Kim kardashian tweeted her feelings about the acquittal of George Zimmerman after he was found NOT guilty after shooting and killing Trayvon Martin. Kim tweeted, "no justice". While we're impressed that someone with the IQ of a house pet could spell those two words, there's a certain irony to Kim's position. See, her father, the late Robert Kardashian, was part of the legal team that got OJ Simpson acquitted of DOUBLE murder charges after committing a double murder. In fact, Kim, her bitch- mother and her uncomfortably hairy sister all got to enjoy a privileged life as a direct result of her father keeping killers out of jail. This fact was not lost in the twitter- verse, where people started ripping Kim's comments apart for that very reason. Basically, since SHE doesn't get any monetary padding from the Zimmerman verdict, it's now an "injustice". Nice. Granted, Kim isn't the only person to enjoy the good life in spite of collateral human damage. Vince Neil and Brandi both got light slaps on the wrist after KILLING someone with their vehicles, Jimmy Page once kidnapped a 14- year- old girl for sex, the last Pope was a member of the NAZI YOUTH, and you think Chris Brown is bad? He's got nothing on Sean Penn, who tied then- wife Madonna to a chair and beat the sh*t outta her for hours. But then he played Harvey Milk, so he must be cool, right? This leads us to today's question: CULPRIT, VICTIM OR WITNESS, WHAT'S THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER BEEN A APRT OF?
Knew that a certain guy was epileptic... flicked the lights on and off until he had a seizure
Serving in Iraq, he saw a small kid blown to hell by a mortar
When he worked at a department store, he had a buddy call in a bomb threat so he could get the day off
Ran the largest chop shop in Pierce County history... 10 years later, the cops are still familiar with him. He's proud of that
When he was 16, he was involved in an attempted murder... he was in a gang at the time
Was driving in a car with two buddies... one of them had slept with the "crazy, rifle toting guy"... the back window was shot out as they drove because 'rifle guy' found them. A car chase, with gunfire, ensued. Thanks to some "Dukes of Hazzard" style driving, they finally managed to lose the guy
Sold a bunch of edibles at Hemp Fest... none of them actually had weed in them
Interrogated by the feds after being accused of counterfeiting money
SIT AND SPIN
Ever wonder what the 'top 10 best summer songs' are? Me neither, but Jolene brought us that exact list today. Unfortunately, the list was compiled by Billboard... and the list is awful. Truly. Don't believe me? Click here and see for yourself:
OK bitches, I'm outta here.
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