SHOW # 1722 MAY 23 2013

The folks at the Daily Mail put together 10 Facts About the Average Family, including when you go to bed and how often you argue with your significant other.  We also have results of how much loose change the average person has laying around the house, how many times the average person visits the bathroom a day, and how much time the average person spends looking for lost items during the course of their life.  In case you missed it, there's a theme here and that theme is 'average'.  Now, we've seen your Facebook profiles and Instagram pics, so we know you're ballin'!  You look fantastic in every picture, you vacation in exotic locales and the food you eat is 5- star... we get it.  Today, however, we asked if you could pull yourself away from your virtual perfection and come clean about WHAT ABOUT YOU IS DEAD AVERAGE?
No offense, but the answers to today's question kinda sucked.  They really did.  Essentially, what we learned is that most of the men who listen to our show have average penises, and one of the women who listens to our show has an unusually tiny vagina.  True.
Seriously, that's all I've got.
Until tomorrow, eat your sugar and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

05/23/2013 5:50PM
SHOW # 1722 MAY 23 2013
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