So Lindsay Lohan has a remarkable history of bad driving, having been in several fender- benders over the last few months. In one case she had to do a little (and I mean "little") jail time. Picking up the torch of insanely bad driving is 'actress' Amanda Bynes. Like Lindsay, she's taken the last few months, well, weeks really, to be at fault in several fender- benders herself. She had her license suspended, but that didn't prevent her from getting behind the wheel (allegedly smoking pot at the time) and driving herself into ANOTHER crash. While she was admonished, she wasn't really punished, and this provoked Lindsay to voice her opinion that Amanda wasn't facing a stiff enough penalty. She wants Amanda to do some jail- time like she did. Her opinions were made public yesterday... and then later that day, Lindsay crashed her car into a pedestrian in New York... and fled the scene. A message to both of these overrated pop- tarts; stop driving. You don't do it very well. On the topic of not doing something very well, the NFL is hurtling toward week 3 with the replacement "officials". I've been watching football for 35 years, my brother is an actual NFL official and I can say with absolute certainty that I've never seen such atrocious officiating in my life. I know I'm not alone in that sentiment; fans, players, coaches and owners all agree that the replacement 'officials' are dreadful. Hey, we can't all be good at everything. A lot of times we don't wanna admit to ourselves that we suck, but that's one of the beauties of other people; they'll let you know. WHAT WOULD SOMEONE ELSE SAY YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT?
He can't spell... or, he kant spel
His wife tells him that he's a terrible driver... is there a scenario where a spouse actually thinks their significant other drives well?
Wife says he doesn’t express himself very well. We heard this same sentiment about a million times, so let me break it down; men communicate their feelings exceptionally well; we don't wanna talk about it because you can't help. We're not looking for sympathy, we want a resolution. Why is that so difficult to understand?
Doesn't return phone calls... I don't either, but then, I always tell people not to call me
According to his girlfriend, he has trouble listening to people, and by people, she means her.
Everyone knows he'll be late... he knows it, but when asked, he agreed that part of the reason he continues to be late is because no one has any expectation of him showing up on time
She's a terrible liar... that's probably a good thing. Actually, I'm just saying that. Lying is a fundamental part of communication.
Everyone says that she doesn't get sarcasm
He can't dance... he thought he was OK, but everyone has told him different
She doesn't stand up for herself
Ok bitches, I'm outta here.
Until tomorrow, rock on, rock out and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"