the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx. This tidbit of life saving revolation givin to you with out remorse, from your friendly neighborhood fence man, the Puyallup pumkin pusher.