Lance Armstrong, once regarded as one of the world's greatest athletes, due to his seven consecutive Tour de France titles between 1999 and 2005, not to mention his bronze medal in the 2000 Summer Olympics (although, I suppose I just mentioned it)... he may now be regarded as one of the world's biggest fraud. Last night, the U.S. anti- Doping Agency moved to strip Armstrong of ALL of his titles and ban him (for life) from cycling because, frankly, it seems that Armstrong used banned performance enhancers during his tenure as the cycle king. This is kinda like the 1990 Grammy award for "Best New Artist", which went to Milli Vanilli. It was a little while later that we all discovered that Milli Vanilli COULDN'T be the best new artist because they weren't the actual artist. Sure, they eventually gave the Grammy back, but for a little while, at least, they had some cool hardware on the mantle above the fireplace. Kinda like Lance. They were all the owners of something they got through dubious doings. We're sure you do too. WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT IS NOT EXACTLY ON THE UP AND UP?
His college degree... he basically cheated throughout college and actually retained very little of what he was 'taught'
Swapped the title and vin number out of the Jeep he bought. Basically, he bought a soon- to- be- repoed Jeep from a guy. Another guy had a Jeep that was all banged up but was never reported to insurance, so the guy with the banged- up Jeep sold the the guy who bought the first Jeep all the vin number plates. Got it?
Spent $5000 to fix his "bad" teeth. He's half Japanese and he informed us that the Japanese have notoriously bad teeth. Who knew?
Is the proud "owner" of 32 street signs
Has one of Saddam Hussein's gold- plated AK- 47's... or so he says
was a truck driver for 3 years... didn't have his license
Back in high school, a friend of his gave him a pair of Nikes... turns out that they were stolen. He found out after the kid who'd HAD them stolen rolled up on him in the hall and asked him why the f**k he had his shoes.
Has illegal ammo, including armor piercing bullets
Has about 1600 illegally downloaded movies
Has a "Key to the City" of Tacoma... didn't earn it, just found it when cleaning out a warehouse. We convinced him to track down the family and turn it over to them. The guy who actually earned it died. We think.
Everlast dropped by today for a chat in advance of his show tomorrow night at Jazzbones. Cool, cool dude. When I say 'cool', I mean, he's cool in that universal sense. No bullsh*t, down to earth, honest, all that stuff. Personally, been a fan of his for awhile, so I was happy to have him in. Definitely liked the dude and all I can say is, he is as advertised.
OK bitches, it's the weekend, I'm out!
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"