We all know that the Alaskan Way Viaduct is slated for demolition and replaced by a tunnel. That, of course, requires a big dig and according to pest control experts, that dig will displace "scores" of rats and cockroaches... the two most popular creatures on earth. Where will these "scores" of rats and roaches go? More than likely, they will take up residence in nearby buildings. That's something to look forward to. Meanwhile, in Lakewood, a woman was attacked by the biggest f**king wasp I've ever seen in my life. You see, it's some exotic wasp that's attracted to smoke from wild fires (???) and with the recent rash of fires here in the state, experts warn that these guant- ass wasps will become a more common sight. Here's the thing; to kill the bastard, the woman's husband had to chop the things head off. Yes, they tried to smash it, but, apparently, these wasps don't go out quite that easy. Good to know. And in our nation's capital, an 83- year- old woman was attacked by a 35 pound beaver with rabies. Seriously. She fought the thing for 20 minutes before she was able to escape. Funny, but scary. All of us have had a run- in with some kind of tiny wildlife and today we wanted your story: WHEN DID YOU COME FACE- TO- FACE WITH A VARMINT?
Went camping and woke up to a mountain lion... not cool
His friend jumped out of a moving car to get away from a spider
Had bats in her apartment in Michigan... wouldn't have been too bad, but they were always drunk and high, so it seemed a lot worse
He's a mechanic... popped the hood on a mini van and was face to face with a rat
Her dog brought a rat home... the rat was stil alive, so she put it in a box (???)... Currently unsure of the rat's where- abouts
Her husband found a possum in their 9- year- old daughter's bedroom... he shot the thing between the (narrow, beedy, creepy) eyes in the house
Had a spider climb INTO her ear... had to go to the hospital to get it out. She pointed out that she could feel it and HEAR it. Apparently you can even hear its joints move. Not cool, man.
Ran into a camel spider in a Porta- John. Coincidentally, I'm pretty sure I'd sh*t myself, so a Porta- John would be the ideal place to run into a camel spider
At age 10 he found a cocoon; like any little kid, he assumed it was home to a future butterfly, so he grabbed it and put it in his room. The next morning, he woke up to about 150 baby praying mantis'. Good times
On a side note, we had a quick discussion about bats and it made me wonder; are bats the only animals that have a fancy name for their turds? Guano? Why isn't it just 'sh*t', like every other animal? Just curious. And, when Bat Man takes a dump, is it guano in his toilet?
I'll leave you with that profound question.
Until tomorrow, it's your nightmare, so STAY BEAUTIFUL!"