Cracked.com has a list of the seven least anticipated albums of 2012. Read through it and, if you're like me, you're familiar with all of the artists, even have some respect for a few of them, but in the end, Cracked is right, and you don't give a sh*t. Speaking of things that no one cares about, the NFL Probowl is this weekend, and ever there was a game that single- handedly displays a lack of competitiveness, the Pro Bowl is that game. Even the most dedicated NFL fans (like myself) recognize that the Pro Bowl as a steaming of pointlessness. Sure, the players are honored to be voted to the game, but none of them physically want to be involved. Yea, even the players don't care. If you're a player, however, it's a nice problem to have. Most of us don't have such lofty inconveniences. No, we all have a routine that unfold with the same predictable malaise from day to day, week to week, month to month or year to year, and with that, we have those things we dread; visits from the in-laws, household chores, work, home, your wedding day... today we wanted to know: WHAT DO YOU LOOK THE LEAST FORWARD TO?
Over the course of the last few years, I've discovered that I dread travelling. Make no mistake, I enjoy a true vacation as much as anybody else, but I think I average 5 or 6 trips to the airport a year and if I'm lucky, ONE of them will involve me going somewhere I WANT to go as opposed to fulfilling some pointless obligation. I absolutely hate it. Sure, it's the not the worst problem a person could have, but I have a difficult time justifying spending money on and spending time away from work to be somewhere I don't feel is worth the money or is a place I want to be. In other words, if it's not a vacation, what's the point. So last year I hit my limit and for 2012 I have a moratorium on visiting anyone. Won't happen. That being said, I AM going to the Super Bowl this year.
As for you:
He's not looking forward to the Super Bowl... loves the game but won't see it this year because he has to work at 7-11, selling all the chips and beer to those of us who WILL be watching the Super Bowl
Getting a smaller paycheck... missed a week of work and knows his check will have fewer $$$ and more ccc
Losing weight... looks forward to losing the weight (goal is to lose 90 punds) but the process of actually doing it
His girlfriend's PMS... how can you even tell?
Waking up hung-over... but still insist on drinking every night. ATTA boy!
Hates driving to school everyday, but not because of school (which is very alien to me) but because of traffic
Winter... aside from the dreariness of it all, he works as a roofer and gets little to no work
Is not looking forward to taking guardianship of her one- year- old niece next month. Her sister is a single mother of 5 (and easy) and decided that she couldn't afford the youngest kid, so she was going to "give" her to the state.
Dreads the last few days before payday because, like most of us, they are the leanest days of the month
Looks least forward to getting up and going to work... am happy to say that I DO enjoy coming into work, but I do NOT like getting up in the morning
Going to the gym... hates it, but doesn't want to become "a tub of crap". Imagine if you ACTUALLY turned into a tub of crap when you got lazy. OK, stop imagining it now because that's disgusting
Checking e-mail... currently going through a divorce, so his in- box in inundated with all manner of negative legalities
Moving to Detroit... do I really need to explain this to you?
SIT AND SPIN
So the folks at Rolling Stone Magazine came up with, what they believe, are the 10 Worst Songs from the 80's. Take a look at the link here and see if you agree: The thing about isolating bad songs from the 80's is, there's no limit. Generally speaking, there's a universal agreement that the 80's provided us with the worst music we've ever had. That being said, the last few years haven't been much better.
OK bitches, enjoy your Tuesday.
Until tomorrow, hold them close and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"