SHOW # 1680 MARCH 18 2013
As we do every Monday, we asked our "Monday Random Question". As I do every Monday, I'm avoiding typing a blog about it. It's not that I don't want to share the answers from today, it's just too difficult and annoying to go through it all... which is code for 'I'm too lazy'.
Some things we did learn today:
Brown bears in Russia have taken to intentionally getting high on diesel fumes... to the point that they'll wait for helicopters to take off just too get a few drops of sweet, sweet diesel. These are not the same brown bears that'll wash your car.
One of our callers described his penis as looking like a chicken leg. Descriptive AND disturbing all at once
Sh*tting oneself is a reality at any moment. When you least expect it, expect, as they say.
It's possible to construct a penis from the skin on your forearm. My penis would have tattoos and Ted's would be abnormally and unnervingly hairy.
Bee stings to the vagina hurt exactly as much as you'd think. Ladies, don't pee on a bees nest when playing disc golf. You're welcome.
Grape vodka is not awesome... but we drink it because we have it.
There are not a lot of celebrities named Gabe. There's Gabe Kaplan, and then the trail gets cold.
Uma Thurman's boobs are as big as advertised.
There are men who actually think Lindsay Lohan is sexy... which is f**king ridiculous.
That's what WE learned. Hope you learned something.
I'm outta here.
Until tomorrow, Pope like you know how and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"