You've, no doubt, heard the saying "scared to death", well, scientists have concluded that it IS possible to be scared to death. Essentially, if you really scare the be- Jesus out of someone, you can stun their heart to the point that it stops. Basically, an adrenaline burst that comes from the shock causes you to suffer cardiac arrest and you die. It's only a slim chance (1% for men and 7% for women) but it CAN open. On the other hand, there are those things that you know WILL happen that have you terrified before they actually happen. For example, 131 years ago today, Wyatt Earp and his drunk pal Doc Holliday faced the Clanton Gang in the infamous shootout at the O.K. Corral. Yea, yea, yea, we know, they were bad- asses, but they earned that distinction AFTER the gun fight. Nevertheless, you've gotta think that voluntarily going to a fight to the death would weigh on your mental state. That's life. Today we wanted to hear what happened that scared the f**k out of you: IN YOUR LIFETIME, WHAT'S THE SCARIEST THING YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED?
Kayaking with his 8- year- old daughter when the boat flipped over
When he found out that his then- girlfriend was pregnant (10 years ago)... they're now married and have 2 kids
Some guy tried to mug him LAST NIGHT at the Arboretum... turns out that the gun was a fake
Hit black ice in Colorado and almost killed everyone in the car
As a kid, he hit a car with a snowball... the driver chased him (and his sister) all the way to their front door
Caught his junk in his zipper... I did the same thing about 21 years ago and my days of 'going commando' came to an abrupt end
His scariest moment is a toss up between the time he fell 20 feet from a rope ladder and the time he walked in on his grandparents having sex
Visited a haunted house
During his NAVY days, he got jumped by 5 guys in am alley in Jordan
Flipped his truck END OVER END in the mountains
Was with a woman (having sex) when her ex- husband showed up with a gun
Worked as a nurse and had a dead guy poop on her... he had some weird infection in his poop
I'll leave you with the poop story because that's the kinda guy I am.
Ah... tomorrow night at 8 at the Snoqualmie Casino, yours truly, along with Ryan Castle, STP from the BJ Shea Morning Experience and a collection of actual GOOD musicians, known collectively as the New Originals, will be opening for Queensryche. We are quite psyched and I can truly say we hope you see you there! We might not be good, but we will have fun. JOIN US, bitches.
OK, the weekend is here so I stay we crack that bitch open and start livin'.
Until Tuesday (taking Monday off) do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"