SHOW # 1650 JANUARY 30 2013

According to a new study from the University of Tennessee, your first several experience determines how much you'll enjoy sex for the rest of your life.  The long and short of it is this; people who had a positve experience their first time, reported more physical and emotional satisfaction from sex in the future than people who had a negative experience.  Without conducting our own survey, we're pretty sure this theory holds true with many, many things.  Look, I hate vegetables and I'm (very, very) often asked one of the most idiotic questions that can be asked; "why don't you like vegetables?"  The simple answer is; 'because I can taste them'.  Then there is the inevitable follow- up stupidity; "have you ever even tried _____?"  Yes, dumb- ass, that's how I know that I don't like them.  See how that works?  We're willing to bet that's how MOST people discover that they like or dislike something, and with that truth in mind, today we wanted to know:  AFTER TRYING _____, I KNOW FOR SURE THAT IT'S NOT FOR ME.
"Fat chicks"... not chubby or big boned or 'of larger carriage', but  F A T.  He gave it a go (I think we all have) but it wasn't for him
Smoking weed... follow along; he got stoned with friends (after 12/6/12, when it was legal) and went to the store and stole a bottle of Mountain Dew and Funyons... got caught and went to jail for shoplifting.  Blames the weed. 
Acid... tried it once and the trip lasted WAAAAYYYY too long.  Incidentally, that's why I like acid; you get your money's worth
IPA's... Miles' favorite type of beer
Not being his own boss... as a result, he opened his own business
Rugby... she tried virtually every other sport under the Sun and enjoyed them enough, but rugby was not her cup of tea... it was, however, responsible for her bruised ribs
The "office environment"... didn't like dressing up and all that silliness
Sushi... unlike most people, he doesn't have a problem with the raw fish, it's the unique taste of dried seaweed that makes him wanna puke
The "Devil's 3- Way" (which is a ménage trois involving 2 men and 1 woman) and no longer chooses to hold a fart until he gets to a bathroom
Cheap booze... like most of us, cheap booze equals bad, bad, bad times
Meth... tried it a few times in the 80's, but saw how powerful it was
Surfing... I loved it, but I really didn't think I would
Sobriety... I have nothing against sobriety, I just happen to find it much less interesting
Celibacy... yea
OK bitches, I'm outtie, as they say.
Until tomorrow, I am the smoke in your eyes, so STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

Tags :  
Topics : Human Interest
Locations : Tennessee

01/30/2013 5:32PM
SHOW # 1650 JANUARY 30 2013
Please Enter Your Comments Below
Title :
Comment :

Recent Blog Posts