It's been said many, many times on this show that we have never heard of nor can we wrap our heads around the idea that a man might NOT enjoy porn. Porn is one of top money- makers in entertainment (actually, I believe it IS the top money- maker in entertainment) and there's a reason for that; porn is awesome. Well, we came across a story today (no pun intended) of a 24- year- old man from India who WANTS to enjoy porn but suffers from something called "primary headache associated with sexual activity". That's what it's called and that is also exactly what it is... and effects about 1% of the population. Anyway, any and every time this guy attempts to watch porn, he gets a severe headache within 5 minutes. WTF? I can't imagine such a thing. Who needs full 5 minutes of porn before... never mind. Then there are those of you who are allergic to glutton, preventing you from enjoying stuff like bread, but more horrifying, stuff like BEER AND WHISKEY without severe side effects... and I don't mean a hangover or a drunk text. Did you grow up with one of those kids who was allergic to the Sun? The f**king Sun, man... that which provides life to everything; except the allergy kid. Or maybe you're one of those people who has to work weekends or holidays... or maybe, just maybe, you're in prison. Today we wanted to know: WHAT DOES EVERYONE GET TO ENJOY EXCEPT YOU?
A day off... not sure when his last day off was or his next one is, but he's not happy. Then again, in our current economy, a lot of people don't know their next day on.
Shellfish... wasn't always allergic, but as she got older, she developed it and that sucks. I LOVE shellfish.
Strawberries... he gets mouth sores; which is super sexy! As a result of his call, we received many delicious strawberry recipes
Avocados... wouldn't be a big deal, but he's a cook IN California. Go to any restaurant, find a menu item that includes the word "California'' and it will include avocado
His girlfriend is allergic to potatoes... French fries, potato chips, scalloped potatoes, mash potatoes, hash browns, etc
Not allowed to drive again due to the frequency of his seizures... on the bright side, he can drink all he wants
Can't drink hard liquor or beer because it nullifies his medication... for psychosis!
Can't ride a bike or skateboard, etc... his legs don't work
Corduroy... the texture makes him sick. Only makes me sick if I have to wear it
Mushrooms (not the magic kind) and sunflower seed oil
Alright, the weekend is upon us. Headed to the Greenwood car Show tomorrow... not so much for the cars (I don't drive) but for the street food, man. Love that sh*t. Maybe I'll see you there.
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"