SHOW # 1766 AUGUST 1 2013

"Hola, has put together a list of the "11 Most Annoying Things About Being a Man".  The list is kinda funny, but mostly true.  We're sure the ladies could easily come up with a list of their own... but you don't need to because you already tell us all the time.  Anyway, we weren't in the mood to hear about gender struggles because whichever side you belong to, we're willing to bet that your biggest day- to- day struggle is just being you.  Maybe you look funny, or smell funny or you're under incredible stress or maybe you're a deviant trying desperately to hide the fact.  Or maybe you're just too damn good looking... like me.  Today we wanted to know:  WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT BEING YOU?
He's 6 feet 7 inches tall, and while clothes and shoes are hard to find and he hits his head on pretty much everything, the thing that annoys him most is people pointing out that he's tall.  He knows.  Why is being tall the only physical attribute we're allowed to point out?  You can't tell people that they're fat, a midget, smell like poop, short, ugly, weird looking... only tall.
His flatulence... which I find to be a ridiculous statement
He's been working he graveyard shift for waaaayy too long
He's a drummer and is always tapping his hands and feet on everything... but he never realizes it
He's left- handed (like me) so he smears everything he writes
Sweats profusely
Hates being short... she's 4 feet 11 inches tall
He's a sociopath... has no feelings for other people.  After talking to him, I believe him
He's 35- years- old but looks 19.  Guys hate that kind of thing, women love it
She's clumsy and she stutters, but it's the clumsiness that b-b-b- bugs her.  Was that mean?
He's an identical twin... and his brother is ugly.  I made that last part up
OK bitches, we're not here tomorrow as Miles and myself will be headed to Whale's Vagina, .a.k.a., San Diego for the weekend. 
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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08/01/2013 5:23PM
SHOW # 1766 AUGUST 1 2013
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