A baseball player by the name of Adam Greenberg has the unfortunate distinction of being the only Major League Baseball player whose career spanned the length of exactly one pitch. At his first at- bat in 2005, Adam prepared for his first pitch... and took a ball to the head that knocked him stupid. He suffered vertigo, vision problems, etc, and as a result of his injuries, his career ended. Now, thanks to the efforts of a documentary film maker, Adam will get at LEAST one more at- bat, courtesy of the Florida Marlins. That's right, Adam gets a do- over. You don't get many second chances, as I'm sure your mother told you a million times throughout your childhood, but this guy will. The only other people I can think of who get a second chance are those unenviable souls who show up on 'Tosh.0' for a web redemption. Of course, for a web redemption on Tosh, you have you f**k up royally in the first place and then have the video evidence of your incompetence posted worldwide. Anyway, no matter who you are, there's something you really wish you could attempt again and that was the basis of today's question: IF YOU HAD A SECOND CHANCE TO DO ONE THING OVER AGAIN, WHAT WOULD IT BE... AND WHAT WENT WRONG THE FIRST TIME?
Went off of a cliff while snowboarding... punctured a lung. Would like the opportunity to snowboard safely
Would not have dated the woman who stabbed in the ribs
Would pick a different place to live... lived in Silverdale (which he didn't like) and moved to Montana (which he likes less)
Wants a 2nd chance to have sex with a certain girl... first time was in a car and his parents caught them. He drove off and totaled his car
Lost his "dream" girl because he got all strung out on Oxy's
Wishes he never joined Facebook
Says that he would treat his current girlfriend better because he treats her like "ass"... which begs the question; why don't you start treating her better?
Would like to go back and change his introduction to the world of internet porn... he was 10 years old and and made the rookie mistake of typing "sex" into a search engine, thus, exposing himself to what he called "scarring material".
Was involved in a robbery and did four years in prison... he doesn't regret robbing anyone, he regrets that h e tried to escape on foot while everyone else involved hopped in a car
Blew two fingers off of his hand when he found a blasting cap at the ripe old age of 5
Alright, the weekend is here and I'm outta here to start enjoying it. Tomorrow is Pain in the Grass... will you be there? We will be. maybe we'll see you.
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"