You'd think that robbing a house occupied by only a 12- year- old girl would be a relatively easy task... and you'd be wrong. In Oklahoma, a guy kicked in the back door of her house, made his way through the home and entered the room where she was hiding in a closet. As soon as he put his hand on the doorknob, the girl fired the family shotgun through the door. Let's just say that at that point, the robbery attempt came to an abrupt end. In England, parents took their son to a restaurant to celebrate his 2nd birthday. Unbeknownst to them, the fruit juice that he was sucking through a straw had been partnered with whiskey. The kid got drunk and the restaurant apologized. And a recent survey was conducted to find out at what age people believe they started making "grown up" decisions. The average age was 28. In addition to the survey, they included a list of 9 signs that you are officially grown up. Truth is, if you live long enough, you're gonna 'grow up', as they say, but that doesn't mean you're not an immature idiot. Most people are a (un) healthy combination of both. Hell, I'm saving for my retirement and my kid's college fund, but then, I still think farts are hilarious. Just how it is. Today's question: WHAT ABOUT YOU IS 'ALL GROWN UP NOW', AND HOW ARE YOU STILL A CHILD?
Lived on his own since 18... still doesn't have savings
His work ethic is grown up... but he enjoys cartoons and Coco- Crispies
Just had his first "official" job interview... still won't do household chores
Pays his bills and had to care for his ailing mother... but LOVES his Nesquik chocolate milk
Father of 2 kids (an 8 year old and a 12 year old) but loves to dress up for Halloween
Has a degree and a job in his chosen field... but loves Bugs Bunny. I do too. Greatest cartoon ever.
Finally started to save money, but blows a bunch of $$$ on toys
No longer party's but he still has a curfew (???)
Just started his own company... still laughs at farts
Knew he was grown up when he was awarded full custody of his daughter; therefore hiding all of his porn... still watches WWE
Watches his words now, tries not to curse... but he has the sweet- tooth of a child
OK bitches, I'm outta here. It's the weekend and our very own Ben the Psycho Muppet is getting married tomorrow. Congrats and condolences!
Until next week, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"